IFAM#9 It’s Time For Ifam Thread NINE Commentary On The Channel's Decline, Rip-off tat, Sarah's Boring Chat, Baby Bump or Fat?

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sAvia said:
Who was it that mentioned popsockets in the last thread? I noticed Chris mentioned they will be appearing in their merch store.
This family is always sick. Not just colds and stuff that kids pick up at school but in the last couple of weeks there have been two weird allergic reactions and tonsilitis.
Is it child abuse to give the kids such a terrible diet? Maybe Super Nanny needs to stop by and check out the Ingham household.
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That was myself. Just looked on Alibaba. (Chinese direct from manufacturers site) and you can buy 100 pop sockets with your own design printed on them for 23-30p. Chris and Sarah are shameless. After everything that’s happened, they’ve priced there merch higher than even the most greediest of Youtubers
 
I wonder what Chris’ legal team are up to? Are they still telling Chris he can’t talk about the ‘allegations’?

What are they doing exactly?

Are they still trying to shut down people from using words Chris doesn’t like, or are they going to download the meta data on Chris’ phone, along with phone records held by his service provider and post the relevant information online, along with a public statement to show that this information clearly shows their client didn’t send vile seedy perverted messages to them, and is therefore completely innocent?

How longs it’s been now? Maybe they can come on here and tell us when we can all expect to see the fruits of their labour. Or Just send a link to the site. Thanks
 
The irony that at around the same time Chris was messaging Jess last year his brother (80s throwback band myforever) was doing a schools tour and advising kids on staying safe online

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That's bleeping terrible that the school would spring on them the night before that they need specialist equipment like trainers for pe. What a busy day for poor creapy and lazy that had to go into town shopping for two pairs of trainers. I don't know how they do it espically as they were forced to go from one side of town to the other for such specialist items. At least shoes are something easy to buy that you don't need to try on or anything and they will automagically be a perfect fit and not cause problems.

All lazy had was tea just tea, then mentions she got two huge wedges of cake.

Thank God grannie Jane is bringing some orange juice and sweeties for Isabella. I bet it's caprisun and about as much nutrition as cardboard.

I'm done on this vlog.

Family fizz have double the views on Fridays vlogs, as per usual these days.
 
TheRealSassyBell482 said:
School (private) probably won't care. I wasn't going to mention this but I know someone who went there. We were talking about it yesterday. They turned a bind eye to bullying and many other things that were obviously going on with various students. All they care about is money and grades. It's super annoying but that's just the way it is. Obviously people still go there but they're more in the upper years so I don't know if they're aware. Will try and find out if I can.

Edit - To back up my point I have just found a photo posted by the school of Isabelle on her Ski trip in March with the school. I was just looking through the twitter accounts. I found it and probably so have over 500,000 of the 'ifam'. You have to do a bit of looking but it is there. Just goes to show. If they don't care about her security... Also all it would've taken is a phone call to the school from Lazy to ask for no photography of Isabelle and it wouldn't be posted. Maybe someone should let her know. Might drop her a message. She needs to learn to be careful.
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I think they are past educating!!
 
I wonder if all of the friends that Sarah is away with are fully blinded by Chris’s ‘innocence’ there must be at least one amongst them who has suspicions, they are all Mothers after all. I bet she whopped out multiple photocopies of some sort of non disclosure agreement on the cottage table when she got there. I don’t believe a whole group of Mothers would be so blinkered by having a ‘famous’ friend that they wouldn’t at least question the whole thing? I bet she’s using some poorly excuse to not to have to take part in any cleaning or chores all weekend, it’d hardly come naturally to her with her constant creepy butler by her side at home......
 
Chris-Ming-ham said:
FFS...

Clean the children's bed sheets. Feed them healthy, nutritious food. Change their pajamas more than once in a while. Stop stressing them out with your own selfish ambitions. Keep their rooms as private spaces. Give them time off. Give them enough time in the school holidays to catch up with friends, homework and relaxation, rather than being dragged from pillar to post. Stop airing your dirty laundry, personal vendettas with estranged family members, or squabbles with online detractors. Be accountable for your actions, set a good example. Don't let them take the heat for your poor life choices. Don't let them watch unsuitable content on their devices. Don't expose them to the murky waters of social media accounts before they are old enough to consent. Don't vlog about their periods, fears, bathroom activities, insecurities, semi-dressed or near naked bodies....

After all that, only then can you be at loss as to why Issy is so ill... No parent of the year awards coming their way anytime soon. I know they're not the sharpest tools in the box, but none of the above is exactly rocket science!
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I know I mentioned this before, but those blinking pink fitted sheets are still on Esme and Isla’s beds!!! For goodness sake, please change them!!!
 
Off topic and far too trivial for a Saturday morning but is anyone else overly irritated by the way Chris says the word ‘but’?
He says(or screams) BEH!
Like all other words with a u sound in them he says as you’d expect him to. Then he goes off on one of his stories ‘oh the weathers crap BEH we’re going the park anyway’. Every time.
Really gets on my nerves more than it should.

Just me?
 
JustHereForTheAgriculture said:
Off topic and far too trivial for a Saturday morning but is anyone else overly irritated by the way Chris says the word ‘but’?
He says(or screams) BEH!
Like all other words with a u sound in them he says as you’d expect him to. Then he goes off on one of his stories ‘oh the weathers crap BEH we’re going the park anyway’. Every time.
Really gets on my nerves more than it should.

Just me?
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I’ve also noticed he says “mom” I don’t know if he always said it but I’ve only just noticed it. Everything he says irritated me.
 
Doobeedoo said:
I’ve also noticed he says “mom” I don’t know if he always said it but I’ve only just noticed it. Everything he says irritated me.
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I can't stand how he says "so" like "sahhh" but usually only when doing that baby voice that he uses with the boo boos and woo woos.
 
Missusnaz said:
Wonder if my mention of only having one pair of shoes hit a nerve?
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I think we also hit a nerve with the comments made about never showing any affection for one another...so now we have creepy chris draping himself over lazy Sarah regularly in there “show” ....I wonder if this creeps Sarah out as much as it does me...knowing how sincere or should that be toxic they are you can see through their actions and that it is all for the camera...
 
Romer said:
I think we also hit a nerve with the comments made about never showing any affection for one another...so now we have creepy chris draping himself over lazy Sarah regularly in there “show” ....I wonder if this creeps Sarah out as much as it does me...knowing how sincere or should that be toxic they are you can see through their actions and that it is all for the camera...
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She seems to love it, she always has a look about her when he does it of see we do show affection , but I notice its been him a lot lately and she hasnt given any back , so its major grovelling for him
 
My favourite part of tonight’s vlog was how Creepy had his skates on (literally) as soon as he’d got rid of Lazy.
He was back hanging out alone at Sainsbury’s trolley park like the pathetic little loser he really is. Reminiscing about being a sickly little child and mummy giving him attention, grow up you mard-arsed creep.
 
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Hatshepsut said:
My favourite part of tonight’s vlog was how Creepy had his skates on (literally) as soon as he’d got rid of Lazy.
He was back hanging out alone at Sainsbury’s trolley park like the pathetic little loser he really is. Reminiscing about being a sickly little child and mummy giving him attention, grow up you mard-arsed creep.
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Wasn't it the B&Q car park that he recording in after dropping Hayley off?
 
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