Fashion Mumblr #25 Disappearing chin in clouds of endless white with infected crazy eyebrows
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More bloody new clothes - of course elegant & elevating JUMPER DRESSES just for a change. Yawn yawn yawn
She only had the nerve to accept that Tefal hand steamer when at home she has that walk in monster steamer taking up half a bedroom !!!!
They dressed her like full crystal ball reader at that Tefal event. She looked ridiculous
She only had the nerve to accept that Tefal hand steamer when at home she has that walk in monster steamer taking up half a bedroom !!!!
They dressed her like full crystal ball reader at that Tefal event. She looked ridiculous
AmaliaLana
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This reminds me of that dress that went viral. You know, where people had to guess the right colour. But of course, Lydia's is English Heritage hunter green sage.Oh looks like Joho has bagged herself a freebie to the Bond premier…. Surely with 2 future Kings in attendance security would be better…
What PR loons invited Chav to an event! Security must be sleeping allowing him in!
Well Lyds is wearing this… tbf it does fit and it does suit her View attachment 785023 q
NomDePlume
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Tonight's vlog -
We start off with Freddy's birthday. Not too much footage, just enough to milk the Freddy connection to garner younger subscribers.
She goes into a very long explanation about renting out their Chiswick flat. Pretending that they don't come into London that often and can just stay in a hotel and not have the logistical hassle of worrying about clean sheets and toilet paper. No, they just need the rent. Nothing wrong with that, but why the pretence? At 03:23 we first hear the word "pampered".
She's staying at the new Pan Pacific hotel (one night PR stay) The way she says this is the best salted caramel chocolate she's ever eaten is, makes you want to bang your head against a wall. The timestamp is 08:30 for her momentous chocolate announement. Television is pronounced tele-vi-zee-ohn.
She pampers at London Grace.
Says she has had a coffee so going to be buzzing till at least 10 pm, way past her bedtime. She's only thirty. In the morning she announces that she had a good "slumber" in the hotel bed. No sleep for her, she only slumbers...
She manages to plug her amazon dress before she goes to her Virgos Lounge gig. The gig seemed boring and frankly, the pieces of clothing shown won't feature at fashion week. She does manage to lowkey beg for a bigger steamer than her handheld Tefal.
She says "Yasss" a lot, she's gettin' down with bein' cool is our Josie.
She goes to a Bare Minerals event, staying at a second hotel and is critical about the chips she ordered from room service arriving cold. She gushed and oohed and aahed ad nauseum at the PR hotel, but now she's back to critical Josie.
She namedrops that she saw Lady Mary and Lady Edith at Soho. Can hear her gulping and sucking her teeth now from all the excitement. Thank god she cannot film people in Soho and we didn't have to witness it.
At 28 minutes we have another fashion haul. That Old Rectum and Strawtop aren't paying for themselves, are they? Need the affiliates pronto.
Just before 30 mins, we get to see witch Josie in fine form as she deliberately whines about the Karen Millen jacket not having belt loops. It's been all over Insta about the belt loops and Lydiot belt saga in general and she uses it like the true little witch that she is. Gives a lecture about how she lives in the country and that jacket is her style of dressing. It's like a Barbour jacket. Some friend our little Josie is. I think she cannot understand why she hasn't been offered a partnership considering that milady now lives in the Cotswolds. It's because you dress like an old lady, Josie! No one wants your floral monstrosities.
I get the feeling she's trying to introduce a younger look in her fashion, the granny look is not working so well for her. She wore the most dreadful things for the last year.
We start off with Freddy's birthday. Not too much footage, just enough to milk the Freddy connection to garner younger subscribers.
She goes into a very long explanation about renting out their Chiswick flat. Pretending that they don't come into London that often and can just stay in a hotel and not have the logistical hassle of worrying about clean sheets and toilet paper. No, they just need the rent. Nothing wrong with that, but why the pretence? At 03:23 we first hear the word "pampered".
She's staying at the new Pan Pacific hotel (one night PR stay) The way she says this is the best salted caramel chocolate she's ever eaten is, makes you want to bang your head against a wall. The timestamp is 08:30 for her momentous chocolate announement. Television is pronounced tele-vi-zee-ohn.
She pampers at London Grace.
Says she has had a coffee so going to be buzzing till at least 10 pm, way past her bedtime. She's only thirty. In the morning she announces that she had a good "slumber" in the hotel bed. No sleep for her, she only slumbers...
She manages to plug her amazon dress before she goes to her Virgos Lounge gig. The gig seemed boring and frankly, the pieces of clothing shown won't feature at fashion week. She does manage to lowkey beg for a bigger steamer than her handheld Tefal.
She says "Yasss" a lot, she's gettin' down with bein' cool is our Josie.
She goes to a Bare Minerals event, staying at a second hotel and is critical about the chips she ordered from room service arriving cold. She gushed and oohed and aahed ad nauseum at the PR hotel, but now she's back to critical Josie.
