Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Someone from Spain hen ?

She's the one who used to sell him his Spanish cleaning products, but I've just had a wee nosey, and she's a painter now. She's been trusted in the safe space to paint, watch Rayn and sniff his stovies all day while he nips out for his 14 minute shift.

 

[GreaseSpot]

Tbf that is the only way to eat bread and butter and I will die on this hill.

Hard of low cholesterol

Same arteries here ma lovelie. Butter is
But I draw the line at sullying it with his stovies.
Am nooo hard of taste buds

 

[mammaof3]

So the silly bastard has put on a slow cooker at 8.30, to eat tonight? And it's on high!

That will be ready to eat at lunchtime.

It's gonna be as sloppy as fook tonight. Like baby food.

Jeez, you can tell he isn't following the crockpot recipe book as that horror won't be in it.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Mind when that wee small business Wayfair used one of his photos and he was away to take legal action against them,

The Mario lore is extensive at this point, it would rival War & Peace

 

[Madge2022]

Aye but remember.....HE'S NAE A COOK!

How dare youse, afore Delia McKnight telt us tae boil oor mince ah wuz making it aw rang, ah'm pyoor affronted fur masel, also.

And who disni like a fried egg huving a bath in oil #finedining

 

[LisaLandry]

Since when did stovies have carrot in it?! Moron

 

[welshgirl2021]

Has it got corned beef in it?

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Has it got corned beef in it?

Looks like chopped up Lorne sausage??!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

So the silly bastard has put on a slow cooker at 8.30, to eat tonight? And it's on high!

That will be ready to eat at lunchtime.

It's gonna be as sloppy as fook tonight. Like baby food.

Jeez, you can tell he isn't following the crockpot recipe book as that horror won't be in it.


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Hen, he'll be home from work after 30 minutes, dinner will be12:30pm he'll be in bed by 5pm.

 

[Madge2022]

Hen, he'll be home from work after 30 minutes, dinner will be12:30pm he'll be in bed by 5pm.

No before a picture of the monstrosity dinner with a bit of baguette with half a tub of lurpark on it, delish!

 

[Rach8456]

Is…. Is he going to have sex with his dinner?

 

[mutleypaws]

Marie admitting he lives in a crackden just sent me.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I know this sounds sexist but are two grown men not mortified having to get a woman in to decorate their 400sqft flat?

 

[DeloresBawbag]

So last night his ‘so much to do tonight’ was moving the couch away from the wall of the postage stamp? God the pressure on his evening must’ve been overwhelming.

And how is he not mortified showing Deek sat there waiting on a trade to paint that wee wall? Day off work to watch the painter take a couple of hours to paint a room? I’ve got a job and weans with swimming and football and music stuff every night in life, elderly parents to care and cook for, volunteer for a charity, and I still manage to paint my own walls cos it’s not bloomin difficult!

And those stovies look rank Mario. Brown the sausages and veg you absolute walloper.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

So the silly bastard has put on a slow cooker at 8.30, to eat tonight? And it's on high!

That will be ready to eat at lunchtime.

It's gonna be as sloppy as fook tonight. Like baby food.

Jeez, you can tell he isn't following the crockpot recipe book as that horror won't be in it.


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Just proves he is out about 11, works 12-4. I reckon Deed Deek is only one that actually works 6-3ish because he always finishes to meet big nose Marion after his shift.

 

[SuzyE]

Hinch has posted. Let's see if he posts and gets ignored again

 

[Sloppys]

If she ignores him again we will definitely be treated to an absolutely fine rant this weekend

 

[twilightgarden]

Never push a loyal person past the point they no longer care

IYKYK
#snakesawoverthatapp
#amfine

 

[Skyflier6727]

Forgive me if I’m wrong but are your skirting boards not on yer wall??

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Forgive me if I’m wrong but are your skirting boards not on yer wall??

Why would you be scrubbing walls? And if you did why? It’s just been painted… Walls done need scrubbed.
Well done Marion medal just for you having a clean home like rest the population.