Fashion Mumblr #25 Disappearing chin in clouds of endless white with infected crazy eyebrows

[georgiecait]

Josie invests her money much more wisely than Lydia. Lydias career is in free fall and even if she does get a vintage defender it won’t be long before she has to dramatically curb her spending. Josie has the £££ income from strawtop to fall back on.

And also not long before she curbs the car! Those two are well known for not looking after their cars, because they're leases and don't care. There's always a scratch, bump or something in the interior that needs fixing.

Not far into her newest vlog, but, can I just say that for all of gadgetry, creams, and the amount of money spent or gifted to her, her complexion is awful. She has had that chin blemish forever. Any dermatologist would tell you that 99.9% of the premium products being sold is garbage. It really comes down to genetics. My mom who is 97 looks like she is in her 70's. Cerave is cheap and recommended by many dermatologists as a cleanser. Personally I love going to TJMAX (USA) for skin care, you can get Hydrolonic Acid serum for daytime and Collagen and Retinol serim for nighttime. 5 bucks thats really all anyone needs. I am now 67 with a better complexion than " oh my goodness "

Be careful with TJ/TK Maxx as a lot of their beauty products are out of date

 

[Mumma Jujus]

Next thing you know, they will ask for s CV for a booking. Idiots

And they will want to know how many times you go to the bathroom..toilet paper charged per sheet..how many times you're likely to break wind..furniture is not to be sat on..standing only to preserve all the freebies..it wouldn't surprise me at all if one of those two pricks set up camp in the roof space to add the personal touch by watching over paying guests..give me strength..lol..I shouldnt really take the piss..but I just can't help myself..

 

[lanathebest]

She always gets weird when she's around her "friends", with Charlie she's so dead inside I dont understand why stay in a rship like that

 

[Hunevoque2]

Sorry but anyone with any sense would rather bring their own coffee pods and hair dryer and pay £100 less for the cramped cottage. As for the bread and eggs well the people could walk to the shop and purchase them when they arrived.

Also what would she do if the Dyson hairdryer broke just as someone arrived give them £20% off?

No, make them pay for it by saying that they had broken it

 

[Allexie01]

And they will want to know how many times you go to the bathroom..toilet paper charged per sheet..how many times you're likely to break wind..furniture is not to be sat on..standing only to preserve all the freebies..it wouldn't surprise me at all if one of those two pricks set up camp in the roof space to add the personal touch by watching over paying guests..give me strength..lol..I shouldnt really take the piss..but I just can't help myself..

I bet they have set up discrete CCTV all over the place so they can spy on guests customers at all times! I really feel sorry for anyone staying there...as well as the claustrophobia I would be a nervous wreck around all that twee 'luxury' tat.

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She always gets weird when she's around her "friends", with Charlie she's so dead inside I dont understand why stay in a rship like that

I think they are both now trapped in a complicated but toxic relationship. What would Cha Cha have without her...no home, job/income/talent, probably no capital. How would she manage a property+rental without her 'estate manager'?

 

[PettyBettyBoop]

I bet they have set up discrete CCTV all over the place so they can spy on guests customers at all times! I really feel sorry for anyone staying there...as well as the claustrophobia I would be a nervous wreck around all that twee 'luxury' tat.

I’d sit there and read every post on here

 

[Hass]

LOL - the daily mail states that there may be a winter of discontent with fuel shortages coming - wonder how much it costs to fill up the defender - and how long it lasts !!!

Also on instagram josie asked which looks better their defender or an older model parked next to hers - everyone chose the old defender !

 

[NomDePlume]

I have one question, and one question only

CAN EM SHELDON STICK HER FACE ANY FURTHER UP PEOPLES ARSES? (I’m referring to Josie’s latest Insta story). I think not. The girl is low-key single white female.

Josie does the same type of thing in the comments of other influencers. She is literally one of the first people to comment, gets huge likes on the comment, and drives traffic her way. Anytime another influencer in her circle does something or launces something, there is old Josefiend dutifully singing their praises. This, also guarantees that whatever company the person is working with, is forced to notice the Fashion Mumblr. She must comment within seconds of their posts, so has to sit waiting for it to go live. I have noticed this with Victoria, Freddy and the Lydiot (I don't follow the others), but she especially likes to be first in Freddy's comment section. She also makes sure to purchase something from their collection and then is sure to wear it, mention it and promote it. I've seen this so many times. I wish I had the good sense to have screenshot them all.

I think she does it so she can get more followers, is a social media growth strategy, but girl needs to tone it down lol

She has learned from Josie. Josefiend is the master at the piggyback off other influencers! A good example is how Josie used pics from Robin's wedding on her Instagram before Robin herself had posted anything.

 

[claraD]

LOL - the daily mail states that there may be a winter of discontent with fuel shortages coming - wonder how much it costs to fill up the defender - and how long it lasts !!!

