Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

[DaisyDeluxe]

Once we find out which boujie spoons he graced his presence with, I think it needs a wee trip advisor review!

 

[Licketyspit]

I'm out for dinner and a few drinks tonight in town. Think I'll do a tour of all the Spoons and side eye people with a disgusted look on my face. I'll wear trainers so I can get a head start oot the door.
He says Oh c'mon Glasgow or words to that effect, as in what are you playing at with these lowlife people?
Wee fanny's lucky he didnae have his head in his hands to play with.
Stick to Seedyhill Marion were your reality of a Bbq in your garden is a shopping trolley grill over burning rubbish bins and a ring doorbell inside your bogging close, you true wee scheme rat.
Hard of realism.
Also.

 

[mammaof3]

Not posted since he wrote about the vilest spoons in Glasgow. He wrote it as if he was still there.

so

Has he been recognised and mobbed for the zeleb he is?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Someone make Mario a banner

 

[Madge2022]

Not posted since he wrote about the vilest spoons in Glasgow. He wrote it as if he was still there.

so

Has he been recognised and mobbed for the zeleb he is?

Mair like pitchforks if wan oaf his lovelies wuz in at the same time after wit he said.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Dunno why he’s so obsessed about breakfast from that place spoons.
It looks utter rank

 

[Luckycorr13]

Ahm in a place called "The Craig Dhu" and I'm TERRIFIED at the Saturday clientele.
My.God.
Imagine coming to a pub oan a Saturday and people have the audacity to be drinking.
No good enough, ah wanted fine dining n peace n quiet wae blankets n wax melts!

Factual.

 

[Licketyspit]

Right hens I'm gonnae huv a wee disco nap before I get my glam oan. Gonna pack some disinfectant spray in ma savers bag so I can protect myself from the bogging hordes tonight. Don't know which one of the fragrances to wear oot ma scent wardrobe but will huv tae go easy in case I gas the McGills driver with my choice. Less is more ma lovelies.

 

[Bee Sting]

Seen this its made for beaky after her rant

 

[GreaseSpot]

What if they were a cleaner down at the Spoons so it got a basic clean from whoever did what they could before their other job that is their job?!
This kicking off from A. A. Gill, renowned food critic who lives for his fine dining and who also tells us to think about the forgotten people that are cleaners
Make it make sense. All so Beak & Deek can get a fry up for a fiver.
#tightasfook
#naeclass
#doublestandards
Factual

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Not posted since he wrote about the vilest spoons in Glasgow. He wrote it as if he was still there.

so

Has he been recognised and mobbed for the zeleb he is?

Disnae want tae compromise his security hen!

 

[Sloppys]

Av said it before hens, only time a spoons breakfast is acceptable is when you’re literally hanging oot your arse after a night out and everyone else in spoons is in the same boat. Me and ma pals from uni always end up in there when we meet up in Birmingham and literally everyone in the one on broad street is sat there hanging with a wee little over night bag on a Sunday morning.
Our spoons at hame a pure pisser for entertainment. You sit upstairs if you huv some class and people watch all the drunks and old men downstairs.
The audacity of him to be moaning about. There’s thousands of places he could go and eat but he chooses to go in there .

 

[MrsJ2000]

Get cosy with him?! I’m at my seaside caravan (smell the coastal wealth ) sitting outside in the sunshine, it’s bloody beautiful. He’s not all there!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Av said it before hens, only time a spoons breakfast is acceptable is when you’re literally hanging oot your arse after a night out and everyone else in spoons is in the same boat. Me and ma pals from uni always end up in there when we meet up in Birmingham and literally everyone in the one on broad street is sat there hanging with a wee little over night bag on a Sunday morning.
Our spoons at hame a pure pisser for entertainment. You sit upstairs if you huv some class and people watch all the drunks and old men downstairs.
The audacity of him to be moaning about. There’s thousands of places he could go and eat but he chooses to go in there .

I’ve been in that Spoons many years ago, done really good deals on booze that we are no allowed up here across the water.

 

[mammaof3]

Get cosy with Mario lovelies...


Cozy?

 

[gilly31]

The fake shower scene!!

is it cause he canny run a cosy bath wae candles like the other insta huns??

hard of a bath, so aye!

 

[Madge2022]

Hens, ah nearly gouged ma ain eyes oot when he put oan the shower, ah thought he wuz gonni pop up in the scud, his wee button mushroom boaby standing tae attention

Very weird choice of song tae, utter fanny vibes, also.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

The cheapest white company house coat not even the fluffy one that’s more expensive it’s always cheapest thing he buys wither it’s Flannels or the white company.
It’s a women’s dressing gown… also
Genuine question why does he wear women’s perfume or women’s clothes at times? It’s bizarre if your not transgender.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Aww cosy.

I’m on a boat getting ma bespoke vitamin D because it’s bleeping sunny ya prize knob.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Nothing more authentic in a reel when you can see the reflection of the person filming themselves