Helen Anderson #3 Noah Fence, can you stop picking your nose?

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Tuesday Vlog predictions bingo:

Bootcamp
Housework
Opening a free gift
Over drawn blow up doll red lips
Mentioning that Phil’s “at work”
Going to a pub / drinking
Eating
Filming with Grace
Shopping / buying tit
Working on “music” with her “band”
Complaining about something
Finger up the nose
Up nose camera angles
 
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dems said:
Nothing to do with her shoes as agree that they were a dull and uninspiring collection, but I do own a pair of Koi sandals brought over a year ago and honestly they are the best purchase ever. So comfortable and accommodating on my annoying wide feet and still looking pretty decent despite being very worn!

But not sure what the quality is for their boots, they don’t look sturdy...

Definitely agree it’s a shame she’s only got one collab to her name in all her years.
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I own a pair of boots, had them nearly 2 years. Until I messed up my foot from overworking out, I used to wear them consistently and could walk long distances in them. They're decent quality and, perhaps most surprisingly, waterproof.
 
Lunamoon22 said:
Tuesday Vlog predictions bingo:

Bootcamp
Housework
Opening a free gift
Over drawn blow up doll red lips
Mentioning that Phil’s “at work”
Going to a pub / drinking
Eating
Filming with Grace
Shopping / buying tit
Working on “music” with her “band”
Complaining about something
Finger up the nose
Up nose camera angles
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Dont forget the slow cooker chilli/curry and mini icecream
 
Lunamoon22 said:
Tuesday Vlog predictions bingo:

Bootcamp
Housework
Opening a free gift
Over drawn blow up doll red lips
Mentioning that Phil’s “at work”
Going to a pub / drinking
Eating
Filming with Grace
Shopping / buying tit
Working on “music” with her “band”
Complaining about something
Finger up the nose
Up nose camera angles
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Shouting at the dogs she neglects
 
Lunamoon22 said:
Tuesday Vlog predictions bingo:

Bootcamp
Housework
Opening a free gift
Over drawn blow up doll red lips
Mentioning that Phil’s “at work”
Going to a pub / drinking
Eating
Filming with Grace
Shopping / buying tit
Working on “music” with her “band”
Complaining about something
Finger up the nose
Up nose camera angles
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I'm gonna go for...
Gardening
Organising
Eating a takeaway
Singing / dancing
Barbecue
Buying alcohol / luxury puddings
Talking about hair
 
Her weekly round up:

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Why does she use filters that look like she has sprayed tit up her walls?

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She can’t be trusted with glass, she needs an adult! 🤣🤣🤣 Put the giant box of beers down Helen, it’s obviously a sign!!!! Also I love that she’s like “hold on lads... I need to get a pic of this... it’s classic Helen and I need to show my followers!” I bet people were like “duck off we need to clean this up”

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Nice view for the poor neighbours. 🤣

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The state of it 🤣🤣🤣
 
Well, Helen. The way you make me perceive my own size 18 5’7” body is pretty damn rotten, when I see you too ashamed to say you’re larger than a 14 in your videos, but at the same time preaching ‘love your rolls, wear the bikini BULLSHIT’ to keep the average size engagement up
 

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BadassQueenMelon said:
I was googling about Helen last night and found an article where she was asked to define her style. She defined it as "eccentric rock chick". I think she looks more like "chunky laddette builder".

Oh and here's another: Helen describes her own image as “edgy and alternative”
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Oh god, I’ve gone down the rabbit hole...

“I just want to be that chick that has a cool sense of style, who’s into music and has a brain,” she says. “I think there’s a stigma around beauty and fashion gurus; people seem to think they’re brainless. Some might be, but most of them are really interesting outside of YouTube.”
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“Some of them might be brainless...” wow. Ok Miss “Hydracondra box” 🤣🤣🤣

“I love and hate the YouTube community,” she continues. “The good people are lovely and supportive. But there are some YouTubers who take it way too seriously, they deem themselves celebrities and are far too stuck up their own arses. I just want to scream at them, ‘get over yourself’.”
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Oh 2014 Helen would be absolutely shocked at the 2020 entitled Helen 🤣

Helen emphasises that having a career outside of YouTube is one of the things that keeps her grounded.... “Otherwise, I’d just end up sitting on my arse for the rest of the week. I have the time to earn more money, so I do....”
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She was actually so much more grounded, likeable and relatable when she had a job outside YouTube. There’s so many people who start doing these things as a hobby and then suddenly it becomes their job and you can see the lost passion and half arsery in their videos, and they’re literally just doing it for easy money. There’s something so sad that her content is just centred around her redecorating something over and over or haul buying.

Her world seems soooo empty, she employs to be her friends and help with her content; such as Grace - to film and help with content ideas for her, and Kat for Bootcamp, PT and hike content. And then there’s the whole constantly buying boyfriends by giving them excessive gifts and also hosting over the top parties and bbqs for her enabling drinking “friends”. It’s kinda sad.

“I want to do more collaboration videos.... I’d love to collab Sam Pepper, I think he’s so funny.”
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SAM PEPPER... yikes!
 
She's got her kit off again and SQUEEZED into this old fave. Helen it doesn't fit any more!!

Makes me cringe so bad. She's so vanilla, she thinks a clit sucking toy is adventurous, I don't know why she thinks she qualifies as a sexpert. Altho I guess it's just Ann Summers. Still - major cringe!
 

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She's got her kit off again and SQUEEZED into this old fave. Helen it doesn't fit any more!!
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Oh wow, that is such an awful picture... the pose is so awkward... and that outfit really doesn’t fit anymore. Yikes.

Why does she have a cracked mirror? No wonder she’s cursed with bad luck...

It looks like she attempted to photoshopped the left side of her face but forgot to do the right side 🤣

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And what's with the plants? Is she out in her garden half naked again? And that pose is surely to try and hide the lumps and rolls etc hence the fact half her body is off the side of the shot.

Two Helens. One relaxed and gorgeous and glowing, the other awkward and haggard and needing a good wash!
 

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I feel like I'm living on a different planet to Helen tbh. Perhaps I'm too cautious, but she makes it look almost as if the pandemic never happened in Norwich. Where I live it looks like people here in shops, coffee shops and places that have visitors are being 10x more careful than wherever she's going. You can count on one hand the people in the streets not wearing masks here, even before it was mandatory in shops.
 
shaftesbury said:
She's got her kit off again and SQUEEZED into this old fave. Helen it doesn't fit any more!!

Makes me cringe so bad. She's so vanilla, she thinks a clit sucking toy is adventurous, I don't know why she thinks she qualifies as a sexpert. Altho I guess it's just Ann Summers. Still - major cringe!
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Ann summers are really scraping the barrel lately, I live just outside of London and my 2 nearest AS stores have been closed down. I now have to travel into London to Stratford Westfield if fancy picking up any of Helens’ recommendations 😂😂
 
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