Elle Florence #15 Bottle Blonde and Chanel by the Pond, How Long until Fisherman Figures Out the Con?

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I feel like Elle isn't someone who would take advice well either. Like we've all done foolish things when we were younger, and some of us have either gotten advice from a friend. Or tried to give friends advice who fall in similar situations. I had a friend who would always do dumb stuff like that, and she thought I was just being a judgey witch (which I mean I am that's why I'm on tattle) but I was also trying to help her not make huge life mistakes. "I just need to make mistakes and learn things the hard way" she'd say . But honestly like Elle, I don't think she ever really learned these lessons, hard way or not.

Some people just live in denial and never want to change. Elle is def in that category.
 
I've been reading all the comments the past day or so speculating about a possible break-up, but part of me wonders if this Florida trip was actually an elopement and she's keeping it on the DL! 😲
Elle would never. She needs the validation from getting married in an elaborate manner. No shade to those who did, but with elle her priorities are always screwed up. Her Karens are her cheerleaders.
 
Elle would never. She needs the validation from getting married in an elaborate manner. No shade to those who did, but with elle her priorities are always screwed up. Her Karens are her cheerleaders.
Same, I doubt she eloped. If she got married she would take the opportunity to brag about it to her haters and prove ‘em wrong. It wouldn’t matter if the ring or wedding sucked; she was able to bag a man despite everything that she’s done wrong so far.

I am more convinced to believe other posters that if she didn’t break up with the guy she most likely got COVID and is too embarrassed to admit how bad it was, especially since she’s (most likely) unvaccinated.
 
I don't think she has learned yet that men only stay for YOU, no matter how good the food, living situation, or endless budget for needless purchases, home renos, and furniture. After the Joe fiasco, I think she became extra guarded in only showing her "best qualities" to her men until she nails them down, but that means that they never really get to know and fall for the real her. I guess at this point the only man that will stay will be someone else like her who cannot look beyond the conforts she has to offer and is not annoyed by having to play the role of Prince Charming in her life. Even a huge dork like Rick broke it off because at least I think he is true to himself and has self-respect; and realised Elle was only with him because she just wants a man in her life, any man. (Yes, whatever Elle has said to spin the situation, I am on team Rick ended it after having some huge disagreement).

That being said, we will just have to wait and see if she posts anything and from where. It's probably already too late for a Mother's Day lookbook to sell scarves and jewelry.
Is the real her even worth liking? 🤣🤣🤣 This is going to sound really mean but what does she have to offer outside of cooked food, a place in Hawaii, and sex?

Don’t get me wrong, on paper she looks good: she’s educated, passed the bar, makes (marginal) extra income on YouTube and jewelry/scarves, and knows how to look attractive when she wears her makeup, does her hair, etc. But she doesn’t have a lot else going on in terms of her interests and empathy. She is very vapid and boring. Her main interests consist of shopping, staying home with her cats, hoarding, and watching cartoons and Hallmark movies. She did do barre that one time, but you can tell she isn’t athletic.

If she were a nicer person maybe someone could look past all that but she comes off as very entitled and rude to service workers and even to some of her Karens who ask her harmless questions on her channel. Not to mention dishonest and untrustworthy, from not accepting returns/ghosting customers who received broken jewelry to fibbing about her residency to some B-grade magazine during Covid. 🤣🤣🤣 And no offense, but there are much prettier women out there who aren’t dishonest and rude like she is.

Lastly she is super needy and doesn’t do anything by herself. She needs either a man or her mommy by her side. I wouldn’t be surprised if this last guy felt suffocated and wanted out.

And this is all without mentioning the fact that she is anti-vaxx!!!

If she did break up with Fisherman, I’m sure she’s frustrated about why she can’t keep a man for so long, despite picking up all his interests in earnest. She doesn’t realize that she needs a personality transplant. 😂
 
I so hope so 😸 that' why she bought that dress isn't it 💝
Only sad part is the cats wouldn't get to be bridesmaids 😿

Elopement is unlikely considering she mentioned in her last video she was coming with friends (we know these were Fisherman's friends, she doesn't have friends in Seattle she could have gone on a trip with). Couples usually elope by themselves, not with friends. Plus, that fishing capital of FL is hardly an elopement destination anybody from Seattle would pick, even if they're into fishing. Come to think of it, it's hardly a vacation destination anybody from Seattle would pick, even if they're into fishing. It seems more likely that Fisherman's buddies who live in different cities, whom he might have met in online fishing clubs or chat rooms (do they exist? Probably so, there's an online club for just about any hobby), arranged to meet there to pursue their hobby as a group.

As far as buying a white dress - color aside, this dress is far too casual to meet Elle's standards for a special occasion. If their wedding were a sure thing, she would have surely picked something far fancier, even for a destination wedding.

Besides, I don't see Elle leaving her mother out of it. They're far too co-dependent for her mother not to attend her wedding, even if Redneck Riviera wouldn't have been her preferred location choice.

Far more likely, she bought it as yet another hint to Fisherman, and maybe hoping that his fishing buddies would pick up on her strategy and inquire if proposal is on the agenda for this trip.
 
All the talk of Elle getting married or breaking up hmmm I don't think either has happened. Breakup seems more likely and she clearly wouldn't post a video gushing about that because she learned her lesson after that oversharing Joe breakup video. She hasn't posted consistently in months and months so it fits she probably just doesn't want to be bothered posting. Yes I know she gets validation from her fans (all seven of them 😂) but maybe she is in a funk and is busy fishing. That's all she seems to do lately.
 
