Eleanor Florence Lecocq #8 The Vlogmas M'Elletdown

[PrePackingPrep]

What?!? Did they actually got out to a restaurant and share one glass of wine? That is actually insane and ridiculous.

Very different from when she dined with her mom and they shared a giant skillet of French fries between them, in addition to two entrees, lattes, and dessert.

They did! In the now-deleted awkward vlog when they went to NOLA Elle said in a childlike voice that they liked sharing a coffee, as if it was an act of intimacy. It was similar to the Nashville vlog which I only remember because during the room tour (the only hotel tour she filmed because it was $800/night) she showed the bed and said 'this is our bed.' It was odd. To me it indicated how immature she is. Couples share beds. Has nothing to do with being in love or being happy together. I think she's so lonely that sharing anything felt special. Which is funny given how selfish she is!

 

[boredstrom]

Today's chapter of Annotated Elle - Girlboss Breakup re-watching. Slow one today.

Monday
Elle wakes up before Joe in order to finish packing some shipments for her business. By OOTD time someone is awake and holding the camera for her, probably her mother.

Now we're 'in the Jag with mom' going to Costco. Not sure if Elle even went to work today because it still looks pretty early in the day as they drive. She's dressed for work though, so if she was at the office, she certainly didn't work late. Elle wants to stock up on toilet paper since mom is taking the car with her to her new house. Elle shows off some of the Costco haul, but its really just normal groceries, so no use adding it to the shopping total for the vlog.

Shopping total for the day: $0
Running total for the Vlog: $1087

 

[202leda]

They did! In the now-deleted awkward vlog when they went to NOLA Elle said in a childlike voice that they liked sharing a coffee, as if it was an act of intimacy. It was similar to the Nashville vlog which I only remember because during the room tour (the only hotel tour she filmed because it was $800/night) she showed the bed and said 'this is our bed.' It was odd. To me it indicated how immature she is. Couples share beds. Has nothing to do with being in love or being happy together. I think she's so lonely that sharing anything felt special. Which is funny given how selfish she is!

I never really thought about the drink sharing thing but now that you all mention it, it is pretty weird. Occasionally my fiancé and I will share a beer or a soft drink/milkshake but that’s because I end up wasting a lot of it by barely drinking any. However in those situations we always order a tall glass or large, not a regular size drink. And if I end up getting my own water (which I prefer), I’ll just drink that and not bother mooching. Also...I share my coffee with NO ONE.

I also don’t know anyone personally who shares drinks with their partner/spouse at home. Wouldn’t it make sense just to pour yourself a glass at the portion you’d like?

Her perception of intimacy is really strange and reeks of immaturity.

 

[LetThemEatLipstick]

11:41

I love how clueless Elle is at Chris’s annoyance. It’s a mixture of giddiness at herselfishness and suspense that he is going to right-hook her at any second.



Chris: “You’re really not going to cut the audio, it’s just going to be like 20 minutes of us talking, isn’t it?”

Elle: “Uh huh”

Elle: “Am I your paparazzi now? A-huh-huh-huh”

Chris: *I will fucking surgically remove you, your baby talk, your camera, and your cat out of my life like a cancerous tumor, you airheaded, selfish, bratty little toddler.* “How are you going to speed(?) and walk home if you’re pointing at me?”

Elle: “Rrrrgghhrr”

Chris: “It doesn’t actually work.”

Elle: “You’re distracting me.”

Chris: “Why don’t you film the pervert hotel?”

Elle: “The WWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTTT???!!!!”

Chris: “The Heathland?”

—

13:24

Elle: “Oh, and people are eating donutssss, and they don’t like being filmeddddd, I’m going to film them anywayyyyyyyyyy. Yesssss, yessss.” Fuck everyone else in the world who isn’t me.

The fact that she filmed all this, edited it, uploaded it, presumably watched it herself at least once after posting, and have kept it up on her channel for 4 years tells us that she thinks there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this behavior.

 

[Juliezzz]

She doesn’t respect or care about anyone but herself. She keeps saying she’s the one whose privacy is being violated but she never respects other people’s privacy.

We have all seen how much Chris and Joe hated being filmed and how she still did it and posted it anyway. The annoyed reaction from other pedestrians while she waltzed on Vancouver streets holding her camera like there’s no one else have been documented in numerous vlogs herself. The Seattle friend who she went hiking with clearly wants to remain private but she posted her photo on Instagram story anyway just to prove to online strangers that she has friend. Even when being asked nicely by her subscriber about her profession, she responded rudely and posted the private conversation on her Instagram in a condescending manner and with the subscriber’s profile photo attached. She could at least she edit out the subscriber’s profile photo (I edited her photo out after taking the screenshot).

