Helen Anderson #3 Noah Fence, can you stop picking your nose?
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Swipeupyouguys
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Probably! There was a investigation done about journalists (actual beauty and fashion journalists not bloggers) selling on freebies under pseudo names. I know one who uses her bfs eBay to do it and avoids the tax. Very dishonest as she enjoys all the things that taxs pay for and will wax lyrical about evil tories without seeing that is what she now is!
Who can find hayley's depop or ebay? What size will Helens clothes be? Being short means a person goes up sizes far quicker than a tall one.
Helen has a lovely strong bone structure, like helen bonham carter. Her diet and drinking doesn't do her skin any favours and she seems unhygienic. Sorry but she does.
Phil looks like a scared mouse.
shaftesbury
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Supposed to be a sexy pout I think. I cringe at every photo. I see her pouting in. And it gives her monkey features. So she may attract the odd gorilla.
I don't agree that Helen has a strong bone structure. She just contours very heavily. Look back at pics from before she learnt this technique.
souplessb1tch
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tfw you aren't sure if her clothing is covered in bits or her mirror (both I'm sure)
Shesaidwhat?
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One thing that’s bugged me with Helen what was the big deal about her home Download Fest. I know she is a fan and goes every year but she left early last year because she didn’t know who Tool was which annoyed me, I mean I don’t know for definite but I’m guessing as she was in the signing tent she either went free or got heavily discounted or upgraded.
dinkybird
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because she clings onto her “alternative style” despite knowing next to nothing about the scene or about the music in that scene because she knows Def Leppard or Aerosmith, but anyone different or new in the genre and she hasn’t got a clue. She doesn’t even make music or alternative-related videos outside of her 50th “how to style Doc Martens” or her annual “flangefest Download” videos. She barely even goes to gigs outside of ones she gets free tickets for - she couldn’t be more removed from the alt scene if she tried.
SpookyLumberjack
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I always find her Doc Martens videos funny. As someone who wears them daily I don't think of how to 'style' them. I just put them on with everything so long as the colour doesn't clash terribly, I choose the ones that match best to what I'm wearing and that's that
Does one need a guide how to wear them? Really? MORE than 1 guide? Laughable tbh.
Shesaidwhat?
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You don’t even need to style Docs they pretty much go with anythingI always find her Doc Martens videos funny. As someone who wears them daily I don't think of how to 'style' them. I just put them on with everything so long as the colour doesn't clash terribly, I choose the ones that match best to what I'm wearing and that's that
Emmapism
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Oh my god saaaaaame. I'm not the biggest Tool fan but to not even know who they are? I mean really? That bugged the hell out of me too.
Man I miss gigs. The last one I did was Aerosmith in Vegas and it was amazing. Proper bucket list stuff. Been into them since I was a teen but I had never seen them live before.
Bubblegumblades
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I always find her Doc Martens videos funny. As someone who wears them daily I don't think of how to 'style' them. I just put them on with everything so long as the colour doesn't clash terribly, I choose the ones that match best to what I'm wearing and that's that
Little off topic, but may I ask you something as a daily Docs wearer? I have a bad foot and was wondering what the support was like. I've also heard wearing them in can be a pain too.
Back on topic, I don't understand why youtubers/influencers try to make a point about not caring what their detractors say by making posts and videos specifically highlighting them performing actions criticised. Like, you care so little what others think you go to the effort of making a post or filming a video just to show how much of a duck you don't give....makes sense right! If you really don't care, the best reaction is no reaction.
SpookyLumberjack
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Of course! I have rubbish feet and I'm on my feet for about 8+ hours a day, had an operation on one and Docs are the only things I can wear without pain/discomfort because they're quite roomy on the bridge of the foot, the comfiest for me are the 1460 Pascal 8 eyelet boots, I have them in a few colours. I've never needed to break or wear this particular style in at all. I wear tights and socks with them and always comfy ankle socks if not with tights (the shoes I have had to wear in a bit but the boots are fab!)
Bubblegumblades
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Thank you ^_^ I think I'm going to invest in a pair of boots!
Albert_Chris
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I wear the chelsea boot style ones, I have some that are slip on and some that zip up the back - both so comfortable and roomy - if that is what you're looking for. You could definitely fit an insole if needed.
Lunamoon22
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Its funny seeing tattle helping inspire people to buy a pair of them and not Helen’s multiple Doc Martin videos. All that effort in changing into ill fitting outfits, twirling around or jumping in boots and then editing it and uploading just for someone on here to be more way more relatable and give a quick straight to the point honest review - I love it
Shesaidwhat?
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They’re a bit more pricey than standard docs but the vegan Docs are a bit softer than standard leather ones so you don’t have to break them in and are a little bit gentler.
ekl2000
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oh yes my vegan jadons are comfier than slippers and have never rubbed (my feet are wider than the M1 and attract blisters so this is a big positive!) bit heavy though they’re a proper leg workout haha.
docs are always worth the investment (Time and cash wise), I had a pair that took a couple years to fully wear in and now I wear them most days for work.
the previous comment about how they go with everything is spot on, so these ‘styling’ videos are pisshhhh
Omg the whole ‘jumping’ into the shoes gives me full body cringe. Or the way she’ll wiggle the shoes out in front of her while pulling a sillyIts funny seeing tattle helping inspire people to buy a pair of them and not Helen’s multiple Doc Martin videos. All that effort in changing into ill fitting outfits, twirling around or jumping in boots and then editing it and uploading just for someone on here to be more way more relatable and give a quick straight to the point honest review - I love it
face before dropping them, then cut to her wearing them. I think it’s because it’s a vain attempt at making a boring video a little bit longer/more animated. Like if she didn’t do that nonsense, it would literally just be her standing there, in questionable clobber, kicking and wiggling her feet at the camera.... there’s no win here 
Lunamoon22
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Omg the whole ‘jumping’ into the shoes gives me full body cringe. Or the way she’ll wiggle the shoes out in front of her while pulling a silly
It’s so bad and her chopping editing just makes it look worse. Also, can she just stop with the whole forcing people to see her in her underwear with these try on videos? No one asked for it, no one wants it. The product focus is for shoes (and outfits) for fucks sake.
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She looks ridiculous trying to squeeze her thighs together to make them look smaller - it looks like she’s desperate for a piss
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bluebell22
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All Helen does it buy things. How many times has she said she is being more conscious of what she buys, but all she does it shop!
microwavequeen
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She's the most wasteful youtuber out there, and yet claims to "not be wasteful" because she put a glass bottle in the recycling bin
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