Eleanor Florence Lecocq #8 The Vlogmas M'Elletdown

[202leda]

I haven’t been through the entire vlog, but I think it’s weird how she cuts through several different scenes. First her mother’s place having croissants, then all of a sudden we see her birthday cake, then it cuts to a little tourist trap, and finally it looks like a dealership followed with what looks like the mall. Wtf??? She then apologizes for the silence saying that she spent the whole day practicing driving. Uh...ok....?

Why is that part where she is riding in the car silent? I feel like if she were with her mother or a friend we would’ve heard her talking about what exactly we are seeing. I have to wonder if she is actually on a date and just doesn’t want to say anything.

Also her indecision with what kind of car she wanted was so cringey to me. My fiancé was actually overhearing how she described what she wanted her car to look like and rolled his eyes.

 

[svdwoodsen]

i think if the video clips are too short you can't insert a lot of Ads. she could also just create a lot of filler content like her struggling to open the advent calendars just to artificially prolong the time. maybe because she just has a lot less to show off this year... so she has to combine the clips

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I swear to God I'm not trying to be mean, but her eyes were going nuts from 1:45 - 2:10 and it's not even the usual crossed eyes that we've become accustomed to (although those were featured very prominently in this clip). Her eyelids literally looked like they were having a stroke, and her eyeballs kept moving towards the ceiling...WTF IS GOING ON??

I would make a gif of this but have no idea how but please tell me you see it too, and I'm not imagining it or going crazy.

 

[Wheelsbaby]

33:20 of the new vlog: "apologies for the laundry noises, apparently im always doing laundry and never really doing anything interesting this vlogmas. i apologize for skipping yesterday, i honestly had absolutely nothing to say and nothing to do. other than work, as you guys know, i really don't show my career on here, so if there are big gaps, that's why..."

 

[LuvYoutube]

i think if the video clips are too short you can't insert a lot of Ads. she could also just create a lot of filler content like her struggling to open the advent calendars just to artificially prolong the time. maybe because she just has a lot less to show off this year... so she has to combine the clips

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Santa in the intro looks like Chris!

 

[Debbie1633]

33:20 of the new vlog: "apologies for the laundry noises, apparently im always doing laundry and never really doing anything interesting this vlogmas. i apologize for skipping yesterday, i honestly had absolutely nothing to say and nothing to do. other than work, as you guys know, i really don't show my career on here, so if there are big gaps, that's why..."

if her career is being a “lawyer”, then she really doesn’t show it because she was constantly shopping in nordstrom, getting her coffee at Nordstrom, getting a blowout at the dry bar in Nordstrom or just running errands during working hours.

but if her career is being a scarf “designer” or jewelry maker, then she’s showing way too damn much. Every single video has her selling and advertising her scarf and/or jewelry. I stopped watching her videos when all her vlogs turned into informercials for her scarfs and jewelry.

 

[Heretosnoop]

I haven’t been through the entire vlog, but I think it’s weird how she cuts through several different scenes. First her mother’s place having croissants, then all of a sudden we see her birthday cake, then it cuts to a little tourist trap, and finally it looks like a dealership followed with what looks like the mall. Wtf??? She then apologizes for the silence saying that she spent the whole day practicing driving. Uh...ok....?

Why is that part where she is riding in the car silent? I feel like if she were with her mother or a friend we would’ve heard her talking about what exactly we are seeing. I have to wonder if she is actually on a date and just doesn’t want to say anything.

Also her indecision with what kind of car she wanted was so cringey to me. My fiancé was actually overhearing how she described what she wanted her car to look like and rolled his eyes.

The interior and exterior color should be the last concern when buying a car. You should worry about price, cost of maintenance, what kind of engine you'd want, drive clearance etc etc not the fucking color. It shows how much of a child she is and makes me think the Porsche was hers. She has no problem filming her mom and the sound clip of her friend at the pumpkin patch and hiking so it makes me think there was a guy at the cake and light day because this is very reminiscent of SS era where she would point the camera one way and have a song playing instead of the male voice. Her mask friends car in the hike is black and this one was beige and it looked like the interior or an Infinity or Porsche SUV and those are not common rental vehicles. My guess is she bagged herself a software engineer and when did her friends drop of gifts? You're telling me they went all the way to her mom's house on BAINBRIDGE ISLAND because that's where she's been spotted and that's where Eleanore's office from her firm is located?? They clearly had a Thanksgiving party though because they have themed napkins...when I'm at home I use our cloth napkins or even paper towels as napkins...never some cheap themed one unless I'm having a party..

