Helen Anderson #3 Noah Fence, can you stop picking your nose?

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Let’s talk feeling sexy; a Q&A with Ann Summers ‘sexpert’ Helen “suck on my clit, I am a lot of hard work to please” Anderson

Q: What’s the best toys to use?
H: Free ones

Q: How to be body confident?
H: Be in constant denial. Pick a number and stick with it, I try and make people believe I’m a size 14 - I’ve been saying that for 5 years! Also buy something new.

Q: How does lingerie change sex?
H: It doesn’t, I said in my last live that it’s on the floor in seconds, so honestly why bother? Also if it ain’t free like this red lingerie it’s just not worth it. I need rehash this overly photoshopped, old photoshoot pic of it as much as I possible, because it I probably can’t fit in it anymore and I only own this and my black bra and knicker set. #size14problems #midsizelies
 
microwavequeen said:
why do they keep partnering with her? She’s tit at this topic. They should pick better people who aren’t childish about it like Katie snooks or Hannah witton
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Yes! And both of those women DON'T make me want to throw up when they talk about sex and masturbation. Probably because their sex toys aren't crusty and covered in sausage dog hairs and saliva.
 
Does anyone know exactly when she started banging on about how sex obsessed she is?
I've followed her for years and it just seemed to appear from nowhere, this sudden interest in toys, underwear etc.
I'm going to guess it was a paid partnership with some brand but I also wonder whether it was around the time she teamed up with Gleam. They probably wanted an influencer who can advertise for their adult sex themed partners.
 
Witchywoo92 said:
Does anyone know exactly when she started banging on about how sex obsessed she is?
I've followed her for years and it just seemed to appear from nowhere, this sudden interest in toys, underwear etc.
I'm going to guess it was a paid partnership with some brand but I also wonder whether it was around the time she teamed up with Gleam. They probably wanted an influencer who can advertise for their adult sex themed partners.
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It’s definitely been since she’s been with Gleam. She’s never talked about her sex life or had a massive interest in sex toys like this before. Just goes to show that she’ll try and squeeze herself in any box as long as there’s coin and freebies.

Not a good look for Ann Summers when their influencer proudly displays poor hygiene by never washing her hands after going to the toilet and constantly has a finger stuck up her nose. If she can’t even practice proper basic hygiene, I don’t think we want to know what she’s doing in the bedroom 🤢
 
ktypage said:
The new vlog is literally the most boring thing I have watched in a loooong time. Zero effort there!
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Such a boring vlog. No wonder her views are declining.

She bought new hair, bought a new sofa, bought a new coffee dripper, bought 4 more plants, bought a new old camera that she used to own as a kid for her Scotland staycation, (so she also bought a holiday)

Ate a “mini” McDonald’s after going to the hairdressers (didn’t she say in her “what I learned from lockdown video“ that she wasn’t bothered about going to McDonald’s now it’s open anyway?)

She wore a full face of make up to work out in cos she couldn’t be arsed to take it off before.

That was pretty much it!
 
ugh her new video.

Another new face mask and mentions the brand *beg*

She states she taking a pack lunch but then has a "mini mcdonalds"?

Says that 3 years ago she saw that sofa and has had her eye on it every since... But 3 years ago didn't she buy her other sofas??? she got ride of her old corner sofa cause she didn't like the look of it around 3 years ago????

Tries to justify her sofa purchase. No one cares

Goes to bootcamp with full face of makeup on. even lipstick lol

Has bought a new coffee maker despite owning a nespresso coffee machine

Then I turned it off cause shes so boring
 
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The return of the body suit but doesn’t bother doing it up anymore. The state of it. 🤣

microwavequeen said:
Says that 3 years ago she saw that sofa and has had her eye on it every since... But 3 years ago didn't she buy her other sofas??? she got ride of her old corner sofa cause she didn't like the look of it around 3 years ago????
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Yes you’re right!!! I can’t find which vlog it’s in but I remember her stating to Maff that she didn’t like having a corner sofa so was super excited about getting a brand new chesterfield set.
 
Honestly I do think her current boyfriend looks like a troll, I don't know if it's the nose.. it reminds me of when I dated someone I knew I was out of the league of when I was younger and more insecure because I didn't want to get hurt - I knew I would be in control of the relationship. I think that is the same situation here - only for me it resulted in letting myself go...wonder if that explains her weight gain + cake & icecream in the same day
 
Nopesorry123 said:
Honestly I do think her current boyfriend looks like a troll, I don't know if it's the nose.. it reminds me of when I dated someone I knew I was out of the league of when I was younger and more insecure because I didn't want to get hurt - I knew I would be in control of the relationship. I think that is the same situation here - only for me it resulted in letting myself go...wonder if that explains her weight gain + cake & icecream in the same day
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Same! My friends were like 'whyyyyy are you with him' and it was totally because I had been hurt before and I knew this guy would never do that because he wasn't that great looking.

Now with a guy who I feel is slightly above me looks wise but not so much that it makes me paranoid. 4 years and counting 😊
 
Lunamoon22 said:
Let’s talk feeling sexy; a Q&A with Ann Summers ‘sexpert’ Helen “suck on my clit, I am a lot of hard work to please” Anderson

Q: What’s the best toys to use?
H: Free ones

Q: How to be body confident?
H: Be in constant denial. Pick a number and stick with it, I try and make people believe I’m a size 14 - I’ve been saying that for 5 years! Also buy something new.

Q: How does lingerie change sex?
H: It doesn’t, I said in my last live that it’s on the floor in seconds, so honestly why bother? Also if it ain’t free like this red lingerie it’s just not worth it. I need rehash this overly photoshopped, old photoshoot pic of it as much as I possible, because it I probably can’t fit in it anymore and I only own this and my black bra and knicker set. #size14problems #midsizelies
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Midsizelies 😂😂😂
 
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