Four In A Bed - Channel 4

Those sisters were staring to get on my tits. They were moaning because of the price of the breakfast being deducted but it had nothing to do with their place anyway?! And the way they kept banging on about the views! Aye, they were nice but scenery doesn’t make a stark white cabin luxurious.
They really don't! The bed looked really small too, which is always a no no as far as I'm concerned.
 
Also on channel 4 this week, repeats of The Old Rose & Crown, Birmingham : The Griffin Inn, Irnham :Middlewick, Glastonbury and Crossroads House, Carlisle. All still seem to be under same ownership.
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The Griffin Inn host sounds like James Blunt.
 
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I think the right couple one, I’m a proper towner but I would stay there.

I agree, a beautiful view is not enough. The pods were nice but it was like a bedroom that happened to be in a pod. And yeah your target demographic maybe are fully able bodied but you had a guest there saying he struggled so suck it up.

If I overpaid someone, I’d be expecting tears from them 😂

Emmanuel at the police station “I’ve been a bad boy”, I bet you have you saucy scamp 😂
 
I'd want lunch, dinner and drinks included for that, not just B&B in what appear to be fairly ordinary rooms with admittedly spectacular views.
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That smoked salmon and scrambled egg looked rank. I thought he was going to send it back and I wouldn't have blamed him.
And it was a very small portion and on just 1 slice of toast tiny compared to the others
 
At the first place, did I mishear or did Craig continuously call it “clamping”? 😬

I wouldn’t want my breakfast served on a slice of tree trunk!

Also a small gripe, but on both days one of the ladies left a full ramekin of baked beans on her plate. She obviously doesn’t like baked beans, neither do I, but when I order a full English I always ask for no beans.
So wasteful.
 
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