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Eleanor Florence Lecocq #8 The Vlogmas M'Elletdown
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Oh wow. Good on you Elle - both for finding work as a lawyer and for getting rid of your horrible blazer.
bethannebodyworks
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Is she really working as one though? She's not licensed to practice anywhere in the US.
Yeah, I wouldn’t say she’s practicing as a lawyer either. It’s all smoke and mirrors as usual
boredstrom
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Time for today's chapter of Annotated Elle - Girlboss Breakup re-watching.
Sunday
Joe is starting his run and Elle is at home putting the finishing touches on her outfit, consisting of 'boyfriend' style jeans (if only she knew those jeans would be the only 'boyfriend' left in the apartment by end of the week), pirate shirt, and a Gucci belt. Credit where its due she looks good in this one. The look is dated, but it's intentional. Some mild pearl shilling.
Elle is sitting on a bench outside now. She realizes she left home too early and Joe has not crossed the start line yet. Elle reminds us that sitting on a bench is odd for her because she's such a busy #girlboss that she never gets to just sit and do nothing like this. She complains that Joe's bag (a simple black duffle bag) that he made her carry with a change of clothes for him is too heavy. Elle fails to realize that because she is dragging him to the Vancouver club for brunch as soon as he finishes his race, having to carry his bag is her own doing. There is no footage of Joe running or crossing the finish line.
Suddenly we're at the club for brunch. Elle ogles Joe's Caesar cocktail, which she admits she doesn't like to drink, but loves the opulence of it. I wonder if Joe ordered it just because he knew she wouldn't mooch sips of it from him. Joe seems to genuinely be enjoying his final taste of Elle's social club lifestyle.
And now one of the highlights of the entire vlog. Patio beers! Elle remarks that Joe loves patio beers. In fact, his love of patio beers was a topic of...wait for it...their first date. In fact the two year anniversary of that first date is right around the corner! Joe's eyes are hidden behind dark sunglasses but this beautiful, sly, satisfied, closed-mouth smile spreads across his face when Elle reminds him of the upcoming anniversary. Its a legendary moment among Elle fans. Part of me says 'I hope Joe never plays poker', but honestly, who could hide their glee when they know they're ditching Elle in 4 days and she's still busy nudging them about their 'anniversary'? Elle's so hungry for the ring she didn't get over xmas that you can smell it in the air. Credit where its due, Elle is having a wheat beer and for once, does not attribute it to being Belgian. She is so full of herself in that moment though that it's surprising there's any room in her for the beer.
Back at home and Elle is relaxing on the balcony while Joe films. Two more beers sit on the side table so by now a few afternoon beers have likely taken away a lot of Joe's 'just be nice' filter. Elle says they redecorated the balcony for the cat and Joe is just plain annoyed with her when he deep sixes that joke. He knows it's a joke but the truth behind it that the cat has always outranked him in the relationship stings enough that he lets himself get a little mean. No bother though, it will all be over soon. His mind returns to the thoughts of upcoming freedom and he pans the camera to the park. He wistfully comments that there are a lot of people down there in the park enjoying the beautiful day. He realizes that before the end of the week, he will be one of those people. 'Feels like spring' Joe says. Ahhh Yes Joe, spring. A time for new beginnings.
Elle is back inside. She says she reshuffled everything in their home office so Joe could work from home too. Joe wanted a stand up desk and someone sent Elle a free one from Amazon to review on her channel. You get that sad, sinking feeling that Joe would not have gotten those few square feet of the apartment that he pays for if someone hadn't sent a desk to Elle so she could brag a little about being an important influencer. Not that it mattered much at this point though. There aren't even any wires or monitors or work supplies on the desk so it's clear Joe never plans to use it.
Its evening now. Elle is packaging up orders and does some pearl shilling. Big week starts tomorrow.
Shopping total for the day: $0
Running total for the Vlog: $1087
Sunday
Joe is starting his run and Elle is at home putting the finishing touches on her outfit, consisting of 'boyfriend' style jeans (if only she knew those jeans would be the only 'boyfriend' left in the apartment by end of the week), pirate shirt, and a Gucci belt. Credit where its due she looks good in this one. The look is dated, but it's intentional. Some mild pearl shilling.
Elle is sitting on a bench outside now. She realizes she left home too early and Joe has not crossed the start line yet. Elle reminds us that sitting on a bench is odd for her because she's such a busy #girlboss that she never gets to just sit and do nothing like this. She complains that Joe's bag (a simple black duffle bag) that he made her carry with a change of clothes for him is too heavy. Elle fails to realize that because she is dragging him to the Vancouver club for brunch as soon as he finishes his race, having to carry his bag is her own doing. There is no footage of Joe running or crossing the finish line.
Suddenly we're at the club for brunch. Elle ogles Joe's Caesar cocktail, which she admits she doesn't like to drink, but loves the opulence of it. I wonder if Joe ordered it just because he knew she wouldn't mooch sips of it from him. Joe seems to genuinely be enjoying his final taste of Elle's social club lifestyle.
And now one of the highlights of the entire vlog. Patio beers! Elle remarks that Joe loves patio beers. In fact, his love of patio beers was a topic of...wait for it...their first date. In fact the two year anniversary of that first date is right around the corner! Joe's eyes are hidden behind dark sunglasses but this beautiful, sly, satisfied, closed-mouth smile spreads across his face when Elle reminds him of the upcoming anniversary. Its a legendary moment among Elle fans. Part of me says 'I hope Joe never plays poker', but honestly, who could hide their glee when they know they're ditching Elle in 4 days and she's still busy nudging them about their 'anniversary'? Elle's so hungry for the ring she didn't get over xmas that you can smell it in the air. Credit where its due, Elle is having a wheat beer and for once, does not attribute it to being Belgian. She is so full of herself in that moment though that it's surprising there's any room in her for the beer.