 

[LuvYoutube]

Thank you for the viewpure link!

I swear to God I'm not trying to be mean, but her eyes were going nuts from 1:45 - 2:10 and it's not even the usual crossed eyes that we've become accustomed to (although those were featured very prominently in this clip). Her eyelids literally looked like they were having a stroke, and her eyeballs kept moving towards the ceiling...WTF IS GOING ON??

I would make a gif of this but have no idea how but please tell me you see it too, and I'm not imagining it or going crazy.

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Yes I noticed it too. So bizarre.

 

[Greenthumb30]

By the way what apartment is she shooting in? Did Ginette actually move to Seattle?

There is something just so off-putting and self-important about Elle. She eye fucks the camera as she says, "the people in my life just know me sooo well. It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside!" with her smug eye roll, as she pans the camera to a "Christmas rodent." Revolting.

I wonder if these friends include a few of her Seattle subscribers/fans who messaged her on Instagram after she moved there. It seems like a plausible way she could have met new people there, given she was new to a city and in the middle of a pandemic. Also, these Christmas rodent and pasta advent calendar gifts seem like gifts from people who watch her vlogs. I remember in Vancouver, she had a subscriber-turned-friend in her video once, and IIRC, that person gifted her a handcrafted ornament thing for her birthday.

 

[LuvYoutube]

My son wore pajamas with dinosaurs just like that when he was three.

 

[Heretosnoop]

I just realized she's sleeping at her mom's and leaving the cats alone...they are literally an afterthought. They were an afterthought in Florida and they are an afterthought this year too..

 

[Katrina_AK_0099]

I don't get the dynamic between Elle and Mama G at all. So her mother has rented an entire home and shipped over kitchen gadgets and a Christmas tree... but she's only there for a few months! And Elle has her own bedroom/pearl-making studio at her mum's house because they can't be apart for more than a minute?

Also Elle turned on every single light, including in the bathroom, when she was filming and her place still looks so dark and dingy. And the place looked so cluttered with her shopping bags and advent calendars everywhere.

 

[Juliezzz]

Why does her camera shake so much. It game me a headache but I soldiered through.

Let’s play a drinking game. Take a sip of your favorite cocktail every time Elle rolls her eyes in this video. Time to get lit.

 

[Heretosnoop]

The mall she's at is Bellevue Square and where one of the Tesla showrooms are....not that princess Eleanore could afford one because you need and outlet for one and a more permanent location if you're going to have one installed. I assume she went car shopping with a guy otherwise she wouldn't have showed her and her mom giggling at Nordstrom..I wonder if the next victim lives in Bellevue and possibly works for Microsoft?? It would make sense that she's trying to pretend she's high tech by going to Tesla to show off how techie she is...but she doesn't even know how to work a camera...as a blogger

Why is her mom here?? What's her deal?

 

[202leda]

The interior and exterior color should be the last concern when buying a car. You should worry about price, cost of maintenance, what kind of engine you'd want, drive clearance etc etc not the fucking color. It shows how much of a child she is and makes me think the Porsche was hers. She has no problem filming her mom and the sound clip of her friend at the pumpkin patch and hiking so it makes me think there was a guy at the cake and light day because this is very reminiscent of SS era where she would point the camera one way and have a song playing instead of the male voice. Her mask friends car in the hike is black and this one was beige and it looked like the interior or an Infinity or Porsche SUV and those are not common rental vehicles. My guess is she bagged herself a software engineer and when did her friends drop of gifts? You're telling me they went all the way to her mom's house on BAINBRIDGE ISLAND because that's where she's been spotted and that's where Eleanore's office from her firm is located?? They clearly had a Thanksgiving party though because they have themed napkins...when I'm at home I use our cloth napkins or even paper towels as napkins...never some cheap themed one unless I'm having a party..

This makes a lot of sense. I was confused and suspicious as to why she was filming so many random scenes without ANY audio other than random Christmas music. She was clearly hiding something or someone, and it is most likely some guy. She seemed extremely giddy in the beginning of the video, too. I’m sure if it were Ginette or her friend, we would have seen some actual clips of what was going on, not this mishmash of random shit with her all of a sudden at home.

