Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

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Hello ma lovelies. Hinch ignoring him is both joyous but also maximum cringe. 🫣

I think Kryten Heid also posted underneath Marion, as she seems to be the peacemaker/mood calmer between Marion and Hinch. Krytem seemed to get involved after all that stuff with girl Katie and the “🐍 on this app” rant.

This time though, it’s not worked and Hinch is STILL ignoring him. Oh Mario, what have you done, we did warn you at the time….🙊

On topic, I have posted this before. I see this in the same shop, in the same spot every time we have visited the big GC. I wonder if he will buy one for his mansion 🤪

Spine Bright 🥔💙

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Noseybonk said:
Hello ma lovelies. Hinch ignoring him is both joyous but also maximum cringe. 🫣

I think Kryten Heid also posted underneath Marion, as she seems to be the peacemaker/mood calmer between Marion and Hinch. Krytem seemed to get involved after all that stuff with girl Katie and the “🐍 on this app” rant.

This time though, it’s not worked and Hinch is STILL ignoring him. Oh Mario, what have you done, we did warn you at the time….🙊

On topic, I have posted this before. I see this in the same shop, in the same spot every time we have visited the big GC. I wonder if he will buy one for his mansion 🤪

Spine Bright 🥔💙

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We collect these number plates from our travels and have a whole wall of them in the garden for memories. If only Mario had a garden to put them in, or even travelled to have more than one 😂
 
Noseybonk said:
Hello ma lovelies. Hinch ignoring him is both joyous but also maximum cringe. 🫣

I think Kryten Heid also posted underneath Marion, as she seems to be the peacemaker/mood calmer between Marion and Hinch. Krytem seemed to get involved after all that stuff with girl Katie and the “🐍 on this app” rant.

This time though, it’s not worked and Hinch is STILL ignoring him. Oh Mario, what have you done, we did warn you at the time….🙊

On topic, I have posted this before. I see this in the same shop, in the same spot every time we have visited the big GC. I wonder if he will buy one for his mansion 🤪

Spine Bright 🥔💙

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Wax Melts comment gave me the ick. It sounded as though they were really pushing hinch for another invite! Why doesn't Mario invite them to his palatial pad in Paisley? Oh hang on....
 
Controversial opinion maybe but I think Hinch messages him directly. She throws him a breadcrumb of hope to keep him sweet but he's like the girlfriend she's embarrassed to be seen in public with. And when I say message directly, I mean DM on instagram because there is no way he has her phone number.

If I'm wrong he is even mair tragic and desperate than I thought!
 
mrsbucket said:
Controversial opinion maybe but I think Hinch messages him directly. She throws him a breadcrumb of hope to keep him sweet but he's like the girlfriend she's embarrassed to be seen in public with. And when I say message directly, I mean DM on instagram because there is no way he has her phone number.

If I'm wrong he is even mair tragic and desperate than I thought!
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She definitely used to DM him. She’s a shrewd one. Always kept him on side, but never too close. I think now she has proper longed him off though 😂 she’s got the dead daddy golden ticket now. Doesn’t need Mario
 
GreaseSpot said:
Swerving oot of ma Jo Molane to say I've seen the first advert for the advent calendar for this year from that small business Jo Malone. Smell the wealth of ma cookie and browser history 😜

Will Uncle Fester partake of this 2024 marble box at the bargain price of over £200?! Can the over shitter shelf cope with more unused products?
Will he hang the shower gel baubles on the tree?

Wintum is coming.
Jo Molane
Aspirational shitter shelf
So much bargains and newness
Baubles deep in the bumming fort
Petty cash and klarna
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Ah wunner if he will get a personalised bauble fur Hinch's dad, that would be one way of getting her attention. Wi his spelling will say wi the angles noo.
 
Babybail93 said:
She definitely used to DM him. She’s a shrewd one. Always kept him on side, but never too close. I think now she has proper longed him off though 😂 she’s got the dead daddy golden ticket now. Doesn’t need Mario
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I agree she used to occasionally reply in public, but it's been nothing since he posted about her dad. His messages are getting a wee whiff of desperation about them now, she's defo patching him.
 
