Gizzi Erskine #3 Upper-middle class wellness equivalent of a MDMA bender in Magaluf

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GeminiMoon said:
I love how she had to do that big spiel to introduce herself and alllll her accomplishments because she is totally irrelevant and unknown to the main TikTok audience.
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I can’t wait for gen z to mercilessly mock her, it’s bound to happen. I’d stick to shots of the food only if I was her, once they get wind of her being a middle aged Whitney-dressed-as-Britney it won’t be pretty 🫣
 
Good lord, I look forward to this tit show already

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The comeback venture will be a flurry of posts explaining this is the best thing she’s ever done, then it will go suddenly quiet, then there will be a long post to accompany a selfie 3-4 months later explaining that she had to abruptly take a step back and is no longer involved through no fault of her own…
 
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donutwitch said:
The comeback venture will be a flurry of posts explaining this is the best thing she’s ever done, then it will go suddenly quiet, then there will be a long post to accompany a selfie 3-4 months the later explaining that she had to abruptly take a step back and is no longer involved through no fault of her own…
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one million per cent all of this!!
 
Plus, I’m not sure it’s much of a “comeback” when she wasn’t exactly “there” in the first place.
As I recall, there was a big push on trying to make her “happen”, so she popped up on other people’s shows a bit, and then she had some dodgy TV show about losing weight where she suggested you fry onions in water (WTF?🤔), and then it all fizzled out. That would have been well over 10 years ago.
I’m not sure how she’s supported herself all these years. Lots of freebies, but that stuff doesn’t actually pay the mortgage. And she’s had so many “business” ventures go bad (like that pizza thing with Prof Green, and that grotty looking restaurant in Margate).
I don’t doubt she can cook, but she’s not exactly a likeable public persona so as for a “comeback”?
Hmm.
 
Tabitha D said:
Plus, I’m not sure it’s much of a “comeback” when she wasn’t exactly “there” in the first place.
As I recall, there was a big push on trying to make her “happen”, so she popped up on other people’s shows a bit, and then she had some dodgy TV show about losing weight where she suggested you fry onions in water (WTF?🤔), and then it all fizzled out. That would have been well over 10 years ago.
I’m not sure how she’s supported herself all these years. Lots of freebies, but that stuff doesn’t actually pay the mortgage. And she’s had so many “business” ventures go bad (like that pizza thing with Prof Green, and that grotty looking restaurant in Margate).
I don’t doubt she can cook, but she’s not exactly a likeable public persona so as for a “comeback”?
Hmm.
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17 years ago. Anybody watching that show with a baby or small child thinking that they could do with losing a bit of baby weight when looking at a 28 year old in an Audrey Hepburn costume could easily have that same baby or small child driving off to work or at university now.

It's an entire generation ago.
 
TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
17 years ago. Anybody watching that show with a baby or small child thinking that they could do with losing a bit of baby weight when looking at a 28 year old in an Audrey Hepburn costume could easily have that same baby or small child driving off to work or at university now.

It's an entire generation ago.
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And it turns out that frying onions in water had nothing to do with fitting in the Audrey costume ❄️☃️🏂🌨️
 
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