She truly has no manners. At least the stuff people are discussing about her are voluntarily posted by herself unlike the people above who were forced to show their face on her social media or had it done unknowingly.

 

[svdwoodsen]

11:41

I love how clueless Elle is at Chris’s annoyance. It’s a mixture of giddiness at herselfishness and suspense that he is going to right-hook her at any second.



Chris: “You’re really not going to cut the audio, it’s just going to be like 20 minutes of us talking, isn’t it?”

Elle: “Uh huh”

Elle: “Am I your paparazzi now? A-huh-huh-huh”

Chris: *I will fucking surgically remove you, your baby talk, your camera, and your cat out of my life like a cancerous tumor, you airheaded, selfish, bratty little toddler.* “How are you going to speed(?) and walk home if you’re pointing at me?”

Elle: “Rrrrgghhrr”

Chris: “It doesn’t actually work.”

Elle: “You’re distracting me.”

Chris: “Why don’t you film the pervert hotel?”

Elle: “The WWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTTT???!!!!”

Chris: “The Heathland?”

—

13:24

Elle: “Oh, and people are eating donutssss, and they don’t like being filmeddddd, I’m going to film them anywayyyyyyyyyy. Yesssss, yessss.” Fuck everyone else in the world who isn’t me.

The fact that she filmed all this, edited it, uploaded it, presumably watched it herself at least once after posting, and have kept it up on her channel for 4 years tells us that she thinks there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this behavior.

She is such a train wreck, I love it.

 

[Katrina_AK_0099]

This girl is so unadventurous. It's like her backyard is all she knows and shopping at Nordstroms and eating out at her familiar restaurants.

Her vacations revolve around shopping. The most crazy example was when she went to Palm Spring for a law school friend's wedding. She shared her room with another friend and I think Elle flew in on Friday and left Sunday.

Sunday morning comes and instead of hanging out with the friend she's sharing a room with or even just lounging around the pool, Elle went to an outlet mall! She complained about the cost of an Uber and got there before the stores have even opened. Then proceeded to spend the entire day shopping and getting ugly pieces, like her Gucci belt.

She also spent a day at the Denver Nordstrom while visiting Rick's family (yes I know they were probably strange but it's still rude), spends a day at the Honolulu outlet mall every time she visits Hawaii, and of course the infamous Mount Nordstrom.

She does not give a f*ck about anyone or anything but herself, her shopping, and her food.

 

[boredstrom]

Her vacations revolve around shopping. The most crazy example was when she went to Palm Spring for a law school friend's wedding. She shared her room with another friend and I think Elle flew in on Friday and left Sunday.

Sunday morning comes and instead of hanging out with the friend she's sharing a room with or even just lounging around the pool, Elle went to an outlet mall! She complained about the cost of an Uber and got there before the stores have even opened. Then proceeded to spend the entire day shopping and getting ugly pieces, like her Gucci belt.

She also spent a day at the Denver Nordstrom while visiting Rick's family (yes I know they were probably strange but it's still rude), spends a day at the Honolulu outlet mall every time she visits Hawaii, and of course the infamous Mount Nordstrom.

She does not give a f*ck about anyone or anything but herself, her shopping, and her food.

What she shops for always gets me too. It's not like she has some hobby where she buys one of a kind, vintage, rare or collectible items where most of the fun is the hunt. Elle's buying shit you can find in any high end mall. I'd struggle to tell the difference between a Coach store in Palm Springs and one in Denver . . . but Elle has to check them both out.

 

[Heretosnoop]

I wish we saved the vlogs with Rick because those are embarrassing and incredible.. remember when they went to that Sean Brock restaurant and you could see him running in the background with his swift movement allowing cargo pants??

 

[svdwoodsen]

A friend of mine in Seattle is 99% sure she spotted Elle with a man in West Seattle multiple times the past week or so. It looks like she's going there almost daily despite there being a lockdown in the city? Apparently he looks closer to 40 with dark brown hair and is shorter than average. Elle's big hair situation is on full display as with her heavy makeup.


My friend lives in the area and is an essential worker so she has to go out everyday but she's spotted Elle in multiple instances and going on what looks like dates with the guy.

 

[KitsBiach]

Just for a good laugh!