Babybail93 said:
She definitely used to DM him. She’s a shrewd one. Always kept him on side, but never too close. I think now she has proper longed him off though 😂 she’s got the dead daddy golden ticket now. Doesn’t need Mario
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Shrekssister said:
I agree she used to occasionally reply in public, but it's been nothing since he posted about her dad. His messages are getting a wee whiff of desperation about them now, she's defo patching him.
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Bahaha I hope you're both right. I wouldn't blame her.. the Hinch x Mario fake friendship was always more beneficial to Mario than the other way roond. She probably doesn't want to be associated with an illiterate, foul mouthed, halitosis-ridden scheme slug anymair.
 
Licketyspit said:
He's like Hyacinth Bouqet. Thinks he's so superior to others and sits being judgey because he thinks he's all classy and bougee.
Fact check Mazda - You're a friendless, arse licking wee hobbit that lives in a war zone. You deffo stick down your fiancé's eyebrows with a licked finger and make sure his tshirts tucked into his troosers before he goes oot tae work in the morning.
Even you're morally bankrupt girlie gang joost barely tolerate you. So before you give your unsolicited opinion on others, remove the clothes airer in front of your full length mirror and take a long hard look with your poached egg eyes ya wee fud.
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POACHED EGG EYES 😭😹😂 Naw hen I am bleeping deceased 😂😂
 
Exhausted Pigeon said:
Anyone remember from the OG cleaning threads, when Hinch used to message Lou. Then when Lou declared them besties, Hinch completely swerved her. So she definitely has form for this.
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I remember this 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Do you remember the £2 charity book (which was basically a really short word doc). It was a nice idea for a good cause but they all said Hinch would be in it….

Except she clearly didn’t want to as she had her own first book coming oot.

To get around it they printed a text convo between Little Miss Mops and Hinch to include as Hinchs contribution 🫣. Hinchy has been pieing people off for years! I was a full sheep at this point and so I bought it
 
What a sad sack bragging about getting a new phone like a wee teenage gurl. Especially sad coming from someone living in a crumbling 1 bedroom postage stamp with leaking ceilings, rats living in the roof space, dodging chewed off ears in the common areas and so rough you can’t even hang your Christmas wreath outside.

Is he also so technologically inept he doesn’t understand you can just clone one iPhone to a new one these days. Back everything up and re-download it to the new device. All you need to do is sign into your apps again. He seems like he’s too hard of brain cells to operate anything fancier than a Nokia 3210.
 
Icantwiththesepeople said:
What a sad sack bragging about getting a new phone like a wee teenage gurl. Especially sad coming from someone living in a crumbling 1 bedroom postage stamp with leaking ceilings, rats living in the roof space, dodging chewed off ears in the common areas and so rough you can’t even hang your Christmas wreath outside.

Is he also so technologically inept he doesn’t understand you can just clone one iPhone to a new one these days. Back everything up and re-download it to the new device. All you need to do is sign into your apps again. He seems like he’s too hard of brain cells to operate anything fancier than a Nokia 3210.
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I've just recently upgraded my Samsung and it was always easy to transfer, but this time it was even easier. Everything was transferred the minute l put the new sim in, then like you say it was just the passwords to be done.

Mario's a thick git 😂
 
SuzyE said:
I've just recently upgraded my Samsung and it was always easy to transfer, but this time it was even easier. Everything was transferred the minute l put the new sim in, then like you say it was just the passwords to be done.

Mario's a thick git 😂
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Hen, Mario isn’t dealing with passwords his are passWARDS. His words nae mine. Completely different to us normal folk. His are bespoke and boujee. Hopefully he loses his passward to insta.
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Icantwiththesepeople said:
What a sad sack bragging about getting a new phone like a wee teenage gurl. Especially sad coming from someone living in a crumbling 1 bedroom postage stamp with leaking ceilings, rats living in the roof space, dodging chewed off ears in the common areas and so rough you can’t even hang your Christmas wreath outside.

Is he also so technologically inept he doesn’t understand you can just clone one iPhone to a new one these days. Back everything up and re-download it to the new device. All you need to do is sign into your apps again. He seems like he’s too hard of brain cells to operate anything fancier than a Nokia 3210.
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Lay off the technologically inept, capesh!

My phone is so old I don't get WhatsApp notifications anymore, which isn't a bad thing 🤣 only other app I have installed is Instagram as don't have enough memory for much else.

I also thought I had a Samsung until I had to restart it one day and it said Hello Moto, so obviously not a Samsung. 🤷‍♀️

Beak wud be affronted that the latest phone upgrade isnae ma passion and nae debates.
 
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