Elle Florence #12 Fumbling Towards Mediocrity: Elle, Her Cats, and the Quest for Mr. Next

Which sentence below best describes Elle these days?

  • Elle Florence Missing in Action - M’elletdown or Finding a New Luff?

    Votes: 23 29.9%

  • Unmarried Karen Seeks Joe 2.0: The Elle Florence Story

    Votes: 14 18.2%

  • Bonjour Mr. Gates! Elle Florence and the Search for Love (and Cash)

    Votes: 12 15.6%

  • Building a Mystery: Elle Florence and the Eternal Quest to Delete Her Mess

    Votes: 28 36.4%
  • Total voters
    77
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APoppy said:
Why doesn’t she just put a mirror behind her camera then she doesn’t have to look at herself in the view finder all the time.

Never mind, I just realized…Elle don’t do that…then she will be eye fucking her viewers. Just stop staring at yourself all the time.


Elle was in the passenger seat when she talked about finding parking. So her new guy must drive her car. He’s into fishing so he probably has something practical and Elle needs to be driven in luxury. Maybe she did learn from Rick after all, instead of trying to convince him to buy all the luxury stuff she desires she will just buy it all with her saved money from bringing lunch and coffee from home (also know as - help from mom) and let the new boyfriend use it all. Maybe this way she figures he will be less likely to leave her because in Elle’s world appearances are most important.
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I have a feeling you are 100% right. I guess she did learn SOMETHING from her Rick debacle!
 
I'd like to hope she just used the passenger seat for that shot because it would be easier to get out onto the sidewalk and show the view for her video. I think I know better though.

That said, if Mr Next is the kind of dude who insists (or even agrees to) driving in cases where it's not his car, Elle may have finally hooked one that will stick around. She's real good at being helpless and needing to be cared for. Imagine a guy who is into that . . . .

Also I agree that if he doesn't realize she's an indoor girl after that fishing trip, he deserves whatever she throws at him later on.
 
The point of posting any videos is to generate viewership and get new subscribers, right??? Who the hell would subscribe to her channel after that disaster of a video?? She sent 75% of the video on the hair thing; I didn't even bother watching it and just fast forwarded through the entire damn hair section. Then it was about fishing where NOTHING interesting took place.

IT WAS THE MOST BORING VIDEO EVER!

Smelle, just quit already. We can all tell you don't have the heart or creativity to continue to be a youtuber. Stop wasting your time as well as ours. :cautious:
 
Debbie1633 said:
The point of posting any videos is to generate viewership and get new subscribers, right??? Who the hell would subscribe to her channel after that disaster of a video?? She sent 75% of the video on the hair thing; I didn't even bother watching it and just fast forwarded through the entire damn hair section. Then it was about fishing where NOTHING interesting took place.

IT WAS THE MOST BORING VIDEO EVER!

Smelle, just quit already. We can all tell you don't have the heart or creativity to continue to be a youtuber. Stop wasting your time as well as ours. :cautious:
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I skipped through the hair commercial to see what and where she was eating and if we could get a glimpse of the fisherman. 😂😂😂
 
Debbie1633 said:
And who the hell wears those high heels to track through the woods and go fishing on a beach? If she could change her outfit before she went fishing, why couldn't she change into more practical shoes? She's an idiot.
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I mean yeah she showed up in an SUV with a change of clothes. She could have thrown in one of her dozens of pairs of sneakers . . .

Now, if she wanted to make her sponsor happy and get tons of views for their hair gadget, she would have included a bit at the end where Mr Next insists on putting some freshly-gutted fish in the back of princess' cream-interiored mall crawler. That would have been comedy gold and got her some serious views.

I bet Elle's pretty glad they didn't catch anything. We all know fish wasn't what Elle was trying to catch that day anyway . . .
 
Debbie1633 said:
And who the hell wears those high heels to track through the woods and go fishing on a beach? If she could change her outfit before she went fishing, why couldn't she change into more practical shoes? She's an idiot.
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Yes she is. Many PNW beaches are set into highly forested and heavily bouldered areas. My Dad grew up in Oregon and even gets nervous about twisting an ankle wearing non-hiking shoes (trainers) to get to a beach. How she didn’t twist her ankle in 3 inch wedges, we’ll never know. 🤷🏾‍♀️
 
bethannebodyworks said:
Ugh, her new video is nauseating. The upspeak, the eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder, the showing of two meals at brunch to hint she's got a man but not outright say it (because she somehow needs "privacy" but still JUST HAS to show she's got a man)... she's just a mess.
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This is what I don't get about her...what is there to brag about, having a man? Even meth addicts can have bfs/gfs or spouses. It's pathetic how much of her identity is tied up on having a man.
 
For those who do not have Insta, when this popped up on my feed, I couldn’t believe it was her!
 

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boredstrom said:
Wow that latest video.

She is really on the express train to Ginettehood. A lot of guys getting serious with someone they are dating look at their partner's mother, because that's what she's going to look like eventually if they opt to wife her up. If we have only that video to go by, jeeesh, eventualy means in like 5 years.

Also Mr next fishes aparently. Elle has a new hobby!
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Was thinking the same thing....she really looks exactly like Ginette here which I didn't think before in videos a few years ago.

Also, the change in her face must have to do with the work/fillers she's had done because I thought she started looking a lot fuller when Joe first left (understandable weight gain), but her face still looked the same as it had ...just fuller. Then she lost lots of weight in my opinion when with Rick but regardless of any change in weight that may be going on now, her change to her face seems to be a completely new face.
 
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What a moron! West Seattle has NO Oceanside, it’s nowhere near the ocean. It’s called the puget sound. It’s essentially a bay that is many miles from the Pacific Ocean.

That entire video was gold though because it was full of word fumbling inaccuracies — she tries so hard to sound like she knows what she’s talking about because she thinks she’s an expert on everything but ends up coming off like a word salad talking idiot.

Her favorite lucky fishing hat?! 😂😂
When has Elle ever been fishing? Exactly.

Yes, definitely showing off that she finally landed a new man — for now. If history proves itself, that should last.... 3-2-1

Her hair is a wreck and she’s definitely rounding (no pun intended) out to be Ginette 2.0

Debbie1633 said:
And who the hell wears those high heels to track through the woods and go fishing on a beach? If she could change her outfit before she went fishing, why couldn't she change into more practical shoes? She's an idiot.
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And those shoes are fugly. She definitely pulled off the matronly Ginette vibe with them though. They’re almost as bad looking as her feet.
 
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