Eastenders #20 right then you slaaaaaaaaaaaags

[Scotch Mist]

Callum Halfwit annoyed me tonight.
WTF has got to do with him if Jay is paying a woman to sleep with him? That's his business (if he can afford it).

Meanwhile Ben is ramping up his sanctimonious hole comments when he doesn't even work these days. At least Jay and Callum have got jobs to go to. Ben can make 'Lex' a sandwich being her real father and a lazy bum

 

[Laika1234]

Ben is a bleeping moron.

 

[Timz]

I wonder if Jay the Trick has Chemsx with that Escort whilst high

Great one EE writers for 8pm

 

[ohdoris]

Spoiler: Jay

Just in case people don’t want to know, I used the spoiler tag. Jay starts taking ketamine. Another lovely, uplifting, happy storyline.

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

Spoiler: Jay

Just in case people don’t want to know, I used the spoiler tag. Jay starts taking ketamine. Another lovely, uplifting, happy storyline.

Spoiler: Jay

I wouldn't have said it's the most relaxing drug out there either, I had my drink spiked with ketamine and I didn't sleep for two days!

 

[Laika1234]

How embarrassing for Sharon. She’s successful and always has loads of men after her yet all her energy is going into the 20 odd old child who’s too hungover to show up to work in the garage she bought for him.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I wonder if Jay the Trick has Chemsx with that Escort whilst high

Great one EE writers for 8pm

Did they already do chemsex with Ben?

Makes me laugh that Fake Lola is a posh law student type, yet they’re dressing her like a hooker with a heart of gold from an 80s play. Surely she’d be more of an upmarket escort type?

 

[Timz]

Did they already do chemsex with Ben?

Makes me laugh that Fake Lola is a posh law student type, yet they’re dressing her like a hooker with a heart of gold from an 80s play. Surely she’d be more of an upmarket escort type?

They should get Shrimpy to busk Pretty Woman when the escort walks past with Jay in his suit

 

[Eeeww David!]

Remember when they implied there was an incestous relationship between Keano and Bernie for like, two episodes, then dropped the storyline forever. That was odd.

Ok. WHAT?!?!!!!!!

 

[Timz]

Ok. WHAT?!?!!!!!!

Basically Karen was walking past Bernie and Keano talking to each other about her down low pregnancy and came to a rapid conclusion at the duff duff?

ETA Found it!

 

[fudgebox]

Ok. WHAT?!?!!!!!!

I do not remember this at all
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Basically Karen was walking past Bernie and Keano talking to each other about her down low pregnancy and came to a rapid conclusion at the duff duff?

ETA Found it!

Oh I do now

 

[Scotch Mist]

Did they already do chemsex with Ben?

Makes me laugh that Fake Lola is a posh law student type, yet they’re dressing her like a hooker with a heart of gold from an 80s play. Surely she’d be more of an upmarket escort type?

I don't find her believable as a character at all.
I guess that's why so many people thought she was a figment of Jay's imagination at first.

Would someone who wanted a career in law risk it all being a hooker? Her clothes certainly don't say serious law student

 

[Reversible Octopus]

I don't find her believable as a character at all.
I guess that's why so many people thought she was a figment of Jay's imagination at first.

Would someone who wanted a career in law risk it all being a hooker? Her clothes certainly don't say serious law student

I just don't like the story. I'm not invested. I don't like her. It's not believable.. *sigh...*

 

[GrilledCheese]

Basically Karen was walking past Bernie and Keano talking to each other about her down low pregnancy and came to a rapid conclusion at the duff duff?

ETA Found it!

Wait..why is there a park bench in the living room

 

[Timz]

Wait..why is there a park bench in the living room

Isn’t that Arthur Fowler’s memorial bench that they nabbed not long after moving in Square??!!!

 

[AdsB]

Basically Karen was walking past Bernie and Keano talking to each other about her down low pregnancy and came to a rapid conclusion at the duff duff?

ETA Found it!

Oh my bleeping god

 

[Mr Krabs]

Basically Karen was walking past Bernie and Keano talking to each other about her down low pregnancy and came to a rapid conclusion at the duff duff?

ETA Found it!

I think they strung it over a few episodes with Bernie looking coy about who knocked her up and Keano being shifty. But yeah that was the main scene then they came to their senses quickly.

 

[Timz]

Karen was great though, the Appalachian HillBillies of EE fear was real

Keanu wasn’t too bad back then, if I could pinpoint when his acting got worse it was since he got with Sharon and now back to the Square for this currenth time, ma Peggggyyyy!!!

 

[bcat1998]

Ben is really annoying me with all his talk about jay and how he’s meant to be a dad to lexi, all while he is actually lexi’s dad

 

[Scotch Mist]

Ben is really annoying me with all his talk about jay and how he’s meant to be a dad to lexi, all while he is actually lexi’s dad

And unlike Jay he hasn't got a job anymore because he sold the garage. Ben is literally the equivalent of a 'stay at home mum' but Jay is expected ho make Lex a sandwich !