Falasious #6 Big T can barely move her legs, but still reckons she’s losing whilst living off bacon and eggs

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Got it for Daisy apparently…forcing her disgusting eating habits on to Daisy.

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Unsubscribed said:
She’s going to the supermarket (again) today so she’s wearing the old faithful and she’s even taking herself a packed lunch to eat in the carpark, (wtf) along with the magic vitamins that will somehow stop her from having a heart attack/stroke/diabetes/high blood pressure etc.

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She leads such a boring life, the fact she has filmed herself EVERY single night of the week for about two years eating her dinner shows they never go anywhere to do anything, the occasional trip to the Ivy Café (which is not the original Ivy but a chain) for lunch and for content and the pub for fish and chips that's there whole life summed up. She meets her mum but they never seem to visit each other's house and she never invites them over for dinner.

She has realised that by piling the back of the fork raises questions especially from the American viewer about the way she's using her cutlery, but it is obvious this is not her natural way of eating, greedily she then insists on taking a piece of everything on her plate and piling it on the back of the fork. She can't just eat some potato or a piece of carrot she will juggle it all on the back of the fork, so every mouthful is huge and must all taste the same. Just makes her look a massive glutton.
 
Freefalling said:
Imagine taking all those vitamins, buying all the fancy prepared fruit + distilled water from m+s/Waitrose and still looking that unwell 😲 her face looks so puffy, her eye bags are sliding down her face.

🤥 She's gotta be telling porkies
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Course she is. If anyone asks her about the benefits of all this crap, she tells them to go look in her “showcase” to read all the info for themselves! 😴😴😴 clearly can’t see the benefits in herself at all! 😂😂
 
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won't_be_dupped said:
She has realised that by piling the back of the fork raises questions especially from the American viewer about the way she's using her cutlery, but it is obvious this is not her natural way of eating, greedily she then insists on taking a piece of everything on her plate and piling it on the back of the fork. She can't just eat some potato or a piece of carrot she will juggle it all on the back of the fork, so every mouthful is huge and must all taste the same. Just makes her look a massive glutton.
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It’s why she constantly drops her food and has food all down her front. Pissing around trying to put peas on the back of the fork is pathetic, and it’s not actually the correct way if she’s going for fork etiquette.
 
For someone who always mentions she doesn’t really like pasta she eats an awful lot of the stuff. Some corkers she came out with tonight….

“It’s a really fattening meal with the butter, but you had more butter than me Mark” She added truffle butter and truffle cheese to her truffle pasta.

“I only have 7 pieces of ravioli, it serves two, I gave most of the packet to you Mark”. Mark had a different packet of ravioli. Later she discovers she has more than 7 pieces. 😂

“Mind you WE didn’t have lunch, well YOU didn’t Mark but you’re used to having lunch”. As if she’s also not used to having lunch in-fact her lunch is always much bigger than Mark takes to work.

“I couldn’t stop thinking about the prosciutto ham when I went to bed last night” This is after having a food platter and then a full on meal with extras at a noodle bar.

“I am not a picker, well I didn’t used to be but I picked up Mark’s bad habits of picking food in the evening”
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