 

[bethannebodyworks]

I wish she could get a pic from afar! lol

 

[svdwoodsen]

I wish she could get a pic from afar! lol

Me too! She said she's sure it's girlboss and the guy is maybe 5'9 or 5'10 at most, with a massive forehead.

 

[Heretosnoop]

A friend of mine in Seattle is 99% sure she spotted Elle with a man in West Seattle multiple times the past week or so. It looks like she's going there almost daily despite there being a lockdown in the city? Apparently he looks closer to 40 with dark brown hair and is shorter than average. Elle's big hair situation is on full display as with her heavy makeup.


My friend lives in the area and is an essential worker so she has to go out everyday but she's spotted Elle in multiple instances and going on what looks like dates with the guy.

Woah my friends and I have all cancelled our Thanksgiving plans because of the recent number spike. We aren't supposed to go to anyone's home unless we get a test or self quarantine for weeks beforehand...she is probably the reason why there's a spike..she probably needs to constantly be with a guy for validation...what a selfish bitch

 

[svdwoodsen]

Woah my friends and I have all cancelled our Thanksgiving plans because of the recent number spike. We aren't supposed to go to anyone's home unless we get a test or self quarantine for weeks beforehand...she is probably the reason why there's a spike..she probably needs to constantly be with a guy for validation...what a selfish bitch

Our city is also encouraging us to stop going outside unless it's essential and not hang out with people outside of our immediate households. I can't believe she's actively going into a different neighborhood to go on dates during a global pandemic..

 

[Heretosnoop]

Our city is also encouraging us to stop going outside unless it's essential and not hang out with people outside of our immediate households. I can't believe she's actively going into a different neighborhood to go on dates during a global pandemic..

She has to go through at least 4 to 5 neighborhoods to get to West Seattle since the bridge issue..just wow

 

[svdwoodsen]

She has to go through at least 4 to 5 neighborhoods to get to West Seattle since the bridge issue..just wow

I don't even want to know how many strangers she's walking past and sharing a space with while she does this...

Also is it just me or has girlboss been dating progressively older men since Joe dumped her? Wasn't SS divorced with a kid, Rick was 40+ and divorced, and now she seems to be dating another older guy. I can't remember the last time she went out with someone her age.

 

[Drasticactions]

That's super irresponsible of her to be schlepping herself across the city like that. We've got a curfew in my state and the county I live in has stay at home "suggestion" on , but honestly it won't work bc of people like Elle going on dates and moving all over the city spreading germs from place to place. Two of my best friends since grade school have been pregnant during this and I saw them both once each since this all started from a distance with masks. And I haven't been able to see my parents since this summer. It just sucks when a lot of us are making sacrifices and being safe staying at home and Elle is doing all this non essential dating right now.

 

[boredstrom]

Also is it just me or has girlboss been dating progressively older men since Joe dumped her? Wasn't SS divorced with a kid, Rick was 40+ and divorced, and now she seems to be dating another older guy. I can't remember the last time she went out with someone her age.

Well, I mean she looks 40 so why not?

In all seriousness while the report from the field is intriguing, I hope your friend doesn't get any pics of her. I feel better just making fun of the stuff she shares voluntarily! I gotta be able to sleep at night somehow!

 

[svdwoodsen]

That's super irresponsible of her to be schlepping herself across the city like that. We've got a curfew in my state and the county I live in has stay at home "suggestion" on , but honestly it won't work bc of people like Elle going on dates and moving all over the city spreading germs from place to place. Two of my best friends since grade school have been pregnant during this and I saw them both once each since this all started from a distance with masks. And I haven't been able to see my parents since this summer. It just sucks when a lot of us are making sacrifices and being safe staying at home and Elle is doing all this non essential dating right now.

Given she was actively scamming Seattle locals through the Dailyhive at the beginning of the pandemic, I wouldn't be surprised if she thinks the rules don't apply to her. She literally moved to Seattle when she had zero connection to the place because someone on GG mentioned it was full of nerdy, socially awkward tech guys with money who are inexperienced with women.

Well, I mean she looks 40 so why not?

In all seriousness while the report from the field is intriguing, I hope your friend doesn't get any pics of her. I feel better just making fun of the stuff she shares voluntarily! I gotta be able to sleep at night somehow!

My friend didn't get any pics! I think she would feel weird about doing that cause it's an invasion of privacy (like Elle filming her exes or random strangers in her vlogs when they clearly angry at her) but she's pretty certain it's Smelley. Apparently no one else in Seattle regularly has big pageant hair or heavy makeup, and she was clinging onto the guy the entire time.