Enjoying being Emma #7 Toothache, headache, faceache, enjoying her life is something emma can’t even fake

[Soggyfeetsummer]

Why can’t she spell cutlery. Isn’t she an English teacher? Why is she taking cutlery around everywhere?

She can’t spell guarantee either! One post two spelling mistakes!

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Scary if it did happen! How can you not notice a child opening a window and throwing something out!

 

[Offish]

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Boring! Boring! Boring!
How would you not notice your kid chucking something out of the car window? And stopping on the way back to get it, you just KNOW she was bleeping livid and stewing alllll the way back

 

[melonsandlemons]

Nah, there’s no way that happened. How would nobody in the car not shout or say anything? I’d imagine James shouting at least. I call bullshit.

 

[ghostriderhere]

Sorry but when the windows in the back of the car are open I am always looking back in the mirror checking my children are still strapped in and not hanging out the window! How does she pay absolutely zero attention to her children?? She just doesn’t care. Emma comes first

 

[Happyholly]

She can’t spell guarantee either! One post two spelling mistakes!


Scary if it did happen! How can you not notice a child opening a window and throwing something out!

THIS!!! How did she not notice this?! Not a great reflection of her parenting! Also, as if James sat and said nothing at 5!?

 

[WhatABore]

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As if she managed to see one small shoe though out of a whole 30 minute drive and found it again.
Suuuure
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I don't understand the tip taking kids cutlery?
Surely they can use the normal cutlery there? Why is that a top tip or even needed?

 

[Dr.Dot.Dot]

Don't get me wrong all 3 of my kids take their shoes off as soon as they get in the car, it's bleeping nightmare but none of them have thrown them out the window and like everyone says how did she not know or you see something come from the car in the mirrors? And if she did spot a small shoe on the side of the road how much attention was she giving to the spotting of the shoe vs the goings on happening on the road?

 

[ghostriderhere]

Knowing Emma she most likely made hattie get out the car to grab the shoe in the middle of the road - god forbid emma risks her own life when there’s a lesson to teach her child!

 

[Offish]

Paying attention to your small children in a moving vehicle
Paying obsessive attention to finding one cheap shoe on the road

 

[ChubClubThug]

Her garden looks like a supervised visits contact centre. It's grim like her

 

[Hatefake]

Is she not capable of cooking them dinner in the school holidays? That’s two picky plates she’s posted and Asda cafe. I guess she doesn’t want to exhaust herself

 

[vegirl]

Knowing Emma she most likely made hattie get out the car to grab the shoe in the middle of the road - god forbid emma risks her own life when there’s a lesson to teach her child!

Either that or she hit them with “mummy’s going to have to get out the car in the road now Hattie, mummy could die and then it would be all your fault. Do you want mummy to die Hattie?”

 

[Karliz]

Hatties a cheeky little bugger.

 

[Offish]

‘Silly mummy. You’re useless.’?!?! That’s not funny, that’s bleeping awful. She’s learned that language/way of talking to someone somewhere…

 

[WhatABore]

‘Silly mummy. You’re useless.’?!?! That’s not funny, that’s bleeping awful. She’s learned that language/way of talking to someone somewhere…

I came here to say exactly this!
I would not be impressed that my 3 year old told me a I was useless!

 

[DublinGalLurking]

She can’t spell guarantee either! One post two spelling mistakes!


Scary if it did happen! How can you not notice a child opening a window and throwing something out!

Or hilarious For an English teacher her spelling is awful, I’d be mortified if I were here!!

 

[Acorncollecter]

Funny how James was the genius child who spoke rudely to Emma and now it's Hattie. Her kids are horrible. Same smug looks and rudeness as their mum.

 

[Happyholly]

How is your child calling you useless and being so rude going to make anyone chuckle?! Once again, not a great reflection of her parenting!

 

[cill2019]

Wow Hettie is a hoot stop me while I chuckle

 

[Lalla]

‘Silly mummy. You’re useless.’?!?! That’s not funny, that’s bleeping awful. She’s learned that language/way of talking to someone somewhere…

Wouldn't surprise me if this is what Mummy says to Daddy. Or to the kids. She doesn't really seem to like or enjoy spending time with any of them after all!