Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

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Yes I think he's that useless at this influencer gig that 4 months after he's come back from holiday he's suddenly thought that maybe he could try and blag a gifted holiday to Lindsay Rotte. Obviously the time to think of this would've been on said holiday so he could have filmed the local area, excursions, the hotel facilities etc but alas oor Mario is hard of brains and is now hoping that just saying repeatedly on his stories that he's been a one man boost for Lanza tourism will be enough 😂
 
Hope when he's in GC he takes a wrong turn and ends up on the scuddie beach. He'd die with his legs up in the air when he clocks big Kurt fae Germany warming up wae star jumps before a game of volleyball wae his knackers swinging aboot.
He'd probably scream and cover Deeks eyes wae his jumper he's had tied roon his neck trying to channel their Club Tropicana Wham style vibes.

 
He just sits there making stuff up.
Of course you haven't influenced so many hunners of lovelies to go to Lindsay Rotte.
bleeping weirdo

Clutching ma bespoke beak at the thought of someone who doesn't ken him, giving a description of his appearance to the Polis.
5 foot1
Bright red face
Bulbous eyes
Abnormally huge wonky nose
Bald patches but stuck up hair
 
Love love LOVE the bespoke bougie cables shining through the so much newness neon sign 🥰
 

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SuzyE said:
Perfect!. Billy no mates, Mario 😂

Things that never happened. Made up by Mario 🤭
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Heres the thing. She didn’t show anyone anything of actual Lindsay though. No views, no sights, no culture. All we got was the nightly balcony fashion show (which was worth it’s gold in weight, nae debates), a shot of the entrance tae a mall, a beach shot, reception, umpteen selfies with his third degree sunburnt face and pictures of his fine dining that wasnae fine dining. How has anyone been influenced? Travel blogger she is not. Stick to not cleaning McShite.
 
SuzyE said:
Perfect!. Billy no mates, Mario 😂

Things that never happened. Made up by Mario 🤭
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Naw feck off Paisley Pinocchio, nae wunner his beak is so big 🤥
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honey&lemon said:
They went away 4 months ago. Is he seriously suggesting that in that time “so many” people spontaneously decided to go to Costa Teguise purely because he went?! He’s actually unhinged!
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No even enough time tae pack their suitcase and leave it behind the couch for a year.
 
FoksiOska said:
"none of it was an ad or review, it was all paid for" of course it was paid for by him. Does he honestly think he's a big enough influencer to have had a holiday #gifted to him?! 😂 If it wasnt for Tattle I'd have never heard of him. Fkin delusional twit
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He makes me cringe so much. He gets gifted bottles of fabric softener twice a year. Nae fucker is thinking you was gifted a week oot of season in a basic all inclusive hen 😂
 
I must admit that I have been influenced by Mario this week.

Not to compromise my security, but I've got some flatpack from a small independent Swedish business to build today. And Mario has influenced me to take extra care in assembly and installation so the fucker doesn't buckle under the weight of my effects.
 
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