Also on instagram josie asked which looks better their defender or an older model parked next to hers - everyone chose the old defender !

not far..I have one..they are in for a shock esp with all the short journeys around those small roads but then theirs spends most of its time sitting in front of a house, what a fail to show off buying a car you don't need and not even have a garage to store it in

 

[PettyBettyBoop]

I’d sit there and read every post on here

Meant to add- OUT LOUD.

 

[Allexie01]

Picture the scene in The Old Codswallop Rectum. Madame J and Milord Cha Cha are snuggled down in their finest quality luxury bed. There is a bolster down the middle. ('You know the deal Josie, no touchy touchy, my inclinations and my heart are elsewhere') She is wearing her ostrich feather jim jams and her glow in the dark face mask contraption. He is wearing his too tight leopard boxers - it's his turn with the feathers tomorrow. Both are staring intently at their iPad screens. Having forsaken Downton Abbey, Bridgerton and Gossip Girls they now have a new obsession.....'Strawtop Cottage: Live'. Much teeth sucking and sharp intakes of breath ensue as the cottage 'guests' unpack their luggage. 'What the bloody Nora' yells Cha Cha, making Josie's mask short circuit and giving her a very nice 'glow', 'they have brought body wash....FROM ALDI!!!. What's wrong with our artisan Cowpat stuff we so thoughtfully provided?. Cha Cha now has an apoplectic 'glow' to match. Later the guests prepare dinner...'he's using the wrong knife' cries Cha Cha as a pack of Asda Economy Cheddar is hacked open. A silver glittery thing appears...'oh goodness gracious me' cries Josie, 'we forgot to get a bespoke cheese grater - good job they brought their own'. After a boozy rosé-filled meal the guests unloaded the dishwasher and put away the dishes. 'Oooooh nooooo' cries the obsessive Cha Cha wiping a tear from his eye, 'they haven't made all the mug handles face the same way! Who are these morons?' He cleans his tear stained glasses and pops them back on. 'Suddenly his eyes bulge and then cross even more than usual. 'Aaaaaarrgghh noooooo, it's the bloody Millen-Morons!!!'


(Apologies....twas a boring Friday afternoon

 

[NomDePlume]

Picture the scene in The Old Codswallop Rectum. Madame J and Milord Cha Cha are snuggled down in their finest quality luxury bed. There is a bolster down the middle. ('You know the deal Josie, no touchy touchy, my inclinations and my heart are elsewhere') She is wearing her ostrich feather jim jams and her glow in the dark face mask contraption. He is wearing his too tight leopard boxers - it's his turn with the feathers tomorrow. Both are staring intently at their iPad screens. Having forsaken Downton Abbey, Bridgerton and Gossip Girls they now have a new obsession.....'Strawtop Cottage: Live'. Much teeth sucking and sharp intakes of breath ensue as the cottage 'guests' unpack their luggage. 'What the bloody Nora' yells Cha Cha, making Josie's mask short circuit and giving her a very nice 'glow', 'they have brought body wash....FROM ALDI!!!. What's wrong with our artisan Cowpat stuff we so thoughtfully provided?. Cha Cha now has an apoplectic 'glow' to match. Later the guests prepare dinner...'he's using the wrong knife' cries Cha Cha as a pack of Asda Economy Cheddar is hacked open. A silver glittery thing appears...'oh goodness gracious me' cries Josie, 'we forgot to get a bespoke cheese grater - good job they brought their own'. After a boozy rosé-filled meal the guests unloaded the dishwasher and put away the dishes. 'Oooooh nooooo' cries the obsessive Cha Cha wiping a tear from his eye, 'they haven't made all the mug handles face the same way! Who are these morons?' He cleans his tear stained glasses and pops them back on. 'Suddenly his eyes bulge and then cross even more than usual. 'Aaaaaarrgghh noooooo, it's the bloody Millen-Morons!!!'


(Apologies....twas a boring Friday afternoon

Had a lovely giggle, thanks! The short circuit glow bit is golden. Gives new meaning to the term glow up. Hehe...

 

[Juliexyzz]

"he's using the wrong knife " @Allexie01 That's hillarious. Saw the last vlog. Kind of zoomed through. I wish she was doing fashion content. But she's so bad at it that even that is a waste of time. I like Laura Blair. She's is killing it with great looks and outfits lately

 

[Nikki_]

Oooookay "luxury" cottage means Dyson. I'm sure she's just putting stuff there that she's got for free from companies.

And she stands by the pricing with baseless arguments. She's too used to PR trips and doesn't understand what people expect when their actual hard earned money goes into accommodation. I'm sure nobody is going to be impressed by what she thinks is impressive.
Doesn't understand the public's view and feedback. She's going to have to reduce the pricing in future if she wants the business to stay afloat.

