IamSarahJay #13 Oh dear I am below average

[Foxvint]

We speculate that she's a heavy boozer based on behaviours that are strongly suggestive of it. The bizarre barely legible rambles. The outbursts of grandiose rage. Going back to bed during the day. Subsistence on greasy junk food and pick me ups like coffee and diet coke. Being up all night and sleeping late. Alcohol bloat. LETTING THE FUCKIN KIDS DRINK.

If you glide across a lake going quack, don't be suprised if someone throws bread at you.

 

[L3moning]

If you're going to brag about your degree, I'd suggest getting it from somewhere anyone's heard of.

I don't brag about my degree precisely because it's a 2:2. In Games Computing. From the University of Lincoln.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

We speculate that she's a heavy boozer based on behaviours that are strongly suggestive of it. The bizarre barely legible rambles. The outbursts of grandiose rage. Going back to bed during the day. Subsistence on greasy junk food and pick me ups like coffee and diet coke. Being up all night and sleeping late. Alcohol bloat. LETTING THE FUCKIN KIDS DRINK.

If you glide across a lake going quack, don't be suprised if someone throws bread at you.

She wouldn't go quack, it would be more ABJECT bleep

 

[L3moning]

She's flat out mentioned buying booze on twitter before, even ignoring giving her kids WKD.

 

[shugabug23]

If you glide across a lake going quack, don't be suprised if someone throws bread at you.

Laaaaate entry but holy tit balls what a thread title contender!!!

 

[Foxvint]

She's flat out mentioned buying booze on twitter before, even ignoring giving her kids WKD.

We definitely have all the receipts on all the times the non drinker was drinking. Including going to Spoons, the 1st person in history there for scran not a cheap piss up. Although compared to her food, it probably is haute cuisine. And advising some rando in one of the supermarkets she's allowed in on what gin to buy. Absolutely teetotal activity.

 

[nothanksbabes]

I don't know why she's so arsed about the accusation she drinks, I think she's a bleep sober.

 

[shugabug23]

I don't know why she's so arsed about the accusation she drinks, I think she's a bleep sober.

I usually find people that are soooo adamant about accusations, where they go outside the lines to prove otherwise.. are usually the ones with something to hide IYKWIM

 

[nothanksbabes]

I usually find people that are soooo adamant about accusations, where they go outside the lines to prove otherwise.. are usually the ones with something to hide IYKWIM

Exactly. She's an adult, it's neither here nor there if she drinks. She's an atrocious parent either way.

 

[Foxvint]

I think if your whole persona is Eternally Struggling Single Muvver it's probably not advisable to admit there's disposable cash for booze. Just pretend it all goes on laptop chargers and sweeties for the babies.

 

[Sensible Susan]

She did say she has an Art A-level which is the equivalent of 3.
Which I hope someone can explain?
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Did I just spot the word "English" amongst that pile of illiterate shite?

 

[Foxvint]

She's tagged in the Jack Monroe sock arguing with the failed flat seller! She's got such a hard on for tattle.

 

[Sensible Susan]

Nah GCSE, would have been established then. The dreaded course work modules. No good for people who can just ace exams.

Which was a good thing surley?

 

[mchops]

Which was a good thing surley?

Not for me. Probably fair tho. I do well under pressure. Others don't. Only further education I do now is refresher stuff for my well paid job .

 

[nothanksbabes]

I'm having a glass of pink wine* to celebrate the multiple chaoioioioses.

Also I'm off work tomorrow and Mr Nothanksbabes has rocked up after a week away building and dismantling a music festival (and sleeping in a tent for the duration, poor fucker).

I asked him (Irish) what he thinks about people like Sarah claiming Irishness and wading in on Irish politics and he replied "clueless English bleep". So that's that one resolved.

*Alas, it is not Echo Falls, it's Côtes De Provence, because I have ideas above my station.

 

[Sensible Susan]

nah, vocational courses that are the equivalent of A levels in terms of the points they attract for university entrance have been around a lot longer than Blair, especially in creative subjects. They're still an excellent route through for many students. I've no idea how you use an art one to get on an English literature degree though - you'd usually need to do a foundation year for such a change in subjects - certainly at a medium or high tariff uni you would.

Or indeed to convert an English to a Psych. MSc

 

[BeardyBap]

She's tagged in the Jack Monroe sock arguing with the failed flat seller! She's got such a hard on for tattle.

Can anyone see what she pitched in with? Defending Fakey against accusations of being JackieM was it?

 

[griftalo]

I’m having a glass of organic red and it just occurred to me that just maybe she doesn’t drink excessively, the overdose of antihistamines every day with one drink probably crazy paves her brain.

 

[Hold my beans]

I think the prescription and probably over the counter meds are a bigger problem than the Echo Falls. How many times has she 'lost' her pills? Shouted at GP receptionists and pharmacists?

 

[shugabug23]

I'm having a glass of pink wine* to celebrate the multiple chaoioioioses.

Also I'm off work tomorrow and Mr Nothanksbabes has rocked up after a week away building and dismantling a music festival (and sleeping in a tent for the duration, poor fucker).

I asked him (Irish) what he thinks about people like Sarah claiming Irishness and wading in on Irish politics and he replied "clueless English bleep". So that's that one resolved.

*Alas, it is not Echo Falls, it's Côtes De Provence, because I have ideas above my station.

Mr @nothanksbabes i hereby salute you