The Montecito Songbook Collective have reacted to Porca's interview nomination with a ballad. You might want to sing it to Carly Simon's
You're so vain
You walked into the palace like you were walking onto a yacht
Your fedora strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was marched online
You had one eye in the mirror as you took photos without permission
And all the seamen dreamed that they'd be the next one
They'd try your goods, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this Emmy is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this Emmy is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You fooled the Brits several years ago when they were still quite naive
Then you said that they were all hostile racists
And that you couldn’t wait to leave
But you gave away the dogs you loved and one of them was young
You had some dreams, there were rungs in your ladder
Rungs in your ladder, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this Emmy is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this Emmy is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You had some contacts when you were a yachtie
Contacts when you were a yachtie, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this Emmy is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this Emmy is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I hear you flew out to New York to get your bump to your baby shower
Then you flew your Lear jet down to Montecito
To cause the total eclipse of the son
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with some underhanded pap
Or the spouse of a close friend, spouse of a close friend, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this Emmy is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this Emmy is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?