Back at home and Elle is relaxing on the balcony while Joe films. Two more beers sit on the side table so by now a few afternoon beers have likely taken away a lot of Joe's 'just be nice' filter. Elle says they redecorated the balcony for the cat and Joe is just plain annoyed with her when he deep sixes that joke. He knows it's a joke but the truth behind it that the cat has always outranked him in the relationship stings enough that he lets himself get a little mean. No bother though, it will all be over soon. His mind returns to the thoughts of upcoming freedom and he pans the camera to the park. He wistfully comments that there are a lot of people down there in the park enjoying the beautiful day. He realizes that before the end of the week, he will be one of those people. 'Feels like spring' Joe says. Ahhh Yes Joe, spring. A time for new beginnings.
Elle is back inside. She says she reshuffled everything in their home office so Joe could work from home too. Joe wanted a stand up desk and someone sent Elle a free one from Amazon to review on her channel. You get that sad, sinking feeling that Joe would not have gotten those few square feet of the apartment that he pays for if someone hadn't sent a desk to Elle so she could brag a little about being an important influencer. Not that it mattered much at this point though. There aren't even any wires or monitors or work supplies on the desk so it's clear Joe never plans to use it.
Its evening now. Elle is packaging up orders and does some pearl shilling. Big week starts tomorrow.
Shopping total for the day: $0
Running total for the Vlog: $1087
thecatlass
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I, on the other hand, struggle to appreciate that Sunday outfit. The camel toe is unreal and you can tell she struggles to breathe in those jeans.
boredstrom
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Its the exaggerated momjeans look in full effect. I love that look when it's a little ironic, esp when you take it back to 1983 with the belt and shirt.I, on the other hand, struggle to appreciate that Sunday outfit. The camel toe is unreal and you can tell she struggles to breathe in those jeans.
I think we both know that Elle doesn't understand playful irony in fashion, and so yeah, you're probably right . . . I just had to be nice about something or karma was going to kill me for today's vlog recap!
I don’t have the video but if it’s the same jeans I’m thinking about, they did not look like boyfriend jeans. They were so freaking tight on her.
#Girlboss needs to stop squeezing herself into size 24 jeans and pretending she’s a model.
boredstrom
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Hehe I should have clarified that she calls them boyfriend jeans in the video, not me!I don’t have the video but if it’s the same jeans I’m thinking about, they did not look like boyfriend jeans. They were so freaking tight on her.
#Girlboss needs to stop squeezing herself into size 24 jeans and pretending she’s a model.
Oh no, I figured Elle was the one who said that. She’s so used to having her legs look like sausage casings, I’m sure if she tried on any straight leg jeans/trousers that were her true size she’d think she was wearing JNCOs.
svdwoodsen
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According to her Elite model page, Adriana Lima is a size 24.I don’t have the video but if it’s the same jeans I’m thinking about, they did not look like boyfriend jeans. They were so freaking tight on her.
#Girlboss needs to stop squeezing herself into size 24 jeans and pretending she’s a model.
According to Smelley, she is also a size 24.
One of these things is not like the other...
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svdwoodsen
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Came across this lovely image on GG: God bless whoever made this. Is Dicky choking tho?
boredstrom
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So close to perfection. Can some photoshop maven switch 'a difference' to 'indifference'? I know Rick talks funny but we know what he meant.
If Elle saw this picture it would completely pop her coping mechanism that Rick was all a fever dream.
Elle’s demonstration of wearing XS v.s other people wearing XS. Nothing wrong with her figure. But as other posters have pointed out many times before, she’s not an extra small as she insisted that she is! The zip lines on her leather jacket are a million miles away from each other
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svdwoodsen
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Maybe that's the #girlboss style...the inability to ever zip up jackets and the need to stretch the life out of everything else.Elle’s demonstration of wearing XS v.s other people wearing XS. Nothing wrong with her figure. But as other posters have pointed out many times before, she’s not an extra small! The zip lines on her leather jacket is a million miles away from each other
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Stretching Pants Like They're the Truth; The Elle Florence Story
LegalEagle5
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First I don't know why she ever says she is XS either. I think she is thin but that doesn't mean that she can't be a S or M. To me XS is for extra tiny petite people and I wouldn't expect every thin person to be that size. That said I follow a mother of college kids who again, has a fine figure but she often claims to be XS (but will say when she had to go up to another size). I am surprised because she is pretty large chested so that usually pushes you into larger sizes. She definitely seems bigger than Elle to me though so I start to think maybe I know nothing about sizes.
Second, I have no clue how that firm is listing her as an attorney. She can't be put forth as one unless she's licensed in the state in some manner. In fact lots of these sorts of places will list lawyers who are only licensed in other states as legal consultants or contract managers or something like that so it's clear they are not licensed in that state.
Second, I have no clue how that firm is listing her as an attorney. She can't be put forth as one unless she's licensed in the state in some manner. In fact lots of these sorts of places will list lawyers who are only licensed in other states as legal consultants or contract managers or something like that so it's clear they are not licensed in that state.
This photo reminds me her and Rick use to get one coffee to share or have one glass of wine to share. I agree with the previous poster who stated Elle sees it as a sign of intimacy to share a drink. Joe on the other hand was only annoyed by it. She needs to find herself someone like Rick again.
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