Cleaning with Mario #139 The Lying, the Bitch and the Bathrobe; the Chronicles of Klarnia

[Noseybonk]

Look at Marion and Deek’s wee pickles on show for everyone View attachment 3329821 q

Get te duck! That’s not a cheeseboard

just catching up
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Oh Gillian, are you trying to wind us all up ma lovelie.

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Maria, Detek and Ryn! Ma beak is clutched

I may have had a few too many of those lethal Xmas drinks too
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He definitely takes the fun out of Christmas. Feckin negative Nancy

Or if Gillian is spelling it - Nacy
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Yes, the three wise men were Maria, Detek and Ry. They brought gifts of grift, nofuckinsense and muff for the baby cheeses.

But was the muff batterated?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Jeez. he really does believe that he is sophisticated.

That ''cheese board'' is shite.

Yesterday he said he's had zero sleep but today he's had 5 nights of sleep!!!!!!!!
Using the ! as Mario would do lol.

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Remember this is his season, his time, he is the king of Christmas, that’s all he’s got to show for it? Where’s the Christmas switch on? Markets? Panto? Snow day we had? Christmas night out? Day/nights out with friends? Wax melt don’t count he was flocking that back in November. Saddest December I’ve seen nothing fun about that it’s all the flat and cat which we see daily anyways. So si
I mean does he not have days out with his niece to markets? Does he just do absolutely everything with Deed Deek. I go out or treat my niece and nephew any chance I get.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Ma lovely’s ah was just having a wee shoofty on that app ‘Instagram’ and noticed a pure amazing thing. Cos it turns out Mario’s attic is being used for science. Researchers at Richmond uni heard about Deek learning to drive so they huv, and so they decided to experiment on other residents.

Ahv screenshot it here but highly recommend going to check out the wee video cos you can see the cute wee beasties driving their wee cars around the attic of Beirut towers, avoiding hazards like chopped aff ears and the like so aye.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

He is actually aware that Santa doesn’t really exist right? I’m starting to wonder whether Smooth Brain and Deek still actually believe in the Big Man. Fully explains the bells and stockings despite the complete lack of children in their lives.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Remember this is his season, his time, he is the king of Christmas, that’s all he’s got to show for it? Where’s the Christmas switch on? Markets? Panto? Snow day we had? Christmas night out? Day/nights out with friends? Wax melt don’t count he was flocking that back in November. Saddest December I’ve seen nothing fun about that it’s all the flat and cat which we see daily anyways. So si
I mean does he not have days out with his niece to markets? Does he just do absolutely everything with Deed Deek. I go out or treat my niece and nephew any chance I get.

Daisy nieces would rather eat a krystal glittered turd cake, every single day, than be seen dead with Daisy Uncle.

 

[Madge2022]

Day 23. Rats squirrels huv taken ower the asylum. They hud tae escape during the night.

Cleaning with Mario #112 the earth & soul of failing at everything since 1983. Also

Honestly sometimes I wonder what it must be like in that bedsit. Mario ranting and raving about trolls, snakes all over this app and Derek sitting there with barely any clue what Instagram is, never mind tattle! 🤨 🫤 After a hard day of pushing the trolleys it sounds like the perfect tonic

tattle.life

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

His lips look like a baboons arse.
That’s all.