 

[poshspice88]

The dinosaur pajamas sum her up perfectly — childish. I didn’t finish the video but I never heard her refer to the Christmas tree at her mom’s rental as Winston and none of her ordaments are on there. Maybe it belongs to the rental?

Watching Eleonore and Ginette dip their knives in the jam jars to taste test and then dip again in other flavors grossed me out. Disgusting.

She is such a whiny baby complaining about her birthday and not getting to celebrate it with a party and dining out. We are in a global PANDEMIC, bitch. And yeah, we’ve pretty much all experienced a different birthday this year without complaining because people are SUFFERING and DYING worldwide due to the virus, you self-centered little twat! Grow up.

I agree, she had people over to her mom’s for Thanksgiving and her birthday. She’s disgusting.

One last thing, it’s so insulting to viewers not to explain what the hell her mom is doing there. Is she visiting, moving, considering a move, a long extended visit — what is it? Or is that just too private and she just throws her mom living in Seattle on camera without explanation as a big FU?

And looking for a car based on the paint color, lol, in jewel tones —- emerald green, sapphire blue, ruby red, with a camel color interior is ASININE.

 

[Keikochan]

The dinosaur pajamas sum her up perfectly — childish. I didn’t finish the video but I never heard her refer to the Christmas tree at her mom’s rental as Winston and none of her ordaments are on there. Maybe it belongs to the rental?

Watching Eleonore and Ginette dip their knives in the jam jars to taste test and then dip again in other flavors grossed me out. Disgusting.

She is such a whiny baby complaining about her birthday and not getting to celebrate it with a party and dining out. We are in a global PANDEMIC, bitch. And yeah, we’ve pretty much all experienced a different birthday this year without complaining because people are SUFFERING and DYING worldwide due to the virus, you self-centered little twat! Grow up.

I agree, she had people over to her mom’s for Thanksgiving and her birthday. She’s disgusting.

One last thing, it’s so insulting to viewers not to explain what the hell her mom is doing there. Is she visiting, moving, considering a move, a long extended visit — what is it? Or is that just too private and she just throws her mom living in Seattle on camera without explanation as a big FU?

And looking for a car based on the paint color, lol, in jewel tones —- emerald green, sapphire blue, ruby red, with a camel color interior is ASININE.

Oh is that why she called the vlog Yuckymas?

 

[boredstrom]

If she's got a Mr Next, I can see the tactical advantage in moving Ginette to Seattle. It serves as a great stress test on this guy because right from the beginning he's going to have to start dating the both of them.

Maybe Ginette sat Elle down after Rick and told her this was the last big m'Elle'tedown she was going to open her checkbook for, and that the next guy had to be the one who would marry them, or they had to burn him really quick and move on to the next. Seattle is the last stop on the man train.

I hope it works out for them. Imagine when covid is finally over and Elle can have a social life again without shame, we get treated to a full return of the Joe-era bragmas that her channel was. All would be right again in the world.

 

[thecatlass]

Ok, watched most of the snoozefest. My observations below:

1) Is she going to treat us to a nail painting session every week? If she is, she better learn how to do it correctly. Right now her nails resemble a 9-year-old's effort.

2) what's her obsession with Bonne Maman jams? I live in the UK and it's a supermarket brand... You can get it everywhere and the products are a sugary mess.

3) someone tell Ginette to stop painting her sperm eyebrows with a charcoal Too dark eyebrows age her terribly. She generally looks like she's aged a lot recently.

4) Smelle's constant eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder is so grating. Help.

5) Smelle's wet mouth and some white shit between her lips Would mademoiselle care to brush her teeth in the morning?

6) Smelle has got a new victim 100%. He gifted her the hideous skiing rat ornament and she says it came with an invitation of her actually going skiing. Only a man would do that. I wonder if she can ski... Something tells me she cannot and with her coordination of a newborn calf, it will be quite a show hehehehe

7) Ginette is definitely planning on staying in Seattle long term. The single bed in her spare bedroom must have been shipped from Vancouver (there would have been no reason for it to go to Florida because Rickets and Smelle needed a marital bed and in the spare bedroom they had some sofa bed from Ikea).

