Deliciously Ella #4 Bland burgers and branding under CEO Matt, daily affirmations won’t change that

Where Matt takes a stack of boring books from the “smart thinking” (aka manly business leaders) section at WH Smiths to avoid interacting with his family. He’s so busy!! Bae is never not working!! All those emails to reply to!!

Instead of Ella asking Matt “would you still love me if I was a worm” she would have to ask “would you still love me if I wasn’t a young trust fund heiress with my own multi million pound brand?”

Matt wouldn’t even have the decency to squirm in the chair. “Of course darling, I would have love bombed you just the same”
 
Can you imagine having her kids over for a play date or to a party? You’d be worried about the judgement if you gave them pizza and curly fries 😂

They can’t have children over to play at their house and feed them the stuff they (appear to) feed their girls either.
 
Where Matt takes a stack of boring books from the “smart thinking” (aka manly business leaders) section at WH Smiths to avoid interacting with his family. He’s so busy!! Bae is never not working!! All those emails to reply to!!

Instead of Ella asking Matt “would you still love me if I was a worm” she would have to ask “would you still love me if I wasn’t a young trust fund heiress with my own multi million pound brand?”

Matt wouldn’t even have the decency to squirm in the chair. “Of course darling, I would have love bombed you just the same”

To be “fair” (because it’s still not really fair), I guess that’s why society matches were popular back in the day. You wouldn’t want any old scruff “courting” your heiress daughter. The Sainsburys were probably thrilled that a beloved politician’s son was interested in their child. It’s just odd to us because we’ve seen (a curated version of) it play out on social media.
 
Has Madeleine Shaw got a Tattle thread? She looks seriously gaunt
I get her newsletter & have noticed this for the past 6 months or so & that she’s always in gym wear. She obviously thinks she looks great but she is definitely looking more & more slight!
 
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