Oh no
That would, unfortunately, be a no from us too. It might be worth checking in the listing that the photos make it very obvious there's no parking so you don't attract the wrong people again?
Just want to try and get some things straight in my head. I've got a job interview next week, which if all goes well, and the terms of the job are right (there's potentially some issues, but not house related) would require us to relocate about 30 miles East of where we are now. I've been looking on Rightmove since I got notification of the job going live (start of November) and there's not a huge amount around there for sale in our price range which is up to 400k. However there are probably 4 or 5 properties that we would be able to consider as they have what we need on paper (parking for two cars, near the A road for OH to commute, garden big enough for toddler, three good sized bedrooms). Not perfect but good enough for a few years. A couple are chain free and our current area is also in a very slow market so I'm confident if we advertised our property at the right price, even with Christmas coming we'd have a fair few interested parties.
How long realistically though would it take to completely relocate? Obviously a bit of a "how long is a piece of string" question but the job is in the NHS and whilst they know that DBS checks etc. can take a while, they often have very speedy recruitment processes and if my references and DBS come back within 2 weeks, they'd expect me to be ready 8 weeks later, so 10 weeks after the interview. Which is absolutely not enough time to relocate our entire lives...