Elle Florence #12 Fumbling Towards Mediocrity: Elle, Her Cats, and the Quest for Mr. Next

[Keikochan]

Maybe she should try an old fashioned match making service. It would weed out the men not looking for anything serious & she could totally spin it to be a hallmark movie tale of love.

THE BEST 10 Matchmakers in SEATTLE, WA as of July 2024 - Yelp

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There seems to be loads (see above Elle).

 

[svdwoodsen]

Maybe she should try an old fashioned match making service. It would weed out the men not looking for anything serious & she could totally spin it to be a hallmark movie tale of love.

THE BEST 10 Matchmakers in SEATTLE, WA as of July 2024 - Yelp

Best Matchmakers in Seattle, WA - Seattle Love Broker, N Y A Love and Dating Services, Simply Matchmaking, It's Just Lunch, Tango Speed Dating by Gabriela Condrea, LUMA - Luxury Matchmaking, Silachi Club, Sophisticated Matchmaking, Seattle Singles, The Fun Singles

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There seems to be loads (see above Elle).

She needs one with a money back guarantee. It's not like our girlboss hasn't been trying very, very hard for over a decade at this point across multiple cities and continents.

 

[bethannebodyworks]

Ugh, her new video is nauseating. The upspeak, the eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder, the showing of two meals at brunch to hint she's got a man but not outright say it (because she somehow needs "privacy" but still JUST HAS to show she's got a man)... she's just a mess.

 

[Sheepsmeadow]

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[boredstrom]

Wow that latest video.

She is really on the express train to Ginettehood. A lot of guys getting serious with someone they are dating look at their partner's mother, because that's what she's going to look like eventually if they opt to wife her up. If we have only that video to go by, jeeesh, eventualy means in like 5 years.

Also Mr next fishes aparently. Elle has a new hobby!

 

[Keikochan]

In the video is she saying her hair is glassy or glossy?

This guy wears white & so he must be clean. Def not a messy eater.
He likes fishing.
Might not drive. Unless Elle just really wanted to show off her car again. Or she used the car to get him.
He likes sweet things like waffles for brunch.
Not sure what else we can learn from that vlog.

 

[boredstrom]

Might not drive. Unless Elle just really wanted to show off her car again. Or she used the car to get him.

I thought at first her camera was reversed, but no. The billboard text is the right way.

Whoever she is with is driving her car for her. Gotta make sure he knows she is a h'Elle'pless maiden in need of his manly services . . . .

Girlboss finally gets a car. Has her companion drive her places in it. One step up and two steps back.

 

[lurkingin94123]

Ugh, her new video is nauseating. The upspeak, the eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder, the showing of two meals at brunch to hint she's got a man but not outright say it (because she somehow needs "privacy" but still JUST HAS to show she's got a man)... she's just a mess.

She posted a new video? In June?! I thought she said she wasn’t posting again until the end of summer? I may have to come out of retirement just to see her “is it a gf or is it a bf” filmography.

 

[Notelle]

She has found another outdoorsy guy.
Part of this is on them. Whoever this guy is knows she is wearing the wrong shoe for the activity. No pity for them if they keep going forward with the relationship and wake up one day next to an indoor girl.

 

[lurkingin94123]

Wow that latest video.

She is really on the express train to Ginettehood. A lot of guys getting serious with someone they are dating look at their partner's mother, because that's what she's going to look like eventually if they opt to wife her up. If we have only that video to go by, jeeesh, eventualy means in like 5 years.

Also Mr next fishes aparently. Elle has a new hobby!

Oh jeez! I’m watching this 9 minute advertisement for hair.com on ViewPure. The only reason she made a video was because it was sponsored. Smdh.
Can we talk about her “looks?”
- The granny style floral dress for brunch and then the stupid fishing outfit.
- Some people should not wear baseball caps.
- Her hair cut is garbage. Did she pay to receive that cut or did she do it herself?

 

[Drasticactions]

Her insta post announcing the new video is awful. The rocks look so clear on the beach but her face looks like mush. She must have gotten more filler or gained some weight in her face and it pushed the filler up. She looks so bad.

 

[lurkingin94123]

Her insta post announcing the new video is awful. The rocks look so clear on the beach but her face looks like mush. She must have gotten more filler or gained some weight in her face and it pushed the filler up. She looks so bad.

I agree. Her face looks VERY FULL. 🐿🐿🐿

She is looking thicker than normal (body wise), especially in the tummy. Absolutely no judgement on that. If she has experienced any stress, she may have gained cortisol weight which turns into belly fat pretty quickly. She is also really starting to look like Ginette’s mini-me. There is another speculation but she’d have to be relatively far along to be showing (4+ months). I wonder if that’s why she moved into Mommy’s place…more bedrooms #makeroomforbaby wishful thinking but pregnancy content would at least be more entertaining.

 

[Drasticactions]

^^^ I think she's just happy she's snagged a man, any man, and she's eating more now. I just think her fake chin and her fillers don't play well with actual fat gain in the face. She looks so much like her mom now

Also "centre parts are so trendy now" bitch center parts aren't new. I've had a center part for the last 20 years , no one cares about your Part!