She namedrops that she saw Lady Mary and Lady Edith at Soho. Can hear her gulping and sucking her teeth now from all the excitement. Thank god she cannot film people in Soho and we didn't have to witness it.
At 28 minutes we have another fashion haul. That Old Rectum and Strawtop aren't paying for themselves, are they? Need the affiliates pronto.
Just before 30 mins, we get to see witch Josie in fine form as she deliberately whines about the Karen Millen jacket not having belt loops. It's been all over Insta about the belt loops and Lydiot belt saga in general and she uses it like the true little witch that she is. Gives a lecture about how she lives in the country and that jacket is her style of dressing. It's like a Barbour jacket. Some friend our little Josie is. I think she cannot understand why she hasn't been offered a partnership considering that milady now lives in the Cotswolds. It's because you dress like an old lady, Josie! No one wants your floral monstrosities.
I get the feeling she's trying to introduce a younger look in her fashion, the granny look is not working so well for her. She wore the most dreadful things for the last year.
Yes, she is overegging the pudding by a mile. I found her squeals about the hotel super annoying. She sounds silly and affectatious. I couldn't help smiling though when I wondered how Strawtop will compete with the hotel amenities in the room.
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Peoniesandballetshoes
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i know two people who have had the surgery, they look so much better but it’s not a pleasant process, is was deemed cosmetic more than anything. It wasn’t affecting them badly but was a option for them so they took it but boy was it painful.
I don’t blame Josie not having it if she every had a discussion about it, it’s not reducing her quality of life it just means she has a Tough time chewing her food.
WatchReelCopyReel
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beautyblogger123
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She has literal rooms filled with princess-style junk, and that is what she pulls out?
meanwhile Kate swooshes past in a killer gold cape-back gown.
all the lols
Pretty sure they’re not at the official premier. They’re at the cinema Charlie said. The official premier is at the Royal Albert Hall
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NomDePlume
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They are not at the official premiere from what I understand. They don't look amazing for an evening viewing. I especially dislike the Splainer's tie. Methinks he looks like an encyclopedia salesman.
NomDePlume
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The Duchess of Cambridge looks spectacular and Daniel Craig doesn't look too shabby either.Pretty sure they’re not at the official premier. They’re at the cinema Charlie said. The official premier is at the Royal Albert Hall
I don't think so, I think they schedule meetings at Soho House to impress and flaunt that they are Soho members.
Miscanthus
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Looks like Aldi and Lidl are at the actual premiere at the Albert Hall 
NomDePlume
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It is painful to say anything positive about the Lydiot, but besides the dress being in desperate need of being shortened, It is not bad. I have had some wine and it could possibly have clouded my judgement though, so please forgive me. Let's hope Lydiot can refrain from cackling loudly while she's wearing it though. The cackling is not a good look!Oh looks like Joho has bagged herself a freebie to the Bond premier…. Surely with 2 future Kings in attendance security would be better…
What PR loons invited Chav to an event! Security must be sleeping allowing him in!
Well Lyds is wearing this… tbf it does fit and it does suit her View attachment 785023 q
I found a comment under tonight's vlog by a "brown girl" singing Josie's praises. The person created her account on 28 September 2021 {this is today's date]. Josie is this you trying to get rid of your racist reputation? Odd that somebody has been so incredibly inspired by Josie, but has only been watching her since for s single day. I usually need a bit longer before I'm so very inspired and influenced by someone else. Just saying...
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WatchReelCopyReel
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I will say Kate is absolutely fire tonight!
PettyBettyBoop
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Pretty sure they’re not at the official premier. They’re at the cinema Charlie said. The official premier is at the Royal Albert Hall
Kate never seems to disappoint. Stunning as always… Kate is the epitome of “CLASS”. Josie take note pls.
Lydia looks really nice and Ali. Please don’t hate me for this. She at least dresses better than Josie.
Milkshake
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Looks like Aldi and Lidl are at the actual premiere at the Albert Hall
Yup seems like it
I have to admit I’m quite jealous haha but I suppose so is our Josefiend
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I never knew that
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Clearly these clowns were not invited to the black tie side of the room … they look ridiculous…he’s off to see LL the bank manager to beg for more money she’s off to Daylsford to try to get freebies ….
I was wrong I admit it! Still bet it was Ali’s invite and not Lydia’s. And Josie and charlie are nowhere to be seen! They’re probably watching it somewhere else in a cinema.Yup seems like it
Potoooooooo
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I beg to differ, she tends to slide her mandible forward a lot, that can cause problems in her temporomandibular joint, and issues include incredibly painful bouts on both or one side of her face, migraines, stiff shoulders non-stop, and of course her speech problems, and also she cannot chew properly, maybe that's why we see her with lots of food on her plate, but I bet she doesn't finish it all, it's just too annoying to try an chew.
PettyBettyBoop
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Yup seems like it
I’m sure she is jelly but CharChar is probably devastated not being with Ali
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