IamSarahjay #15 You've sung more goodbyes and goodnights than the Von Trapp children

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I reckon she’s got her bumper student finance package, interest free overdraft, student loan to the max, and she has Rosencrantz and Guildenstern off on a term-time cultural visit to Shagaluf. Still, that’s her business and with any luck we’ll never hear from her again.
Although I do suspect she’ll be back next year, broke and begging and “I said excuse me, NHS Psych Interview Panel, don’t undermine me at the selection process orrite darlin”.
 
byefeliciax said:
In a parallel universe, do you reckon she’s still trying 2 survive in an increasingly dystopian Tory Britain?
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Methinks it won't be long until Sazza starts harping about an increasingly dystopian Labour Britain:

metro.co.uk

Unemployed people to be given weight loss jabs to 'get them back to work'

Wes Streeting said ‘widening waistbands’ were placing a burden on the NHS.
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They're really making sure there's no excuse for needless sponging.

I'm a left-wing lovey (saw Ben Elton last night if you need credentials lol) but I'm not mad about Labour's newfound backbone 🤷‍♀️
 
Squeaky Beans said:
Methinks it won't be long until Sazza starts harping about an increasingly dystopian Labour Britain:

metro.co.uk

Unemployed people to be given weight loss jabs to 'get them back to work'

Wes Streeting said ‘widening waistbands’ were placing a burden on the NHS.
metro.co.uk metro.co.uk

They're really making sure there's no excuse for needless sponging.

I'm a left-wing lovey (saw Ben Elton last night if you need credentials lol) but I'm not mad about Labour's newfound backbone 🤷‍♀️
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I didn't realise I could get off work by calling in fat.
 
I'm excited at the potential for a Saz/Reann reunion. Aggreived & Aggy 2: a Christmas comedy caper where they frantically dodge commas, full stops and a freight train marked Realisation Your Problems Are Your Own Fault.
nothanksbabes said:
I didn't realise I could get off work by calling in fat.
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I stole your joke for the fam chat and they all think I'm blithely self-deprecating and witty now.
 
Foxvint said:
I'm excited at the potential for a Saz/Reann reunion. Aggreived & Aggy 2: a Christmas comedy caper where they frantically dodge commas, full stops and a freight train marked Realisation Your Problems Are Your Own Fault.

I stole your joke for the fam chat and they all think I'm blithely self-deprecating and witty now.
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Fat simon harris will be all over stealing content.
 
Am I interpreting this right? Is Sarah becoming less and less active on Twitter and actively deleting old tweets? Has she seen the error of her ways?

I’m genuinely pleased for her if she is turning things around, that’s truly commendable, and a promising sign that miracles really do occur. May she make the best pre-qualified Ed Psych the world has ever seen!

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It must be nearly a whole year since her Aldi outburst. As we come up to the anniversary, can we share some Vajayjay throwbacks?

Remember how all of her anecdotes about people she knew in a past life sounded like this?

 
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byefeliciax said:
Am I interpreting this right? Is Sarah becoming less and less active on Twitter and actively deleting old tweets? Has she seen the error of her ways?

I’m genuinely pleased for her if she is turning things around, that’s truly commendable, and a promising sign that miracles really do occur. May she make the best pre-qualified Ed Psych the world has ever seen!

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It must be nearly a whole year since her Aldi outburst. As we come up to the anniversary, can we share some Vajayjay throwbacks?

Remember how all of her anecdotes about people she knew in a past life sounded like this?

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She's becoming less and less active on that account. But she'll be there somewhere under a new name, wagging her virtual bratwursts.
 
And if she wants to use SM that's her right. The problem was the grifting, blagging, recycled tall tales of woe that came round like clockwork and 21 broken laptop chargers per week. She won't be able to do that from a lowkey low follower account so it really doesn't matter if she's still out there boo hooing about being a single muvva as if it's rarer than the hirola antelope.
 
Foxvint said:
And if she wants to use SM that's her right. The problem was the grifting, blagging, recycled tall tales of woe that came round like clockwork and 21 broken laptop chargers per week. She won't be able to do that from a lowkey low follower account so it really doesn't matter if she's still out there boo hooing about being a single muvva as if it's rarer than the hirola antelope.
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I reckon she’s never gonna stop grifting . Time will tell though eh
 
Foxvint said:
And if she wants to use SM that's her right. The problem was the grifting, blagging, recycled tall tales of woe that came round like clockwork and 21 broken laptop chargers per week. She won't be able to do that from a lowkey low follower account so it really doesn't matter if she's still out there boo hooing about being a single muvva as if it's rarer than the hirola antelope.
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I love the education I get from being on Tattle. Hirola antelope have now been added to my list of animals to worry about.
 
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