I kinda feel sorry for Ginette after this vlog. She's over 60 and past 3 years must have felt like an endless rescue operation for her...

Firstly, the guy who she thought would marry her daughter (Joe) dumped said daughter out of the blue a couple of days after she stayed with them. Ginette just came back from Hawaii and was going to stay in a rented place while she looked for a new house. Suddenly, her adult daughter is moving in with her. Although she moves out after 3 months, Ginette has to help her with the move. The new guy the daughter is seeing has a kid of his own so he can't help much.
Half a year later, the daughter announces she met the luff of her life, some broke-ass tutor from the other coast of North America whom she first met 10 years ago. You're partly glad because someone else will have to babysit your daughter but you're also dying inside when you find out she's quitting her cushy job and relocating to Florida to live with the guy in his modest 1980s bungalow. You didn't raise your little princess for that! You paid lots of money for her private education and removed all life obstacles that stood in the way of her success for her to now reduce the existence to a period of unemployment in a retirement community followed by a budget wedding? Wasn't your sweet babygirl meant to wed in the Vancouver Club? Regardless, you suck it up, life happens, you start helping with wedding preparations. Lo and behold, four months before the wedding, the engagement is cancelled and you have to rush to Florida to pack up your daughter and take her back to your Hawaii safe haven. She stays there with you for a month and after realizing the savings she can make ordering clothes from Nordstrom to US address, she firmly sets her mind on remaining in the country. She heard there's a lot of bachelors in Seattle and it's almost like Vancouver weather wise, so it's a good idea to relocate there if she doesn't get her old job back. Indeed, her employer has found someone more dedicated and hardworking, so they don't want to have your daughter on their payroll again.
Meanwhile, a global pandemic ensues. Your daughter is stuck in a Seattle Airbnb apartment that you receive a monthly eye-watering bill for. As soon as the initial restrictions ease a bit, you urge her to find a permanent accommodation and you're still happy to cover the rent because your poor daughter has been unemployed for 12 months and her only joys are obsessive shopping and stringing pearls together. Weeks go by and you finally get the phone call. 'Mom, I met someone! He's the one! I'm so radiantly happy!'. What a joy. Your daughter is her bubbly self again. Now she can not only string pearls together and shop, but also cuck for your future son-in-law. You can't wait to meet him! You eagerly pack up your bags, book a rental house in Seattle, recall furniture from storage lockers all-over the land. You buy a plane ticket and finally you're reunited with your dear child. Things are looking good again. This new guy seems promising and he has serious plans regarding your daughter! Time to browse some mother of the bride outfits...

 

[Keikochan]

Ok, watched most of the snoozefest. My observations below:

1) Is she going to treat us to a nail painting session every week? If she is, she better learn how to do it correctly. Right now her nails resemble a 9-year-old's effort.

2) what's her obsession with Bonne Maman jams? I live in the UK and it's a supermarket brand... You can get it everywhere and the products are a sugary mess.

3) someone tell Ginette to stop painting her sperm eyebrows with a charcoal Too dark eyebrows age her terribly. She generally looks like she's aged a lot recently.

4) Smelle's constant eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder is so grating. Help.

5) Smelle's wet mouth and some white shit between her lips Would mademoiselle care to brush her teeth in the morning?

6) Ginette is definitely planning on staying in Seattle long term. The single bed in her spare bedroom must have been shipped from Vancouver (there would have been no reason for it to go to Florida because Rickets and Smelle needed a marital bed and in the spare bedroom they had some sofa bed from Ikea).

7) Smelle has got a new victim 100%. He gifted her the hideous skiing rat ornament and she says it came with an invitation of her actually going skiing. Only a man would do that. I wonder if she can ski... Something tells me she cannot and with her coordination of a newborn calf, it will be quite a show hehehehe

I hope she vlogs the skiing

 

[202leda]

I’d love to see this chick ski, lmao. I don’t ski because I’m afraid of heights, but Elle is much less athletic and more prissy. The only thing she does “well” (if I can even consider that) is ride a bicycle! How does she expect to go on a ski lift and go down the bunny slopes?!

I know bunny slopes are not considered very “high” for many people and they’re not steep, but for someone like Elle I am sure she will think she’s going down Mt. Everest!