Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

[YR80]

He's noo putting how many months/weeks/days it will be to Christmas.

Sad.


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I hate this crap. It’s still 1/4 of the year away!! Shut up, Marion!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Can you remember when he went to London with Hannah and stayed in that teeny tiny room and was posting pictures of it like it was a 5 star hotel.

Did he not moan about the noise coming from the next room I mean would think he was in a bespoke countryside lodge but it’s London and time of year obviously going be parties going on the eejit.

 

[Ferguson]

Can you remember when he went to London with Hannah and stayed in that teeny tiny room and was posting pictures of it like it was a 5 star hotel.

Pahhh hahaha the budget saver single room. No window

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Marion his name is Derek, not Gem. That's Derek.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

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Marion his name is Derek, not Gem. That's Derek.

Whit fuckery in the name of filters is going oan here hen?! Wee Deeks feet are longer than his heid an we all ken he gets his trainers fram the junior range.

 

[Madge2022]

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Marion his name is Derek, not Gem. That's Derek.

Ah hud tae check that wasn't a Photoshop jobby hen

Beak is utter trolling us, if we called it a crack den he'd be going radio rental, so much for his lecture about people looking down on council tenants

Also, did he take that picture through a goldfish bowl, so Si?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Who the duck is Auntie Gem?

 

[Ferguson]

Who the duck is Auntie Gem?

Friends with Julie, works with Sandra, lives opposite Wilma C xx

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Imagine two grown arse men not being able to plaster and paint a wall. Can’t decide if they’re completely inept or just pure bleeping lazy.
Hard of decorating skills.
hard of hard work.
Hard of doing anything but sitting in the sofa.

 

[Babybail93]

Paint the room yourself, ya fat bleep. You only work 32 minutes a day!

 

[Zofloragirl]

I hate this crap. It’s still 1/4 of the year away!! Shut up, Marion!

Has Autumn finished?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Has Autumn finished?

Autumn? That's so last year hen.

 

[Shrekssister]

Cannae believe how much bigger his wee hovel looks with all the shite removed. How does he no look at that and bin everything?

Also to echo, who the fucks auntie gem? Is there a bespoke carbon monoxide leak? Should we alert small business scottish gas?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

His decorators are in so he isn’t using same people from last time he’s getting his “pal” to do it the one that gets his junk when he’s had enough of it.
Funny all sudden he’s hanging about this pal again more we user Marion looking for mate rates.
If you look at her page she resembles Marion a little it’s almost like Gem is a sis from another Miss.

Wall doesn’t even look that bad he could had done it himself. What’s even wrong with the wall? Just needs painted or is he changing it altogether? I need all info Marion.

 

[longtimestalker]

Crackden?.. he's finally admitted it guys

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Cannae believe how much bigger his wee hovel looks with all the shite removed. How does he no look at that and bin everything?

Also to echo, who the fucks auntie gem? Is there a bespoke carbon monoxide leak? Should we alert small business scottish gas?

Don’t be fooled hen 0.5 zoom and 4k quality IYKYK.

 

[Shrekssister]

Don’t be fooled hen 0.5 zoom and 4k quality IYKYK.

Idkbigtk ma hen. Bet deeks been doing Roly polys up and down the floor like weans do

 

[Karenharte17]

How dare youse insinuate that fat, asexual hermaphrodite has any sexual feelings, the noo!
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Hermaphrodite

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Auntie Gem is Rayns au pair. I think she sells Spanish cleaning stuff?

 

[Rach8456]

He has them double hinged windaes that open inward. Just do them yourself. You are a “cleaning” OG influencer afterall ya fat bleep

“Fat bleep” has me SCREAMING