IFAM#9 It’s Time For Ifam Thread NINE Commentary On The Channel's Decline, Rip-off tat, Sarah's Boring Chat, Baby Bump or Fat?

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Wasn't it the B&Q car park that he recording in after dropping Hayley off?

In the 'Hayley video', he did indeed skate at that b&q car park. In that video, he inserted a random clip which was not from the same day (to make it look like he skated when he didn't). He's inserted that same clip in this video today. I think it's to have a sly dig at those who called him out for it.
 
I can’t believe chris has had the cheek to show he face in That doll shop when they all know how sleezy he is! I would be ashamed. It just shows the shops priorities aswell, I wouldn’t be allowing him in my shop (no doubt filiming) when my customers are children or parents. Disgusting and disappointed but not surprised
 
My 'favourite' time of the day

Ah another thumbnail of the kids looking devastated because Screechy is leaving for the weekend. Enjoy it girls. Savour this time without her.

Starts with Lazy babbling on. She needs an excuse for eating sweets so we don't think shes a fat cow. More Mcdonald's for breakfast. That will help the diabetes.

Not sure I would trust Creepy with my kids.

Hope he falls off one of those rails one day and his wig falls off to reveal his ginger hair and teach him a a lesson. Seriously, his rant about Kiss a Ginger Day or whatever it was a few months ago and he can't even be comfortable in his own natural hair. HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!

Isabelle is still off and went to Morrisons. Good to know they remember the welfare of their kids sometimes. Or maybe they read this forum.

They're finally cleaning out some of their garage. He wants to surprise Sarah with it but now he's put it in the vlog it won't be such a surprise you flaming idiot.

Those dolls are so creepy and I think Esme is a little too old for them. Shes's nine. NINE!!!!! I stopped playing dollies when I was seven.

Ugh Lazy's back and doing a cottage tour.

Why is Isabelle still getting calpol? I was onto adult medicine's by the age of 13.

Shut up Creepy.
 
“We’ve had so many emails....”
“So many people are getting in touch with us”
“You guys keep contacting us”

Sarah....
online groupon deals and living social deals offering you glow in the dark toilet seats don’t actually count as “fans contacting you for merchandise”
Neither do Tesco online newsletters or homesense updates. Just wanted to clear that up. ?

And ,if that`s what they are receiving ,i must be "famous":rolleyes: too ,as i`m always getting (promo type) emails!
 
Poor Izzy. I wish she could have a quiet soak in the bath, while someone opens up her bedroom window to air out her room. Change her bed sheets, lay out some clean cotton pjs for her. Get her a cup of tea. BUT WE HAVE TO BUY TRAINERS - TODAY!

Yep ,ohh sooo super maternal ,that`s our Sarah! She`d give "Mommie dearest" a run for her money!I`m actually starting to wonder if she truly knows what a parental priority is??
 
My 'favourite' time of the day

Ah another thumbnail of the kids looking devastated because Screechy is leaving for the weekend. Enjoy it girls. Savour this time without her.

Starts with Lazy babbling on. She needs an excuse for eating sweets so we don't think shes a fat cow. More Mcdonald's for breakfast. That will help the diabetes.

Not sure I would trust Creepy with my kids.

Hope he falls off one of those rails one day and his wig falls off to reveal his ginger hair and teach him a a lesson. Seriously, his rant about Kiss a Ginger Day or whatever it was a few months ago and he can't even be comfortable in his own natural hair. HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!

Isabelle is still off and went to Morrisons. Good to know they remember the welfare of their kids sometimes. Or maybe they read this forum.

They're finally cleaning out some of their garage. He wants to surprise Sarah with it but now he's put it in the vlog it won't be such a surprise you flaming idiot.

Those dolls are so creepy and I think Esme is a little too old for them. Shes's nine. NINE!!!!! I stopped playing dollies when I was seven.

Ugh Lazy's back and doing a cottage tour.

Why is Isabelle still getting calpol? I was onto adult medicine's by the age of 13.

Shut up Creepy.

Must you have a dig at Esme in everything you post? She’s a child for god sake. Cut her some slack.
 
I can’t believe chris has had the cheek to show he face in That doll shop when they all know how sleezy he is! I would be ashamed. It just shows the shops priorities aswell, I wouldn’t be allowing him in my shop (no doubt filiming) when my customers are children or parents. Disgusting and disappointed but not surprised
The shop sent a donation for Julia's House, which will have been returned, so I can't believe he had the nerve to set foot in there
 
My 'favourite' time of the day

Ah another thumbnail of the kids looking devastated because Screechy is leaving for the weekend. Enjoy it girls. Savour this time without her.

Starts with Lazy babbling on. She needs an excuse for eating sweets so we don't think shes a fat cow. More Mcdonald's for breakfast. That will help the diabetes.

Not sure I would trust Creepy with my kids.

Hope he falls off one of those rails one day and his wig falls off to reveal his ginger hair and teach him a a lesson. Seriously, his rant about Kiss a Ginger Day or whatever it was a few months ago and he can't even be comfortable in his own natural hair. HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!

Isabelle is still off and went to Morrisons. Good to know they remember the welfare of their kids sometimes. Or maybe they read this forum.

