Gabriella Lindley #32

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Fillyjonk said:
Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd
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YOU WIN. I am dead 😭😭😂😂😂
 
Sanctified said:
Definitely an Olivier Award nomination right here

Bl0cked! The Loosical: A Gabulous Story
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Followed by the much anticipated sequel:
Bl0cked! The Moosical: A H8trz Story
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Who will buy this wonderful Margot?
A two mewn sky, you get one for free
I want the cash, but none of the labour
Jane put them in a box for meeeee
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My flat is insta, my flat is smart
Farrow & Ball support my art
Such a dazzling flat of many colours
How I love my flat of many colours

It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blew
 
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Cabbagepatchbaby said:
Do we think she's gunna get the covid vaccine? Feel like she's either one of these "I dONt KnOw WhAts in it So iTs NoT GoiNg in my BoDy" or she's gunna get it and complain about made up side affects and be ill for a month and doctor Jane will have to take care of her
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Considering the amount of tit with questionable ingredients she consumes on the daily, she can't exactly moan about not knowing 😂

She'll probably say she's allergic to something or another

Edit-- saw that she retweeted this. Is this why she's such a tit daughter?
 

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I'd dew anything
For yew, ham, anything
For yew, I'd dew anything
Anything for yew

Would yew scoff me on the train?
Anything
Choose me over Jane?
Anything
At the hairdressers?
It's awll the same

I'd dew anything
For yew, ham, anything
For yew, I'd dew anything
Anything for yew
 
binlova said:
If Jane and father weren’t together, why would Jane not just live with Gobbs. She could save thousands in petrol and Gobbs could justify the 8 different bed type furniture she has
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There are so many questions around this like ‘why doesn’t she move out’ ‘why doesn’t she date again’ and I honestly feel like the answer is probably just...because she doesn’t want to? To me it seems reasonable she likes where she lives, maybe she’s perfectly happy living with her best friend (as Chris described Jane as being) doesn’t want to move out of the house they’ve always lived in, maybe she likes that area and doesn’t want to live in Sussex, etc etc.
Not at all trying to shut down discussion by the way. I just think given how easy it would be for her to move out or move away, maybe the answer to all this is very simple - she’s happy with the arrangement and likes it. I don’t have an issue with that, a little unconventional sure, but different strokes for different folks and all that.
Also if she lived with Gabby she would clearly have to share a bed with her forever, enough to put anyone off given how little she washes 🤮
 
Solved the sew toxic environment situation - her dad is sewww bad for her health becosss Jane is his best friend. But how is that possible wirh Jane is her best friend?? How dare anyone else exist in Jane's world??? George? Don't even know who that is 🤷🏾‍♀️ she keeps Jane tucked away with her and sends selfies of the two of them from bed to her dad as a way to say "ha, I win, 30+ hater x BTW need you to come up and fix my shelves bye"
 
One more:

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minions,
Five hundred twenty five thousand watching this mess.
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do they measure, measure success?

In storage, door painting, in badly drawn cups of coffee,
In whinges, in toilets, Quavers and Jane

To five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do you measure a year in Gab's life?

How about ham?
How about ham?
How about ham?
Measure in ham...
Seasons of ham...
Seasons of ham...

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minions,
Five hundred twenty five thousands followers to buy.
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do you explain Gabby to a woman or a guy?

In friends that jumped ship, or the fake tears she cried,
In boxes she tit, or the way that she lied?

It's time now to call out
How her lying never ends
Let's commiserate, remember a year
In her life with no friends.

How about ham?
How about ham?
How about ham?
Measure in ham...
Seasons of ham...
Seasons of ham...
 
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