For someone who always mentions she doesn’t really like pasta she eats an awful lot of the stuff. Some corkers she came out with tonight….
“It’s a really fattening meal with the butter, but you had more butter than me Mark” She added truffle butter and truffle cheese to her truffle pasta.
“I only have 7 pieces of ravioli, it serves two, I gave most of the packet to you Mark”. Mark had a different packet of ravioli. Later she discovers she has more than 7 pieces.
“Mind you WE didn’t have lunch, well YOU didn’t Mark but you’re used to having lunch”. As if she’s also not used to having lunch in-fact her lunch is always much bigger than Mark takes to work.
“I couldn’t stop thinking about the prosciutto ham when I went to bed last night” This is after having a food platter and then a full on meal with extras at a noodle bar.
“I am not a picker, well I didn’t used to be but I picked up Mark’s bad habits of picking food in the evening”
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