There are so many people out there who take great pride in their instagram accounts, fill them with creativity, keep them fresh and exciting, come across as skilled and professional, have a strong original theme, radiate good vibes, engage in a genuine way with followers, understand quality over quantity, and really have something to say. I follow accounts with fewer than 5,000 followers (and few or no ads) who wipe the floor with what Simon's doing. Some of them are around half his age or younger and he could learn so much from them.
And there he is thinking he's god's gift to the internet with his amateur-hour ads, dog looking at child eating, telling children to shut up and showing us his cloudy honey (that sounds so wrong sorry). His self-importance over so little, and lack of any creative growth in all the time he's been doing this is staggering.
Now so I can't be accused of not being constructive, here's a few completely genuine tips for you Simon:
- Clear out those ancient story highlights and rewrite your bio
- Delete one of your two accounts, there's no real separation betwen them anymore
- Use some of that unlimited free time to actually study photography, videography & graphics a little bit
- Find an identity for your account that isn't based on exploiting your children or on heteronormative stereotypes
- Stop with the bot buying, fake followers and comments etc.
