Helen Anderson #3 Noah Fence, can you stop picking your nose?

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It makes me feel sick how much she must spend on food each week. She clearly doesn’t have to budget, it must be nice to splurge on loads of treats/crap in Waitrose every other day! Looks like all she’s bought there is cakes, bread and crisps. I want to know how she’s been a size 14 for 5 years, share your secrets Helen 🤣
 
microwavequeen said:
And of course picking her nose with those stubby sausage fingers
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Maybe she needs a netti pot in her po box.





bluebell22 said:
It makes me feel sick how much she must spend on food each week. She clearly doesn’t have to budget, it must be nice to splurge on loads of treats/crap in Waitrose every other day! Looks like all she’s bought there is cakes, bread and crisps. I want to know how she’s been a size 14 for 5 years, share your secrets Helen 🤣
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Yes no budget and no self control!!! I wish she would show herself donating to a food bank, (and not just her rejected food) yanno influence for good and put her hand in her own pocket. Maybe even a food hamper for her mum, leave it outside her door etc. I am so angry at ALL the ig sellers and youtubers being so blatantly selfish.
 
That's the thing isn't it? People will always have a go at you but imagine if you were doing good things on the regular and filming it. Influence in the best possible way.

Don't show yourself not wearing a mask unless it's mandatory. Show you're grown up enough to care NOW. Create content from being helpful.

My sister has been growing veggies in her garden and giving them to neighbours. I've been shopping locally every week and know all of my nearby shop owners by name even though I never knew them before lockdown. That's the stuff I want to see because it's relatable!
 
I don’t really give a tit what she shoves in her gob (food wise 🤣).

Eat whatever you like Helen, but claiming you’re a size 14 after 5 years of piling on a duck ton of weight is delusional.

I dunno why she can easily admit that she’s a huge foodie and will easily show herself eating all sorts of foods, and will easily post herself in bikinis yet won’t ever admit to going up a size or two. She’s so obsessed with being that one number.

You can’t have it both ways and think that people won’t question it, or think that people that do question it are just haters because you’re too insecure to face up to reality. Trying to hide it by posting your “chunky” body online in an attempt to seem confident is not it, girl.
 
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How is she even remaining relevant to her followers?! Shopping everyday especially considering the time that most lower class folk are having with struggles *im lower class so it’s not be wanting to be rude and or excluding all levels of class here mind just not so great with my wording. Even shopping in Waitrose 🤣 but that’s just poor old me coming through. I’m furloughed so I have free time but literally not even stepping foot in shops never mind buying online as I’m so scared about not getting back and ending up no money. Mind youse might end up jumping down my throat as in all honesty I unsubscribed maybe. 1-2 months ago so don’t actually know what she posts unless I see bits on here.

I just don’t know what she’s even relevant for? I know other accounts who the same claim they this size clearly bigger, no issues with that kind but just be honest. There’s no honesty anymore and their lifestyles aren’t what their followers can relate to Or and wanting us all the use their links to buy tit they claim to love, like a certain shampo etc, then they use a different any other time because it’s just that wanting sales and monies...
 
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That's the thing isn't it? People will always have a go at you but imagine if you were doing good things on the regular and filming it. Influence in the best possible way.

Don't show yourself not wearing a mask unless it's mandatory. Show you're grown up enough to care NOW. Create content from being helpful.

My sister has been growing veggies in her garden and giving them to neighbours. I've been shopping locally every week and know all of my nearby shop owners by name even though I never knew them before lockdown. That's the stuff I want to see because it's relatable!
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100% agree that Helen (and all influencers) have a platform, which they should be utilising and using for good. Now is the time to speak up about BLM, encourage people to wear face coverings, be more sustainable, help the community. Helen does none of this. She just consumes and never gives anything back. Will only promote something if she’s paid to do so.
 
So I've watched Helen for years, Ive been following this tattle because I want to start a YouTube channel and I want my channel to feel like 2016 Helen.. I want to have personality and comedy and apply effort into my videos! Do any of you have tips or suggestions? I'm starting with some lookbook style videos - but what do you enjoy watching ?
 
Nopesorry123 said:
So I've watched Helen for years, Ive been following this tattle because I want to start a YouTube channel and I want my channel to feel like 2016 Helen.. I want to have personality and comedy and apply effort into my videos! Do any of you have tips or suggestions? I'm starting with some lookbook style videos - but what do you enjoy watching ?
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I loved her daily life vlogs tbh! Pottering around the house, cleaning and organising, running errands, maybe a few minutes of a TINY haul now and then. I was never much into her full length hauls. She had a way of making daily life all look movie-esque in a way and it's relatable. I like monthly favourites that are genuinely personal to the person, not just following trends. I stopped watching for a while when she tried to turn herself into some kind of documentary channel type...thing, stopped the regular vlogs and tried to be almost a presenter. That's not what drew me to her channel so I lost interest.
 
Hauls are so gross and passé now. I wish people would read the climate and stop doing them.

If you have found something amazing that you have fallen in love with, fair enough. But they are always just showing off huge amounts of pointless sh*te. All I can think about is the varying impacts of all the rubbish.
 
Nopesorry123 said:
So I've watched Helen for years, Ive been following this tattle because I want to start a YouTube channel and I want my channel to feel like 2016 Helen.. I want to have personality and comedy and apply effort into my videos! Do any of you have tips or suggestions? I'm starting with some lookbook style videos - but what do you enjoy watching ?
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I used to watch her main channel but got bored of the constant hauls, so just stuck with her vlog channel for ages - I found it much more interesting to watch daily life but then she made a video saying she was quitting vlogging (clickbait as she was only mashing her channels together and her vlogs were becoming weekly)

I bleeping HATE it when vloggers put in days like “wednesday” then insert a tiny clip of them having a cup of tea and then cut to “Thursday” and the go “oh forgot to vlog yesterday” it’s like what’s the point putting that tiny tit in? Who cares? Just leave it out 🤣

Helen’s definitely hit the point where she’s become so far from being relatable and has just become really boring. I think we’re all sick of seeing her constantly spending money on useless tit, dodgy fashion sense and redecorating her house for the hundredth time.

Personally I like more sustainable youtubers these days, and try to follow people who actually want to do good and actually promote good in the world. I still watch people liked Katie Snooks, on and off, I prefer her vlogs to Helen’s and really liked her “shop my wardrobe” video where she would find outfit inspiration online and try and recreate it with pieces she already had in her wardrobe. I thought it was different from people just constantly buying tit. Kiera Rose is another person Iike watching, her channel is very chill and she’s a big thrifter.

I guess a tip would be to just be you! You’ll find out what your own direction will be somewhere down the line. Just don’t force yourself to be something you’re not, people will see right through it - just like Helen trying to force herself into the sexpert field when it is not at all her forte, it’s just cringe 🤣
 
Another recommendation for a frank YouTuber who talks about sex in graphic detail (she talks about her labia and learning to love them, her excess discharge and orgasming) is Jess Greenash. She's so brutally honest and doesn't make you feel sick like Helen does, even when she's talking about discharge running down her inner leg (she's awesome).
 
I would love it if rather than hauls people would talk about one useful thing they've purchased that they've used a whole bunch since they got it. If it's the top end of the market, if you can get cheaper, what they've used it for etc.

I also like watching food chat. Trying different snack boxes.

Do content based on things people can do from home. Cook with me.

Crafts. An art day.

A try on of different masks, matching them to your outfits? Lord above there are so many things I would watch that aren't being put out there now by any of these lazy shits.
 
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