Fashion Mumblr #25 Disappearing chin in clouds of endless white with infected crazy eyebrows

[lesento]

Next thing you know, they will ask for s CV for a booking. Idiots

 

[claraD]

Lydias vlog today - they stop to look at Vintage Defenders because she has always wanted one - ummm does this mean that Josie and Charlies defender will look like crap next to the original vintage one soon to be bought by Lydia?? how does Josie compete with that?

When he was buying his defender Charlie was almost looking down on Ben Francis for having what he called an 'old school' defender. Well Ben actually lives on a farm IN THE COTSWOLDS and I would imagine knows what everything does unlike Charlie who opened his side mounted box like he hadn't even noticed it was there saying 'oh we might use this for dog leads' How stupid can one boy be.

 

[Kimbo3]

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I think Josie believes Cotswolds just means countryside It’s it outside if the Cotswolds you can’t call it Cotswolds, it’s a protected status Josie!

Something tells me she has been reading here following an earlier comment I made from the Gov.UK website reference false advertising & the law!!!!

 

[juniper54ny]

Not far into her newest vlog, but, can I just say that for all of gadgetry, creams, and the amount of money spent or gifted to her, her complexion is awful. She has had that chin blemish forever. Any dermatologist would tell you that 99.9% of the premium products being sold is garbage. It really comes down to genetics. My mom who is 97 looks like she is in her 70's. Cerave is cheap and recommended by many dermatologists as a cleanser. Personally I love going to TJMAX (USA) for skin care, you can get Hydrolonic Acid serum for daytime and Collagen and Retinol serim for nighttime. 5 bucks thats really all anyone needs. I am now 67 with a better complexion than " oh my goodness "

 

[Hungarianka]

Not far into her newest vlog, but, can I just say that for all of gadgetry, creams, and the amount of money spent or gifted to her, her complexion is awful. She has had that chin blemish forever. Any dermatologist would tell you that 99.9% of the premium products being sold is garbage. It really comes down to genetics. My mom who is 97 looks like she is in her 70's. Cerave is cheap and recommended by many dermatologists as a cleanser. Personally I love going to TJMAX (USA) for skin care, you can get Hydrolonic Acid serum for daytime and Collagen and Retinol serim for nighttime. 5 bucks thats really all anyone needs. I am now 67 with a better complexion than " oh my goodness "

I would seriously advice against going there purely because their products are long past their dates of expiration. They can get away with it due to it being sealed. I once bought shampoo and conditioner, twice and the liquids had separated. Buyer beware

 

[lanathebest]

They were on a red carpet? why does it look photoshopped

"I always have a resting witch face" - Josie, 2021

Cmon Josie, think of one good lie to tell to sell this mask, c'mon, explain how this will save them a few bucks. Oh these plonkers will believe it all. I need more freebies from Charlotte, I need to think of a good transition later on to sell skillshare and this VPN tit.

 

[Milkshake]

I hate this pose with a passion. It just looks so so stupid

 

[loujo001]

vlog today - the first 30 minutes - is a commercial for charlotte tilbury - 30 minutes!!!

I was really angry about that. She gets a load of free stuff. Bloody long ad for Charlotte and not even a discount code for all her viewers

 

[Milkshake]

Oh my goodness the last paragraph Gosh the arrogance.

We will see how many people will actually book their tiny holiday home for this extortionate price. Maybe 2-3 fans at first but then what?

And you are all so right about the bathroom, I don’t hate it but there needs to be some form of shelving unit to put your stuff. I don’t understand why Miss Pampersessionalldayeveryday can’t see that, where am I supposed to put all my Elemis cremes and potions?

 

[lanathebest]

Oh my goodness the last paragraph Gosh the arrogance.

We will see how many people will actually book their tiny holiday home for this extortionate price. Maybe 2-3 fans at first but then what?

And you are all so right about the bathroom, I don’t hate it but there needs to be some form of shelving unit to put your stuff. I don’t understand why Miss Pampersessionalldayeveryday can’t see that, where am I supposed to put all my Elemis cremes and potions?

MY GOD JOSIE NO ONE FUCKINBCARES ABOUT DYSON FUCKIN HAIR CURLER OR AIR PURIFIER OR UR FUCKIN NEDPRESDO MACINE IT DOESNT MAKE A COTTAGE SUDDENLY LUXURY THE SIZE IS SMALL AND ITS OVERPRICED U MONEY HUNGRY FOOL

 

[Hungarianka]

Oh my goodness the last paragraph Gosh the arrogance.

