Downtherapids

[griftalo]

Thirsty middle aged women called Sue and Christine

I don’t get it at all. He’s not clever, or funny. He’s not fit, he’s clearly a toddler in a scrawny man body and the thought of him even having genitalia knocks me sick.

 

[lilykestrel]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Morocco?

Eta -
Google says Tunisia. But also Morocco and Algeria.





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Also he keeps promising he’ll use his elusive go-pro…but still hasn’t!

Apparently he's using it in his latest TikTok.

I thought his GoPro was a drone so ignore my post a few pages back

 

[lilykestrel]

Did he say wartorn or did I dream that? Could be Western Sahara. That said, Google Lens told me it was risotto, so maybe he's off to the war torn Amalfi Coast

 

[Cloffsandtings]

This is the pic from Google, he’s just put a filter on his to make it look different. It’s Khichdi so he’s off to India. Not exactly commonly known for its wars! I hope he gets Delhi belly

 

[lilykestrel]

maybe he's going Tibet or Nepal. Doesn't eat enough or drink enough water, gets horrendous altitude sickness...BIG SICK

although saying that, it's apparently not Everest, because it's 'just attaching yourself to rope systems'

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Everest? Completed it, mate.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I thought it was couscous

I would PAY* to watch him climb Everest.

*I wouldn't really.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Showed this to a friend and they just replied with the above

 

[elevatordomino]

Oh god if he’s going to India good luck finding a missing pension amongst their 1.5 billion people. Can’t even find his keys.
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Also What’s he going to heat out there because I imagine even a macdonalds in India is too exotic for his toddler taste buds.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

It'll be like when Sean Bean was filming Sharpe out there and took 100 Fray Bentos pies with him!

 

[lilykestrel]

Anyone watch The Nevermets on Channel 4 recently? (Essentially 90 Day Fiance with people who met loves online in different countries and go to meet them for the first time) There was a lad, not unlike Paul, on it who'd found a lass in India and went out to meet her and her extended family got VERY excited and made a whole song and dance and threw a huge party and the mum and aunties and grandma all cooked a massive banquet of amazing looking food and he went "unnnnnnnnnnnnnh" and sat on the roof eating McDonalds instead

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Anyone watch The Nevermets on Channel 4 recently? (Essentially 90 Day Fiance with people who met loves online in different countries and go to meet them for the first time) There was a lad, not unlike Paul, on it who'd found a lass in India and went out to meet her and her extended family got VERY excited and made a whole song and dance and threw a huge party and the mum and aunties and grandma all cooked a massive banquet of amazing looking food and he went "unnnnnnnnnnnnnh" and sat on the roof eating McDonalds instead

I watched that particular episode through my fingers with a facial expression like this most of the way through.

 

[lilykestrel]

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Is he just a pure fantasist? Surely that can’t be true?

 

[griftalo]

I thought it was couscous

I would PAY* to watch him climb Everest.

*I wouldn't really.

We’d have a bloody good laugh at it though

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Is he just a pure fantasist? Surely that can’t be true?

Absolutely full of tit.

 

[Katkitkat]

maybe he's going Tibet or Nepal. Doesn't eat enough or drink enough water, gets horrendous altitude sickness...BIG SICK

although saying that, it's apparently not Everest, because it's 'just attaching yourself to rope systems'

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This from the idiot who couldn't even scramble a metre down the side of the bloody road in Tenerife

 

[SkinkaareFan]

bleeping hell guys, Paul has done it all guys, hasn't he guys?? Get him that Pride of Britain pronto!!

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Paul counting the amount of times he 'rescued' a brick from the bottom of the swimming baths as part of his stats.