Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

[SuzyE]

So these stovies. Is the whole thing basically a casserole?.

I'll pass on that

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

So these stovies. Is the whole thing basically a casserole?.

I'll pass on that
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If she is the best why haven’t he used her before? Just saying.

 

[twilightgarden]

Gads those “stovies” look like wan o the rats from the loft squirrels has crawled into a bowl of shite and died. He’s so rotten. Even if Deek was flying high with the munchies surely he wouldn’t eat that.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

She's the one who used to sell him his Spanish cleaning products, but I've just had a wee nosey, and she's a painter now. She's been trusted in the safe space to paint, watch Rayn and sniff his stovies all day while he nips out for his 14 minute shift.

Thanks hen. IDKBGTK aye

 

[Ferguson]

So these stovies. Is the whole thing basically a casserole?.

I'll pass on that
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Why is he using the and no the

Is he black now?

 

[Luckycorr13]

His stovies look like last weeks shat oot Castlevicchi
Deed body stew mare like Marion.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hope the absolute filth of a pig, packs his wee tin the morrow in his savers bag. He'll need it after that bowl of tit.

 

[UndeclaredAd]

Forgive me if I’m wrong but are your skirting boards not on yer wall??

That looks like suhin my Labrador would regurgitate.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Do you ever catch yourself saying something out loud and then think to yourself “hmm I probably shouldn’t have said that. That probably made me sound a bit thick”. That’s Mario’s Instagram captions every day. Severe learning difficulties, that one.

 

[AllieBee]

That looks like suhin my Labrador would regurgitate.

It looks like something my dog shits out. How can he eat it, it looks so gross. I would rather have girl dinner

 

[Poptart]

Why would you need to scrub freshly painted walls? You are supposed to clean walls and skirting boards before painting. He just talks tit to make it look like hes been busy when he does duck all.

 

[Karenharte17]

Hope the absolute filth of a pig, packs his wee tin the morrow in his savers bag. He'll need it after that bowl of tit.
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The pic on it
His beak his belly

 

[UndeclaredAd]

Thread suggestion - stovies like water, just like his patter.

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Tbf that is the only way to eat bread and butter and I will die on this hill.

Hard of low cholesterol

Especially the plain bread heelie (East coast term, yous closer to maz may call it a different name)

I showed my mum the stovies lastnight on way home from Edinburgh (not on a mcgills), she looked horrified and shouted "is he boiling lorne?" And was disgusted to see carrots on it! Now stovies in my neck of the woods are made with corned beef, tatties, onions and the slightest bit of gravy, literally a splash so for there to be more unappealing slop than ours, that says a lot. (I'm vegan so I dinna eat stovies anymore, but I did get to ken when I was younger, often, and they were a stapul, despite looking and sounding shite).

Hard of stovies.

 

[Zofloragirl]

It could be my Kerry Katonas but I can’t see the difference. It’s the smallest patch of damp/damage. He could have sorted that himself.

 

[SuzyE]

It could be my Kerry Katonas but I can’t see the difference. It’s the smallest patch of damp/damage. He could have sorted that himself.

I can't either. The picture probably hid it. He's such a fanny

 

[menopausalmargrit]

It could be my Kerry Katonas but I can’t see the difference. It’s the smallest patch of damp/damage. He could have sorted that himself.

The whole place needs pulled down and rebuilt before you’ll see any difference ma lovelie. Hope that helps xx

 

[Freefalling]

The whole place needs pulled down and rebuilt before you’ll see any difference ma lovelie. Hope that helps xx

Wash your mouth out, are you refering to his beautiful home, safe place, their house that's loved and adored by so many?

Wish he'd launch that bloody picture down the communal shoot, so bloody weird having your brother's panto parts on your wall. Just shows his lack of any achievement. Can absolutely understand Johnny and their parents having one but a sibling, weird.

The lack of any ambition to move/better themselves is depressing. The buzz of picking up the keys to your new home is like nothing else something he'll never experience, well unless you count getting the keys to your sheltered housing digs

Hey Maz, we alllllll know you read here, Tesco have tubs of sweets on clubcard, £3.95 instead of £6. Time to stock up, Christmas is only 3 months away. Heider!

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Especially the plain bread heelie (East coast term, yous closer to maz may call it a different name)

I showed my mum the stovies lastnight on way home from Edinburgh (not on a mcgills), she looked horrified and shouted "is he boiling lorne?" And was disgusted to see carrots on it! Now stovies in my neck of the woods are made with corned beef, tatties, onions and the slightest bit of gravy, literally a splash so for there to be more unappealing slop than ours, that says a lot. (I'm vegan so I dinna eat stovies anymore, but I did get to ken when I was younger, often, and they were a stapul, despite looking and sounding shite).

Hard of stovies.

I throw the ends of bread away I dunno what else to do with them
Hard of bread so aye

 

[Ferguson]

It could be my Kerry Katonas but I can’t see the difference. It’s the smallest patch of damp/damage. He could have sorted that himself.

When he says massive difference, does he mean exactly the same?

Hard of differentiation