We will see how many people will actually book their tiny holiday home for this extortionate price. Maybe 2-3 fans at first but then what?

And you are all so right about the bathroom, I don’t hate it but there needs to be some form of shelving unit to put your stuff. I don’t understand why Miss Pampersessionalldayeveryday can’t see that, where am I supposed to put all my Elemis cremes and potions?

Well Josephine and I know you read this page. Who needs the Cotswolds when you have Bells Beach down the road from my home. Victoria really is the place to be! When lockdown decides to fully lift I’m going to my beautiful home on the shore of Lake Balaton. Take my boat out and get back to the country I love and am proud to be Hungarian. Then go and see my other relatives in Transylvania. Good wine, food, mountains and happiness. There are more things to be had in life than overpriced holiday rentals with overpriced tit in them. All they are is just plastic plug in tit and meaningless material objects that won’t give you the memories like the breeze that glides over you high season sailing on the Balaton nor will it taste so good drinking Tokaji wine. Then visit Hevíz for a pamper as you say. Nothing like the spas of Hungary. The Cotswolds is pretty, damn shame you don’t technically live in it nor is Strawtop. The best things in life really are free but you can have your enclosed courtyard and material substitutes. I have the beach here in Australia to walk out to and my family (when we can get together here and in Hungary and Romania). No match there, memories and shared experience is what makes life worth living. The material goods can’t go with you to the afterlife

If she were to crawl out of her own ass for once she’d get to experience amazing places besides the Cotswolds or Norfolk nice as they are. Try not being a bloody know it all when you visit it pisses off the locals. So many people on here live in amazing places and their lives are amazing to hear when shared. She could do with visiting some of those places and forget the material goods really enjoy life and those places. Stay in a place that isn’t pompous and overdone more modest places she’d then learn how real monied people live and express their wealth in a sophisticated way. She is incredibly unsophisticated along with Freddy another who thinks she’s sophisticated but isn’t

 

[NomDePlume]

Some thoughts on tonight's vlog.

She uses the word AD in her video description for once, as opposed to the usual #ad hidden below in the description. Did anyone lodge a complaint against her?

46 seconds into the 53 minutes video, is the first time we hear the words, "a little bit of pampering".

Half of the video is dedicated to shilling Charlotte Tillbury. She says she's recommended the magic serum to all her friends. The eye serum is the answer to her prayers and is perfect to "wake up her face". How many times have we heard these same words about other products?
She doesn't appear to be having a great time shilling for Charlotte, we hear her sighing loudly several times. Perhaps this is because she's wondering what those Tattle Life fools are going to be writing about her latest flogging session. She says her "skin texture feels like it's going down". Clearly, all those other products she's been shilling, do absolutely nothing for her skin. Heads up my darlings, in case anybody was silly and clicked on one of her affiliate links.

Then we have a bit of gardening. She asks Charchar to explain what's happening to the tree, even though she's already told us what's happening herself. Lala's garden will be getting a "glow-up" [absolutely hate this word]. Charchar splains and then Josefiend proudly shows us "the world's biggest courgette" in her garden. Yea, sweetie, perhaps you should have picked that thing a long time ago. I am betting it will taste bland and awful and will end up in the bin.

Next, we go to Norfolk. The house they stayed in seems very spacious, unlike Strawtop. She wears the Reiss asymmetrical top (did she read about the favourable comments here about the top?) from her fashion video; again with the gold pleated skirt, but thankfully not the stupid white fluffy high-heeled slippers mules. The trusty Valentino rock studs are back, which makes the outfit look vastly better.

They go out for lunch and she announces the "luncheon" of roast and Yorkshire pudding. However, milady got so carried away she said "luncheon is swerved". Evidence at 36:25 for the swerving of the luncheon. With Downton Abbey on Netflix, I am fully expecting milady to now stop copying Freddy's silly girly mannerisms and to go for Abbey-speak for a while.

She says she has to wear her Chloe slides as her Prada boots gave her blisters because of the wear on the first day. Could we possibly have had two people on the beach with boots, Lydiot in Hermès and Josie in Prada? Or did she just want to flog her Chloe shoes? Your guess is as good as mine. Feel free to speculate.

