Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

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He's noo putting how many months/weeks/days it will be to Christmas.

Sad.


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ohdoris said:
He needs to sit down & get some class. Nightsleeper is nowhere near the same level as Happy Valley & the Queen that is Catherine Cawood. Swerve back into your Jo Molane & stick to cushion covers & wax melts Hen!
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I'm surprised he watched it. With him forever doing stories, browsing the Internet, YouTube etc...l always got the impression dramas like that his tiny brain couldn't cope with having to concentrate 🤪
 
Jesus since May Hinch has posted and Marion has commented every post and she hasn’t even liked or acknowledged him… MAY hen 5 months hens I hope she has cut him off after using her Dads death as content and to get attention. He’s never met or knew her Dad so he had no right doing that.
Sorry for going off topic but fact he’s put love ya doll and she ignored 🤣😍
 
hopethishelpsallthebest said:
I know! I would never blurt out on here, about them being naked, tongues down each other's throat while docking each other's tiny nubbins. (If you don't know docking don't get tae know, or you'll be clutching your hoosecoats) so aye, I'm affronted. I'd never say it on here. Also.
Tut tut @Noseybonk
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Because I am a 99% troll nosey bastard I mop kicked ma way straight over to Urban Dictionary to research docking. I now can't unsee tweedledum and tweedledee in the bumming fort stretching musty foreskin.

Jesus wept you have swerved right oot of your Jo Molane this dayn of dawn hen. Blocked and reported. I'm heading down to that small business B&M so I can buy a hunner pounds worth of Autumnal tat so I can decorate ma safe space and so forth.

Including this bespoke photae of Marlin's fake tan journey to make you boke aswell ya bleep 🐍 wummin
Man in a dug
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hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Ma lovelie, just say your passions are no my passions, aw stay in your ain lanes and if your depressed then just try your best. Then mop kick them the duck out of there. Work should take no longer than 15 minutes a day hen.
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This is very true. I had a very dull morning only brightened up when I read about Beaks nubbins! Sadly they asked me to explain what was funny when I burst out laughing with my mic on, I came up with some ridiculous excuse about my dog rather than say I was laughing at Mario's nubbin! They wouldn't have known who Mario was
 
mrsbucket said:
The honking orange throw reminds me of the easyJet chain of hotels. The rooms are so wee you can brush your teeth at the sink with wan leg already in bed. Much like the Paisley rabbit hutch but without the smell of weed and cat piss hinging in the air.
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Can you remember when he went to London with Hannah and stayed in that teeny tiny room and was posting pictures of it like it was a 5 star hotel. 🤦‍♀️
 
thatsnotstrictlytrue said:
Show him this ma lovelie, it’s the only way, so aye
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I feel like I’ve hit a milestone ma lovelies. All kinds of inappropriate shite falls oot of ma mouth on this and other Tattle threads, if I think it I will say it 🥳.

Yet it’s only in the last 24 hours I’ve had a red card. Now I’ve had two. 😉🤣. I’ve been hiding in plain sight, like oor Marion.

Edit - and thats nicer that the picture I wanted to use or it would be card no 3

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Noseybonk said:
I feel like I’ve hit a milestone ma lovelies. All kinds of inappropriate shite falls oot of ma mouth on this and other Tattle threads, if I think it I will say it 🥳.

Yet it’s only in the last 24 hours I’ve had a red card. Now I’ve had two. 😉🤣. I’ve been hiding in plain sight, like oor Marion.

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You just can’t hide from the red card ma lovelie 😂
 
hopethishelpsallthebest said:
I know! I would never blurt out on here, about them being naked, tongues down each other's throat while docking each other's tiny nubbins. (If you don't know docking don't get tae know, or you'll be clutching your hoosecoats) so aye, I'm affronted. I'd never say it on here. Also.
Tut tut @Noseybonk
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That's some bespoke knowledge of bouji practices you've got there, fair play 🙌
Versatile and informative as well as artistic. You may just be my hero amongst these beautiful bleep wummin.
 
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