 

[MissDeverauxDarling]

I'm disappointed, but not surprised, that her home looks so cluttered already. That clothing rack in her bedroom looked so messy, with the cashmere sweaters all strewn about on the bottom and the rack overflowing with dresses.

I also don't get the obsession with having "bouncy" hair. I don't want my hair to bounce! I want it to be full and voluminous and healthy. First thing that popped up when I Googled "bouncy hair" was Kate Middleton. I don't know if I would be taking style inspiration from someone whose whole aesthetic is designed to appeal to 75 year olds.

 

[lurkingin94123]

^^^ I think she's just happy she's snagged a man, any man, and she's eating more now. I just think her fake chin and her fillers don't play well with actual fat gain in the face. She looks so much like her mom now

Also "centre parts are so trendy now" bitch center parts aren't new. I've had a center part for the last 20 years , no one cares about your Part!

Hahahahaha! You are spot on @Drasticactions Like you, I’ve been wearing a center part forever. Even while wearing braids, I have a center part. It’s very sad when she tries to be trendy and keep up with the TikTok set.

 

[svdwoodsen]

Oh jeez! I’m watching this 9 minute advertisement for hair.com on ViewPure. The only reason she made a video was because it was sponsored. Smdh.
Can we talk about her “looks?”
- The granny style floral dress for brunch and then the stupid fishing outfit.
- Some people should not wear baseball caps.
- Her hair cut is garbage. Did she pay to receive that cut or did she do it herself?

She is doing the video because it's sponsored for sure. Money grubbing as usual.

Elle has either gained 20+ lbs or is pregnant. Her face shape is completely different and I doubt she got new fillers to get the rotund momma G look. Her eyes are also crossing again at random points in the video and can this girl learn to use her camera so that her face isn't constantly blurry?? Even with a full face of heavy makeup, Eleanor Lecocq looks 40+. She looks like a botched, wannabe Real Housewife.

 

[lurkingin94123]

She is doing the video because it's sponsored for sure. Money grubbing as usual.

Elle has either gained 20+ lbs or is pregnant. Her face shape is completely different and I doubt she got new fillers to get the rotund momma G look. Her eyes are also crossing again at random points in the video and can this girl learn to use her camera so that her face isn't constantly blurry?? Even with a full face of heavy makeup, Eleanor Lecocq looks 40+. She looks like a botched, wannabe Real Housewife.

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She truly does have the overdone RH look. If she dressed her age and had a more natural aesthetic, she might be able to pass for my age (mid-30s). Does Vicki Gunvalson have a long lost daughter? Elle gives me Vicki vibes.

 

[svdwoodsen]

She truly does have the overdone RH look. If she dressed her age and had a more natural aesthetic, she might be able to pass for my age (mid-30s). Does Vicki Gunvalson have a long lost daughter? Elle gives me Vicki vibes.

It's really hard to believe that she's only in her early 30s!

And this is why even though I am pro women doing whatever they want with their bodies, I think all women should really think twice about plastic surgery whether it's non invasive like fillers and botox or invasive like Elle's fake chin. Even if it looks good right after the operation, there's no telling what will happen to your face or body after a few years and beyond. A lot of people I know who started early in their 20s now look much older than their actual age and strange in their 30s and it's very obvious to others that something isn't right even when they can't tell it's plastic surgery.

Elle's fake chin and cheeks (and forehead too) was a big improvement on her original look when she was in her mid to late 20s but now she looks really off and the fillers she had to maintain regularly seem to be moving around in her face.

 

[boredstrom]

She is doing the video because it's sponsored for sure. Money grubbing as usual.

Elle has either gained 20+ lbs or is pregnant. Her face shape is completely different and I doubt she got new fillers to get the rotund momma G look. Her eyes are also crossing again at random points in the video and can this girl learn to use her camera so that her face isn't constantly blurry?? Even with a full face of heavy makeup, Eleanor Lecocq looks 40+. She looks like a botched, wannabe Real Housewife.

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Credit where its due, in that first pic she looks like a legitmately attractive woman . . . . . of 45-50 years old.

 

[APoppy]

Ugh, her new video is nauseating. The upspeak, the eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder, the showing of two meals at brunch to hint she's got a man but not outright say it (because she somehow needs "privacy" but still JUST HAS to show she's got a man)... she's just a mess.

Why doesn’t she just put a mirror behind her camera then she doesn’t have to look at herself in the view finder all the time.

Never mind, I just realized…Elle don’t do that…then she will be eye fucking her viewers. Just stop staring at yourself all the time.

In the video is she saying her hair is glassy or glossy?

This guy wears white & so he must be clean. Def not a messy eater.
He likes fishing.
Might not drive. Unless Elle just really wanted to show off her car again. Or she used the car to get him.
He likes sweet things like waffles for brunch.
Not sure what else we can learn from that vlog.

Elle was in the passenger seat when she talked about finding parking. So her new guy must drive her car. He’s into fishing so he probably has something practical and Elle needs to be driven in luxury. Maybe she did learn from Rick after all, instead of trying to convince him to buy all the luxury stuff she desires she will just buy it all with her saved money from bringing lunch and coffee from home (also know as - help from mom) and let the new boyfriend use it all. Maybe this way she figures he will be less likely to leave her because in Elle’s world appearances are most important.