Estee Lalonde #9 Hen Solo - May the Farce by With You - if it's still on...

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Estee Lalonde is her name,
Finding Mr. Worldwide is her game.
But what she found is not Pitbull,
James Freebies is only what she can pull.

"No sugar, just daddy"
Is that a hot description of a dude who is a cabbie?
Her time in Ibiza is so not-hot girl summer,
Moving on with basically whoever is a bummer.

"It's sausage time"
Why did she think it was cool is a crime,
Someone save us from her mess,
But her decisions never fails to impress. XD
 
deadgirlinside said:
Estee Lalonde is her name,
Finding Mr. Worldwide is her game.
But what she found is not Pitbull,
James Freebies is only what she can pull.

"No sugar, just daddy"
Is that a hot description of a dude who is a cabbie?
Her time in Ibiza is so not-hot girl summer,
Moving on with basically whoever is a bummer.

"It's sausage time"
Why did she think it was cool is a crime,
Someone save us from her mess,
But her decisions never fails to impress. XD
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Holy guacamole that was good, I am impressed!!!
 
Shutterbug99 said:
If she's trying to hide him away like she did with Normie, then it must be getting serious! This will be her third time in Ibiza since she met him and he's been to visit her in London too. Estee is on record saying she starts talking marriage on the first date! 💍
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She’s really being careful again about not revealing too much. She’s in Ibiza, but neither her nor Freebize are posting anything. Engagement news coming in December is my prediction 😁
 
deadgirlinside said:
Estee Lalonde is her name,
Finding Mr. Worldwide is her game.
But what she found is not Pitbull,
James Freebies is only what she can pull.

"No sugar, just daddy"
Is that a hot description of a dude who is a cabbie?
Her time in Ibiza is so not-hot girl summer,
Moving on with basically whoever is a bummer.

"It's sausage time"
Why did she think it was cool is a crime,
Someone save us from her mess,
But her decisions never fails to impress. XD
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Pure poetry 🤣
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londongirl2001 said:
She’s really being careful again about not revealing too much. She’s in Ibiza, but neither her nor Freebize are posting anything. Engagement news coming in December is my prediction 😁
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I mean she already has all the dresses, or she can just do it topples on the beach.
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I haven't watched yet but looks like another crying video that will be deleted later... curious what the f she's milking this time...



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so you feel sad for her for a second then she starts to sell tit, i hate that about these infkuencers so so much...

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NO actually period cramps are not in your stomach, good lord and she gets PAID for this

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Can't imagine how she's the most stressed person every and is under this insane pressure that's just too much to bear... the privilege to think that nobody else has it as hard as her is just off the charts.

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"Im 34, no prospects, want kids" but she's scared of possible pain of egg freezing because she's scared of "vagina" things. I will lave it here, the rest is just boring work plugs and lengthy Mirror Water commercial at the end.

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The way she doesn’t realize that her „being stressed all the time“ is most likely depression. If she was willing to go to a „vanilla therapist“ (her words 🙄) and replace one of her weekly beauty treatments with a session with one such therapist, she could start a journey to get somewhat better. But instead she believes in massages, facials and baths, mixes meds and alcohol, and still wonders why she feels awful and why she needs to mute her own thoughts.
 
I’m not clicking on this video.

But what if a company approached her? I think she would change her mind if it were complimentary #sponsored #AD #gifted it would be very motivational for her

We are often met with scary vagina things at some point, and sometimes we must have the courage to do hard things

Hopefully no sugar, just daddy sausage time will work out for her ✨
 
Callan said:
She said that she cried so much that she had to cancel a breakfast "event" at 1am the night prior as it was that bad and she hates to let people down but they understood.
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Omfg Estee (once again) sounds like such a toxic friend. I mean…seriously? Canceling last minute like that for essentially no reason?

Grow uppppp Estee. You make plans, you show up. She’s so inconsiderate and selfish.

And I call BS on “they understood.” No….they were just being polite and didn’t want to start and argument. Estee banks on people not calling her out on her BS.
 
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