All the talk of Elle getting married or breaking up hmmm I don't think either has happened. Breakup seems more likely and she clearly wouldn't post a video gushing about that because she learned her lesson after that oversharing Joe breakup video. She hasn't posted consistently in months and months so it fits she probably just doesn't want to be bothered posting. Yes I know she gets validation from her fans (all seven of them 😂) but maybe she is in a funk and is busy fishing. That's all she seems to do lately.

Well, even if she's too lazy to upload a vlog, if she did make it to FL she would've probably at least uploaded some insta pictures. It's not so much absence of a vlog as absence of insta pictures that made me suspect she never made it to FL
 
Elle has posted pictures from bait store parking lots as a way of showing she's got a man! If she hasn't posted a beach photo or the Florida vlogs she promised, it's because she got dumped.
She's probably trying to figure out how to hide it from her viewers. She should switch to being a handbag only YTer. That way she can still get the high from spending and the thrill of showing off without having to address her breakups.
 
All the talk of Elle getting married or breaking up hmmm I don't think either has happened. Breakup seems more likely and she clearly wouldn't post a video gushing about that because she learned her lesson after that oversharing Joe breakup video. She hasn't posted consistently in months and months so it fits she probably just doesn't want to be bothered posting. Yes I know she gets validation from her fans (all seven of them 😂) but maybe she is in a funk and is busy fishing. That's all she seems to do lately.
Yeah, as much as we would love the high drama of an elopement or breakup, I think this is the most likely scenario. I think Elle just doesn't see anything in it for her in posting anything right now, so she's not bothering. I know its easy to make a quick insta post but maybe fisherman asked her not to.

Elle has posted pictures from bait store parking lots as a way of showing she's got a man! If she hasn't posted a beach photo or the Florida vlogs she promised, it's because she got dumped.
She's probably trying to figure out how to hide it from her viewers. She should switch to being a handbag only YTer. That way she can still get the high from spending and the thrill of showing off without having to address her breakups.
Not ruling this out at all, just less likely than Elle being lazy. I suppose the nice thing about her viewers never having seen Fisherman is she can actually get away with replacing him with another guy and no one noticing. If she's single right now she won't be for long. This is Elle.
 
Smelle should have deleted her channel a long time ago. She's always been a cringefest with a pinch of smug in her Joe years. It's entertaining to hate watch her but in the long run, has any of her viewers benefited from her channel in any way? It's not like she has had an inspirational life at any point, at least in my view. I don't find it inspiring when somebody (boyfriend/mommy) is sponsoring someone's inflated rent for a city centre property and shopping bills. OK, she went to good universities but it is not like she has a PhD in anything from MIT and nowadays tons of people go to higher education anyway.

She spent 5 years in her cubicle job and to be honest, she'd have probably spent the rest of her career there if she wasn't so desperate to flee to Florida to marry Rickets.

It's also not like she has amazing makeup or dress style that women could copy. Quite the opposite, she is exactly what you should avoid wearing.

She never took any interest in improving her filming and editing skills. The animated vlogmas intros are pathetic, they look like they were drawn in Paint by a kid in 2001.

She is stuck in a childish mentality that unless she gets praised for the smallest 'achievement', she's going to pout. That's why she is constantly rewarding herself with purchases for anything, probably even taking a tit in the morning.
 
Smelle should have deleted her channel a long time ago. She's always been a cringefest with a pinch of smug in her Joe years. It's entertaining to hate watch her but in the long run, has any of her viewers benefited from her channel in any way? It's not like she has had an inspirational life at any point, at least in my view. I don't find it inspiring when somebody (boyfriend/mommy) is sponsoring someone's inflated rent for a city centre property and shopping bills. OK, she went to good universities but it is not like she has a PhD in anything from MIT and nowadays tons of people go to higher education anyway.
Not to mention she doesn’t really show anything intelligent about herself. Maybe off camera she is capable of having deep conversations but those live videos she did during the beginning of the pandemic basically showed how vapid and dumb she really is. She doesn’t even read good books. 😂😂😂 Again, she could probably compensate for that if she had other interesting qualities or was at least a decent person, but she’s neither.

I’m not expecting anyone on YouTube I watch to be a pseudo intellectual like Rick, but it’s pretty telling when someone doesn’t really have a lot going on in their head when they don’t know much about their president or if all they watch is Hallmark movies. I can’t imagine what her conversations were like between her and the hillbilly Fisherman. Maybe wondering what kind of seafood Ariel would eat in The Little Mermaid. 🤣🤣🤣
 
She spent 5 years in her cubicle job and to be honest, she'd have probably spent the rest of her career there if she wasn't so desperate to flee to Florida to marry Rickets.

Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with having a regular 9-5 job. Unfortunately in Elle's mind, she deserves to be some hot shot lawyer. Her expectations of herself doesn't line up with her EQ or work ethic.

Law is a tough tough industry. I know many lawyers who are really smart, went to law school in Canada, had undergraduate degree in sciences or computer, engineering, who quit the law industry and have regular 9-5 jobs in fields affiliated with law.
 
I love speculating as much as the next gossiper but she's really not giving us much to comment on. Maybe she really has learned and is now quitting youtube for good. I can't imagine all the gossip threads being good for her professional and love life.

You may be right! Ten years is a long time, and maybe she's finally ready to move forward with her life. Though I can't imagine her not posting a "good-bye" video first as many YTers tend to do.
 
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