At 42:30 we go to Holkham Hall to see the gift shop and walled garden.

The video ends with them back in the "Cotswolds" at Strawtop [not in the Cotswolds AOEB] and wouldn't you know, Soho has just launched new gowns which are the exact colour of the branding of Strawtop. I speculated that she was on the beg for some goodies when she moaned about the burgundy coloured ones in the previous blog. So far not many suppliers have jumped at the chance to gift some more goodies. They did blah blah blah about Strawtop a bit, but my brain is too tired of them to remember what they were blabbering about.

That's it my darlings. ❤

At least the mask covers that hyuuuuge spot on her chin that's been there for yonks, (despite all the creams, potions and pimple poppers of dreams).

I guarantee that the Charlotte Tilbury magic cream she so liberally applied is not going to help the chin situation. It's no secret that many have complained that the cream is far too heavy for their skin.

 

[notsoposh]

When he was buying his defender Charlie was almost looking down on Ben Francis for having what he called an 'old school' defender. Well Ben actually lives on a farm IN THE COTSWOLDS and I would imagine knows what everything does unlike Charlie who opened his side mounted box like he hadn't even noticed it was there saying 'oh we might use this for dog leads' How stupid can one boy be.

Funny that Charlie looks down on Ben. Ben isn’t dependent on his wife+mother-in-law to maintain his lifestyle. He is running a company. A well valued one at that. He also doesn’t have to wait 4+ years to beg for a completely sponsored wedding.

 

[Potoooooooo]

She literally lives up Josie’s ass. Em is a joke. I wish someone would pay to audit her IG following.

I think she does it so she can get more followers, is a social media growth strategy, but girl needs to tone it down lol

 

[PettyBettyBoop]

I personally don’t know wtf she is going on about the CT cream when she has sold it before on her eBay. Like if it’s your saving grace, why sell it?? Oh wait- paid ad, affiliate link, and selling PR is the way to go. Taking notes

if anyone wants a code: use Rakuten plus make an account with CT- you’ll get cash back plus a 10% discount. No need for affiliate links.

Anyone paying £300 a night can afford their own wellies and Dyson appliances. Sorry Josie- you are just selling this to your viewers and not to the average person looking for an escape in the countryside. Because who here has actually booked a place based on Dyson appliances, wellies to use and wax jackets!?? Not a damn person.

 

[nikki727]

I thought the same thing when I saw her darker hand emoji. Like what the hypocrisy is going on? She Tweets racist tit, then PURPOSELY CHOSE the darker hand emoji. She’s damn near blackfishing. Of the emoji choices that the iPhone offers, Josiefiend has selected the one that the Apple developers created for People of Color... Toothfus is beyond stooopid therefore, I’m not shocked.

Hi! What did she tweet??!!

 

[Yesterday]

Are all these ads for their Strawtop Cottage business not declared? I'm genuinely curious about how that works. I thought if they advertised a product/service from their own brand, it still needs to be declared?

 

[YottoAdri]

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[coconochanel]

I personally don’t know wtf she is going on about the CT cream when she has sold it before on her eBay. Like if it’s your saving grace, why sell it?? Oh wait- paid ad, affiliate link, and selling PR is the way to go. Taking notes

if anyone wants a code: use Rakuten plus make an account with CT- you’ll get cash back plus a 10% discount. No need for affiliate links.
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Anyone paying £300 a night can afford their own wellies and Dyson appliances. Sorry Josie- you are just selling this to your viewers and not to the average person looking for an escape in the countryside. Because who here has actually booked a place based on Dyson appliances, wellies to use and wax jackets!?? Not a damn person.

Sorry but anyone with any sense would rather bring their own coffee pods and hair dryer and pay £100 less for the cramped cottage. As for the bread and eggs well the people could walk to the shop and purchase them when they arrived.

Also what would she do if the Dyson hairdryer broke just as someone arrived give them £20% off?

 

[lanathebest]

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Anyone paying £300 a night can afford their own wellies and Dyson appliances. Sorry Josie- you are just selling this to your viewers and not to the average person looking for an escape in the countryside. Because who here has actually booked a place based on Dyson appliances, wellies to use and wax jackets!?? Not a damn person.

I think it's bcs Josie is that person. It's all about objects with her.