Father of Daughters #58 Just delete Instagram and focus on real life you daft twithead.

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Love how he explains that he's got four days off "family stuff" by telling us that actually he's been shirking family responsibilities for five months while he's been training, so four more days isn't much 😆

Lol at "Plemmy" 😂

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I'm lolling so hard at the yoga retreat after he's back 🤣 and him saying this is not a holiday only flying away to do something he's passionate about and not work related but not a holiday! On what bleeping planet do they live on ? The more time passes and the more I realise they're way worst then I thought!
 
Affiliatemebaby said:
So after scoffing at all those people who told him he was unhealthy and grim for living off his children’s beige leftovers, it turns out that… it wasn’t good for him. Such. A. Shock.
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Right?! Like an entire thread telling him he looks seriously unwell - even dusty - and the penny has only just dropped?

Axa lovely to see you! With a #rebrand!
 
Hatchet_job said:
He could shave more time off his cycle ride if he didn't waste time filming himself.
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  • Buys (or begs) the full gamut of expensive aero equipment
  • Trains specifically for five months
  • Monitors his data obsessively
  • Loses weight quite drastically
  • Shaves his legs for "marginal gains"
  • Measures out carb powder packets for race weekend
  • DRAWS THE LINE at not filming himself around the course on race day 😄
My memory is a bit hazy, but didn't he subtract all his "pauses" from the published (race clock) time when he posted about his result last year, or something like that? Pretty sure I remember a couple of us calling him out on it on here, saying that's not how races work 😆
 
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