I wonder if it's connected to the reason she's not yet divorced.
She 1000000% isn’t
we’re full of emos and goths and edgy art students and “alt” people. Seeing Helen in person she genuinely looks like everyone else and hardly stands out honestly. I bumped into her once and didn’t even realise until she’d gone past. I know a lot of people here basically sigh when they hear her name.
OT but Ann Summers is so expensive! Even in the sale, one bra was like twenty quid, and they never have my size (34A). I can get cute bralettes from Primark, duck you Ann Summers.Ann summers are really scraping the barrel lately, I live just outside of London and my 2 nearest AS stores have been closed down. I now have to travel into London to Stratford Westfield if fancy picking up any of Helens’ recommendations
Thank you for your services to humanity. I'm dying laughing at 'sex suit'.Vlog #24 recap:
Goes to dinosaur park with Ellie and Cooper. Wore a ridiculous “adventurer hat”. Cooper cries and Helen touches him. So much for social distancing. She also tries to pinch one of his dairylee dunkers.
Bootcamp - as predicted
Filming with Grace - as predicted
Complains (as predicted) that Grace moved to Norwich but Helen “never bleeping sees her”
Helen is wearing an ugly grandpa blazer with a baggy T-shirt and her fringed shorts. A choice. Decided to bounce up and down on a step while Grace takes some pictures. “I LOVE STAIRS!!”
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“That’s good” says Grace while Helen poses like this.
The go back to Helen’s and she sits in the garden with Grace with her Ann Summers undies on. Tells us she’s tried out all her gifted sex toys at the weekend (actually does grotesquely open her mouth super wide and winks at Grace.) “I test drove it” another wink at Grace “went down well” another open mouthed wink.
Jesus Christ Helen you’re 30, you’re acting like you’re in one of those awful movies where the virgin character tries to convince people that they’ve had sex. No one cares if Phil whacked your crusty cave.
“Do not judge me, Ok, I‘m shooting content and I really hope my neighbour doesn’t come out” .......your neighbour is a sweet old man - WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO THEM?
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Oh my bleeping god.
Yep she fully mounted herself onto a mirror, trying to be all “sexy” thinking she’s tit hot and..... crack! yep, broke it.
At this point I just had to pause, I can’t bleeping believe how STUPID this girl is....
Well if she hasn’t caught her neighbours attention before, she sure did now. Crying that there’s glass in her knee and rolling around in her sex suit.
More bootcamp. In a full face of make up.
Went to the pub (as predicted) for burgers (predictable up the nose camera shot)
Takes Lola’s ball away from her because she can’t be fucked to play or bring out the auto ball machine. Lola only gets a ball on walks... poor thing, they don’t actually have any toys!
Working on “music” with her “band (as predicted) they have some exciting stuff happening, stuff got delayed because of corona... little does she realise that she could have done work, there’s thousands of artists who have made records and released tit during the pandemic. Weak excuses.
(In regards to corona) “things are getting back to normal” ..... no they’re not.
Buys tit (as predicted) doesn’t wear a mask.
Bootcamp again. No one in the group is social distancing.
Notes that now she has to wear her mask to go shopping. actually shows herself wearing it.
Says she speaks to her Alexa like tit. And is scared that one day karma will come and Alexa will duck her over. Okay.....
Redecorates the garage. Yeah I clicked out now
And then she was tutting “oh you silly, silly, silly gerl” like a disappointed parent while fixing her boo boo. I’m like, witch YOU were right there, don’t enable her to do stupid tit like that. Between the two of them there wasn’t one brain cell that thought hmmm one fully grown plus sized body, fully mounting a cheap ass piece of glass might not be a smart idea.
I'd be furious if my "friend' deliberately shed her clothes and attempted to lure my bf's attention towards her, but Helen isn't her friend, she is their employer and should be careful about the work environment she is creating here. They could come after her with an employment lawyer for compensation!
Because then who would seeeeee!!!! I imagine she's chortling away thinking she's giving him a treat
Vlog #24 recap:
Goes to dinosaur park with Ellie and Cooper. Wore a ridiculous “adventurer hat”. Cooper cries and Helen touches him. So much for social distancing. She also tries to pinch one of his dairylee dunkers.
Bootcamp - as predicted
Filming with Grace - as predicted
Complains (as predicted) that Grace moved to Norwich but Helen “never bleeping sees her”
Helen is wearing an ugly grandpa blazer with a baggy T-shirt and her fringed shorts. A choice. Decided to bounce up and down on a step while Grace takes some pictures. “I LOVE STAIRS!!”
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“That’s good” says Grace while Helen poses like this.
The go back to Helen’s and she sits in the garden with Grace with her Ann Summers undies on. Tells us she’s tried out all her gifted sex toys at the weekend (actually does grotesquely open her mouth super wide and winks at Grace.) “I test drove it” another wink at Grace “went down well” another open mouthed wink.
Jesus Christ Helen you’re 30, you’re acting like you’re in one of those awful movies where the virgin character tries to convince people that they’ve had sex. No one cares if Phil whacked your crusty cave.
“Do not judge me, Ok, I‘m shooting content and I really hope my neighbour doesn’t come out” .......your neighbour is a sweet old man - WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO THEM?
View attachment 195033 q
Oh my bleeping god.
Yep she fully mounted herself onto a mirror, trying to be all “sexy” thinking she’s tit hot and..... crack! yep, broke it.
At this point I just had to pause, I can’t bleeping believe how STUPID this girl is....
Well if she hasn’t caught her neighbours attention before, she sure did now. Crying that there’s glass in her knee and rolling around in her sex suit.
More bootcamp. In a full face of make up.
Went to the pub (as predicted) for burgers (predictable up the nose camera shot)
Takes Lola’s ball away from her because she can’t be fucked to play or bring out the auto ball machine. Lola only gets a ball on walks... poor thing, they don’t actually have any toys!
Working on “music” with her “band (as predicted) they have some exciting stuff happening, stuff got delayed because of corona... little does she realise that she could have done work, there’s thousands of artists who have made records and released tit during the pandemic. Weak excuses.
(In regards to corona) “things are getting back to normal” ..... no they’re not.
Buys tit (as predicted) doesn’t wear a mask.
Bootcamp again. No one in the group is social distancing.
Notes that now she has to wear her mask to go shopping. actually shows herself wearing it.
Says she speaks to her Alexa like tit. And is scared that one day karma will come and Alexa will duck her over. Okay.....
Redecorates the garage. Yeah I clicked out now
