IamSarahJay #13 Oh dear I am below average

[BeardyBap]

Squig likes to live dangerously. Hobbies include tossing matches into a barrel of fireworks.

Seriously, even her Twitter chums know so little of her story. It’s only Tattle who are actually listening to her. And that’s exactly how “Oh, that sounds awful, here’s a fiver” works.

 

[TrolleyParton]

I'm wondering if her sudden desire to start studying again is because the Jobcentre has now told her that her ouchy ankle/borderline anaemia sick notes have run out so she has to do some work-related activity again? I hope so. She'll be back on the hellsite in no time, complaining about the unfairness of it all and begging Kier Starmer to personally intervene.

 

[Nonah]

I'm wondering if her sudden desire to start studying again is because the Jobcentre has now told her that her ouchy ankle/borderline anaemia sick notes have run out so she has to do some work-related activity again? I hope so. She'll be back on the hellsite in no time, complaining about the unfairness of it all and begging Kier Starmer to personally intervene.

What if there’s a PLOT TWIST and she’s got a job in Lidl.

 

[TrolleyParton]

What if there’s a PLOT TWIST and she’s got a job in Lidl.

Or a care home.

 

[BeardyBap]

I'm wondering if her sudden desire to start studying again is because the Jobcentre has now told her that her ouchy ankle/borderline anaemia sick notes have run out so she has to do some work-related activity again? I hope so. She'll be back on the hellsite in no time, complaining about the unfairness of it all and begging Kier Starmer to personally intervene.

She’ll be gunning for Liz Kendal at the DWP when she sees the clips of her on this morning’s media round.
Tomorrow.

 

[Wooh]

What if there’s a PLOT TWIST and she’s got a job in Lidl.

Spoiler: there is no plot twist, just Sarah on a roundabout, shouting.

 

[Foxvint]

She's incapable of the routine and structure of work. She's not qualified for the most rudimentary entry level customer service work cos she's got no experience, just a hair trigger temper and an attitude problem. Zero chance of her being able to comprehend instructions and accept feedback too. Her CV must just be her 50 metre swimming certificate with a mozzarella finger stapled to the back.

 

[EllaEm87]

Only part of my post she cried about was the drinking. I assume she does take money off eldest then, and more than is right to. Wonder if her benefits are aware?
I too suspect her fit note has run out.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Really odd to go on about it this much if you truly don’t drink;

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Forgets to have a drink

 

[griftalo]

Forgets to have a drink

Wasn’t she drinking gin in Wetherspoons earlier this year??

 

[EllaEm87]

Ok Sarah you don’t drink. And the rest of the post?

 

[Clovis]

Reminds me of Royle Family's Nana who famously also didn't drink:

 

[shugabug23]

Forgets to have a drink

I wish I had that problem

 

[Darvos]

Reminds me of Royle Family's Nana who famously also didn't drink:

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My exact thoughts @Clovis, although Saz can never be as cool as Nana, or as loved.

Cheers, Nana ❤

(ETA: or as fit, tbh.)

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Calling people on Tattle thickos when you read something completely wrong the other day and went on an unhinged, 1000-tweet rant about something that never happened is a big statement

 

[Hold my beans]

I'm sure all heavy drinkers tell their GP how many bottles of Echo Falls they down a day

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

I'm sure all heavy drinkers tell their GP how many bottles of Echo Falls they down a day

I am now back around to thinking she is a made up character just to troll. She has to be.

 

[BeardyBap]

I’ve heard “teetotal”, “dry”, “clean & sober”, “don’t drink”, & “nah I don’t really bother with it, mate”.
“The doctor has me down as a nondrinker” is a new one on me. Is the mention of “doctor” supposed to lend it authority or something?

Rat-arsed every night since then, is it aye? Or is that just mu literal, psychopathic thinking again?

 

[Fruitjack]

I don't know or care if she drinks, I think some of us only assume it as a way of explaining away her dreadful unintelligible ranting - if she is doing it sober then that's even worse.

tbh