Cleaning with Mario #139 The Lying, the Bitch and the Bathrobe; the Chronicles of Klarnia

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mammaof3 said:
Yes, he does indeed add his weekends into his annual leave. Idiot he is.

Evidence from last year.

He says he dosna work weekends.

He says he has 4 days oof every year at Christmas (but 2 of those are bank holidays) and then again 4 days oof at New Year.

He had a few days oof at the beginning of Dec then he worked until Fri 22nd then back on the 27th Dec.

So I think the cleaners are all on a rota to share the year's holidays for annual leave, this is why he's taken them oof like he has.

From last year's chat on Dec 15th.

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He really said working Monday to Friday is a stretch 🤣🤣🤣 that’s the reality when you’re adulting Marion.
 
Status:PiningTheBog said:
Re the squirrels, my parents had them in the loft a few years ago, and I’m not joking, the advice was to buy a humane trap catch one at a time and drown them in a big bin of water with something heavy on top to keep the cage submerged. My lovely, kind, sweet parents were aghast, we can’t possibly do that etc etc. they bought their house back off the bank many years ago, but are retired. The pest control companies charge was astronomical, and would be lengthy as you have to wait around to trap them, or poison them and risk them rotting above your head etc.

They bought the trap, started to catch them and driving to the local park and releasing them. Within the week the little bastards came back. My parents were so frustrated and sleep deprived they tried the drowning technique, obviously effective, I went to meet mum for a coffee and I’ll never forget when asking my darling, beautiful mother how squirrel disposal was going she looked me dead in the eye and defiantly said “I’m doing about 3 a day, they’re almost gone” 😂😂😂 it was terrifying how desensitised she’d become to it 😂😂😂😂. Needs must I suppose. Squirrels are, after all, rats with cuter outfits.

So aye, Mario, there is something you can do, and if my parents in their late 60’s can. You should, you waste of space. Stop expecting the council to do everything for you.
You bleeping Fanny.
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I’m sorry your poor parents had to endure that, but this sounds like it would make a brilliant episode of a sitcom 😂🐿️
 
Don’t stress about Christmas it’s over in a day coming from someone that doesn’t need worry about buying for kids, large family, cooking or hosting for more than 1 person. Shut up Marion easy for you to say because you only have about 5 folk to buy for and only cook for you and Deed Deek, in fact does even he cook for them or go to someone else’s? I’ve seen him show off the m&s food book but ends up buying ready meals and doesn’t show us an Xmas dinner from m&s couldn’t imagine him paying £70 for a turkey for 2 them.
 
I'm more excited about the days in between Xmas and New year cause that's when I meet up with all my different friend groups and see family, go to the panto etc, why does he think it finishes on Xmas day; bleeping weirdo. Actually answered my own question; he has no friends and his family barely tolerate him
 
muscadet said:
I'm more excited about the days in between Xmas and New year cause that's when I meet up with all my different friend groups and see family, go to the panto etc, why does he think it finishes on Xmas day; bleeping weirdo. Actually answered my own question; he has no friends and his family barely tolerate him
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I'm exactly the same. Love it all, right through to the football on the 2nd!
He's a weird wee man right enough and that "Dec so far" is tragic-a tree, candle and a cat 😆 hate to break it to you beaky but folk use them to showcase what they've did that month. Nothing for the king of Christmas in December so si
 
muscadet said:
I'm more excited about the days in between Xmas and New year cause that's when I meet up with all my different friend groups and see family, go to the panto etc, why does he think it finishes on Xmas day; bleeping weirdo. Actually answered my own question; he has no friends and his family barely tolerate him
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He definitely takes the fun out of Christmas. Feckin negative Nancy 😤
 
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