Whoever puts down that damage deposit is probably not getting it back. She's sure to find some problem.

 

[Milkshake]

Probably not what she expected

 

[Julia123]

The "lucky enough" is utterly bizarre and makes for a very bad business model. When people offer to give you their money, be smart and accept it there and then. Attempting to create some stupid 'exclusivity' vibe will not end well for them. I don't care about feeling "special" or "lucky" or having to play games to make a reservation, but I certainly do care about not being ripped off.

I'm thinking they are likely doing this to review the people and determine if they are good enough or the right fit for the cottage. Call me cynical but this aligns with her basic way of feeling superior and like the guests would be lucky to be accepted to stay there.

 

[Hungarianka]

Ok here’s an objective view of it. It’s far too overpriced for what it is. All the guests are doing is paying their mortgage off, being fleeced for repairs etc etc. We all know those two will be magnifying glasses at the ready once the guests have left or even during their stay. She’s especially creepy that way. Zooming her lense into other people’s bathroom bay windows vlogging like a Peeping Tom and admitting what she was doing blindly unaware of what she was admitting and the potential consequences that could have had not just to her business but to the poor people who’s property was being filmed and their privacy invaded, why would this venture be any different or behaved in a way that is respectful, professional and respects the boundaries of those coughing up over a grand to pay her for the privilege of staying at her cottages. Who’s to say that she wouldn’t be nosying around in other people’s belongings, finding fault in their stay in order to either brown nose them or fleece them.

The Instagram feed for it is extremely misleading. They’ve been very very vague about the whole thing until the vlogs show you more. Tactical but also extremely dishonest to be photographing other properties under that feed. It makes it look like it’s another property but the interiors elsewhere much like how films are made. The exteriors shot on location and the interiors at another location.

Photos here are to back up my views:

1. Who wants to shlep about holding that Strawtop bag?! It’s embarrassing. Merchy and tacky. Nobody will use it unless they’re devoid of style, self awareness and common sense. What they are expecting the guests to do is free advertise their venture. They’re guests not friends.

2. Cream/white/ecru sofas are lovely if you’re target market are germophobes (no offence to actual sufferers) my point is it won’t last with dogs staying or children. G-d forbid the guest wants a glass of Merlot and spills a bit.

3. “Modelling” or her definition of it is unprofessional. Remove yourself from your business make it about the staying experience. That photo of her lurking there is bad vibes to be giving. It’s like stay but the hostess is always watching you.

4. Whatever Charles or his fiancée say about not pretending to be interior designers is absolute bullshit. Their aspirations and delusions of grandeur is what has happened on the pretence that they don’t need interior designers and when some have foolishly offered help they’ve disregarded it or made it seems like it was their idea in the first place.

There is only so much bullshitting that people will get away with. If they carry on the way they seem to be going they won’t have a business because people are not born yesterday especially when you’re charging hotel prices in a cottage that really is nothing special within the grand scheme of life. They are ten a penny those cottages when you factor in other places of natural beauty. The Yorkshire Dales, Corfe village in Dorset, Sherborne, Wimborne, Poole, Lymington, Essex, Kent, Harrogate, Bedfordshire, Suffolk England is full of beautiful heritage sites, cottages like that, some grander than others some more modest. They haven’t bought the oldest most exclusive property in the British Isles. Reality check, humility, modesty and gratitude is in serious need by those two. Why do I get the feeling they think they are above that?!!! They need full staff, not her retired mother but proper staff, accountant, separate operations to the Old Rectory and her business and they might have a chance in a climate that is precarious at best and competitive that makes the Olympics look like a fun run.

 

[Julia123]

Thought you all would love this epic screenshot of these two asshats showing thier true selves… talking about the poo hanging off of a sausage dogs butt hair while walking down the cuuuwte village streets. Lydiot cackling with her scary eyebrows and filler and Josie shading her eyes while sunglasses are on her head… again… forgetting to suck her teef back into her mouth. A gem from Lydia’s vlog of the same trip. They made complete asses of themselves in this town #bigsurprise

 

[estellastheme]

Thought you all would love this epic screenshot of these two asshats showing thier true selves… talking about the poo hanging off of a sausage dogs butt hair while walking down the cuuuwte village streets. Lydiot cackling with her scary eyebrows and filler and Josie shading her eyes while sunglasses are on her head… again… forgetting to suck her teef back into her mouth. A gem from Lydia’s vlog of the same trip. They made complete asses of themselves in this town #bigsurprise

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Lydia looks like she's wearing another human's face over hers and it always freaks me out. I could ask what is wrong with them talking about poo hanging off a dogs fur and cackling about it in public but honestly it's just easier to ask for an example of just one thing that isn't wrong with either of them.

 

[shiroyagisan]

Of course they'd go see the most transphobic comic alive.

The bigotry doesn't end with racism.