Gabriella Lindley #32

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Fillyjonk said:
I'd love to see her do a one-woman show set in a toilet cubicle singing all these songs. PLEASE GAB. Or I will perform it in court, if that's okay.

I call it Bl0cked! The Loosical

The sun'll come out tewmorrew
Better put on twitter
All my sorrew
I hate sun
Just thinking about tewmorrew
Anti summer retweets I will borrew
Spoil your fun
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Can we please have bl0cked! The loosical in the next title? Absolute genius 😂
 
menolikey said:
Is she still registered with her doctors up north or is she back in Brighton? Because as far as i'm aware you can only be registered with one doctors practice. She really does just do whatever the duck she wants.

She's probably been stuffing ham in her incision thinking it has magical healing properties.
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I’m still reading so not sure if anyone’s mentioned this yet, but this is the girl who would travel from London to Barnsley for singing lessons. I wouldn’t be surprised
 
Tale as old as time
Untrue as it can be
Barely have a friend
To my will they won't bend
Yes they bully me

No I will not change
My portion size to lose weight
To leave my flat I'm scared
As an adult unprepared
Gobby is a beast

Ever the same lies
Designs I plagerise
Eat like I did before
Over feed my cat for sure
Wish the sun won't rise

Too many ops to count
Sure to develop gout
I'm bitter and I'm strange
But I will never change
I am never wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Gobbo is a beast
 
Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd
 

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Fillyjonk said:
Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd
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Choking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Fillyjonk said:
I'd love to see her do a one-woman show set in a toilet cubicle singing all these songs. PLEASE GAB. Or I will perform it in court, if that's okay.

I call it Bl0cked! The Loosical

The sun'll come out tewmorrew
Better put on twitter
All my sorrew
I hate sun
Just thinking about tewmorrew
Anti summer retweets I will borrew
Spoil your fun
Click to expand...

I’m bleeping DEAD this is the 2021 anthem

Fillyjonk said:
Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd
Click to expand...

bleeping hell this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on these threads. All hail 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
 
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