IFAM#9 It’s Time For Ifam Thread NINE Commentary On The Channel's Decline, Rip-off tat, Sarah's Boring Chat, Baby Bump or Fat?

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moimoi said:
It quickly went downhill.

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for someone who said in an early video she had never dyed her hair shes a liar, i cant remember what video but very very early days chatting on her bed as she used to do. I remember it well as id seen before that video an old pic of her with blonde hair and thinking why lie most people dye their hair. never understood why she would claim that but hey.
 
leni18 said:
for someone who said in an early video she had never dyed her hair shes a liar, i cant remember what video but very very early days chatting on her bed as she used to do. I remember it well as id seen before that video an old pic of her with blonde hair and thinking why lie most people dye their hair. never understood why she would claim that but hey.
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To be a liar you have to have a good memory...

Neither of these two planks remember anything except Chris remembers his notches on his bed post no doubt... They are about the only lies he remembers....or probably realises even if he says the wrong think Sarah plank can't remember the original story anyway!
 
It's me said:
I did think the same about Tana too and idubz...and just like Tana, Chris and Sarah would lie and tell an amazing story about what actually happened! Even though it's caught on camera!
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Smug Sarah could go and do the idubz thing! Although they will never have another meet up.

When they were in the Asda cafe claiming to have met loads of ifam, it looked more like they were hiding in the corner after having a run in with someone.

Must get pedalo shouted at him all the time.
 
FamHam said:
Smug Sarah could go and do the idubz thing! Although they will never have another meet up.

When they were in the Asda cafe claiming to have met loads of ifam, it looked more like they were hiding in the corner after having a run in with someone.

Must get pedalo shouted at him all the time.
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Yeah that or n or kiddy fiddler as Chris used that term in his speech!

I know it can't be nice but he thought it was clever shouting things to school children so as I said karma is a witch.

Only people I know who never film their fans when seeing them... But couldn't resist filming twin 16 year old girls in Australia though. Whose mother was mortified when she found out!
 
I read that on Instagram about a meet and greet in Newcastle and Sarah answered yes we will, seriously would you put your children through that, these two are either thick or have absolutely no morals whatsoever,im going with both, also my daughter is 16 and cant swallow tablets she gets so anxious so I give her Calpol and it does the trick and she played with dolls as I did till she was 11
 
Notice how quick the peck on the lips was from both of them! He’s glad she’s away he can skate, text who he wants and whatever else floats his boat and she’s sat loving non alcoholic cider..and eating sweets and sat in a onesie..her just like any other day isn’t it! Funny how she’s not posted one pic of her with any other “friend” what’s the bets she’s hired it for her and Katrina to sit and slob and troll twitter..let’s face it friends are very few and far between just now aren’t they!
 
Jimjam said:
We get you don't like Esme.
Shes's nine. NINE!!!!! Maybe you should remember that when being a nasty witch to a child.
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Yes Esmé is only nine, she's pretty much the most rock'n'roll/likeable one of the whole family and so freakin' what if she wants to play with dolls.. but when you're calling someone out on their behaviour, you kind of p*ss all over your own point when you accuse them of being a "nasty witch". The OP's comments might have been judgemental but they were hardly inappropriate and to be fair, expressing an opinion on one of the Ingham girls on a gossip forum dedicated to their family is hardly tantamount to bullying them.
 
The only way I can see a meet and greet happening, is if they hire a run down local village club or back room in a dodgy boozer. Shopping centre or theatre tours are going to be completely out of the question. Can’t help thinking that’s why they went to Blackpool now!

Can you imagine without management what sort of shitfest it would turn out to be? Part of me kind of hopes they do some hand shake, party popper, and an #Ifam ballon for a tenner in the function room of some spit an sawdust Blackpool drinking den. Chris manning the T-Shirt stall afterwards, whilst Sarah sits near by munching on a family bag of quavers, scowling at any girl that tries to get to close and take advantage of her poor Chris. For the children’s sake though, let’s hope they don’t go down that route
 
I cannot believe Sarah has gone away for the weekend leaving Chris in charge of the three children.
Is she really trusting him to behave?
I’m actually quite suspicious about the whole thing.
Has she really gone with friends?
Is she meeting up with Katrina (as someone else mentioned)
Perhaps she’s doing a little cheating herself
Or perhaps she gone for some serious therapy
 
Zelda18 said:
I cannot believe Sarah has gone away for the weekend leaving Chris in charge of the three children.
Is she really trusting him to behave?
I’m actually quite suspicious about the whole thing.
Has she really gone with friends?
Is she meeting up with Katrina (as someone else mentioned)
Perhaps she’s doing a little cheating herself
Or perhaps she gone for some serious therapy
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Assuming it’s a hen weekend with her mates before the December wedding but it’s more “family vlog friendly” to say it’s a holiday with other school mummy’s from the kids school ?
I don’t think “going on a last chance slapper weekend” would sit well with their brand right now ?
 


Sloth-ra Ingham....
 

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TheRealSassyBell482 said:
Nothing's changed... Isn't this how she spends every day?




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Isn't that how Chris ended one of his messages to Bella...with 'Ha'.

"Drop that towel and re-send. Ha." (shudder).

Maybe it could become a signature phrase for them...

My husband's not a cheating, greasy, creepy scumbag. Ha.

Watch us taunt his victims, doing a money grab with shite merch. Ha.

I've got a lazyitis and can't be arsed to parent properly. Ha.
 
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