They're finally cleaning out some of their garage. He wants to surprise Sarah with it but now he's put it in the vlog it won't be such a surprise you flaming idiot.

Those dolls are so creepy and I think Esme is a little too old for them. Shes's nine. NINE!!!!! I stopped playing dollies when I was seven.

Ugh Lazy's back and doing a cottage tour.

Why is Isabelle still getting calpol? I was onto adult medicine's by the age of 13.

Shut up Creepy.
I agree on lot’s of your points, however I don’t think 9 is too old to be playing with dolls. My youngest is 9 and although autistic she absolutely loves her dolls. I’d rather that then be glued to a phone or iPad. Kids grow up quickly enough as it is. Also My 14 yr old still takes calpol it can even be taken by adults.
 
I agree on lot’s of your points, however I don’t think 9 is too old to be playing with dolls. My youngest is 9 and although autistic she absolutely loves her dolls. I’d rather that then be glued to a phone or iPad. Kids grow up quickly enough as it is. Also My 14 yr old still takes calpol it can even be taken by adults.
There are actually many adults that cannot take actual tablet medication. So spot on with the Calpol point.


Playing with toys officially peaks at the age of 6, however that peaks doesn't mean 7 plus year olds stop playing ...

We all play, even as adults there are certain activities which could be counted as play. It's important for all our wellbeing so excellent points made @Zelda18
 
SHE LEFT US FOR THE WEEKEND!



16 minutes

Again starts with the bright and cheer full summery song. As nights draw in and Autumn envelopes us I think it's time Chris changed this to something more sedate.

Anyway there is a quick montage of shots and then it's Sarah kneeling down in the hall of the Brompton Palace, She looks a little blotchy and tired. Her eyebrows are such good comedy value they should have a vlog of their own.
Sarah tells us that she is going away and the girls don't seem to bothered. She manages to get in a moan about her pregnancy and the fact she has a 4 hour car journey Its nearly 9am and off they go. Chris is his annoyingly chemically controlled happy self and he tells us he is saying goodbye to his babe.
I doubt its the first time he has bid goodbye to his "babe". It's goodbye to Sarah time and some enforced lovey dovey stuff is displayed for the cameras
Then its time or Chris to show us his skating skills he is rather athletic and there is something quite cute about his bottom I am not ashamed to say this.

It's now a shot of Issy sat in the car unfortunately looking ill. She looks tired drawn She reiterates about her Mum being going away for the weekend.
Its now lunchtime and she is having macaroni and cheese Basically as I understand it Isabelle is being looked after by Jane and Chris is doing jobs around the house. This entails him hiring a van to clear stuff from the garage. This he thinks he will be a big surprise for Sarah. I dunno why he bothers it's not as if the lazy cow does anything herself
Chris tells us that his mum is the best person at making you feel happy. Err yeah ok mate

Then its time for the girls to come home from school and Chris uses the opportunity to show the new merchandise on the youngest two
The youngest ae off to go swimming .
Frighteningly it cuts to Sarah full of herself showing us round the chalet place or whatever they are staying in. Sarah is almost immediately out of breath.
Quick cut to fruitloop wittering on . he has finished in the garage and its time to show the girls off. Its Dominoes and they are having a family movie time. Issy is still ill and its a shame she has to perform like this.
They watched Ghostbusters 2 and kids say how they liked it. It's hopelessly late at 9.30 and the kids are off to sleep. Isabelle is ill as anything and Chris hopes that a goodnights sleep will cure her.
Chris reiterates about how Sarah isn't there and he will be in the house on his own for the first time. Excuse me while I give a BIG COUGH
It closes with Chris telling us to give it a big thumbs.
 
I was coming on just to say the esme sofa comment! So funny.

Esme is the most likeable one by far for me.

Creapy looks so old, that's what MC Donald's breakfast and dominos for dinner will do to you.

His work for the day was just sorting out the guarage and dropping the kids off, what a hard life for these workaholics.
 
I was coming on just to say the esme sofa comment! So funny.

Esme is the most likeable one by far for me.

Creapy looks so old, that's what MC Donald's breakfast and dominos for dinner will do to you.

His work for the day was just sorting out the guarage and dropping the kids off, what a hard life for these workaholics.

Don't forget he's been filming for his to show all day and then all that editing too!
 
I've just received an email back from Vimeo which says:

'Hi,

I'm not sure what you are referring to as far as Vimeo "planning on working with" the individuals you are referring to.

Can you link me to the source of that claim?
Sincerely,
Sean M.
Trust and Safety'

Which makes me think its a fake as someone suggested, but I've emailed them the screencaps posted here back just in case. (Forgot to attach them before)
 
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Don't forget he's been filming for his to show all day and then all that editing too!
Oh yeah the filming and editing, that's 20 minutes a days work.

Has pretty much the whole day off and eats ready made junk food for every meal. Even the takeaway pizza was just cheese. Would 1/2 a portion for fruit or vegetables a day really be so difficult?! These magic nectapples that they go through punnets and punnets a day have never been seen again.

I can just picture Sarah on her weekend away laying on the sofa refreshing here *waves*
 
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