Cleaning With Mario #132 He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts.

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Ah’ve been busy with ma joab that is ma fuhltime joab getting ready to take some bespoke annual leave so haven’t been online much but I’m pyoor clutching ma beak at his scheduled meltdoon.

Poor Hinch, losing her dad and her rock in the same year. I’m still cringing at his pick me antics over the weekend to try and get her attention.

If he ever comes to ma hoose that’s actually a hoose and not rented from that wee small business the bank, he’d better no go poking through my bespoke collection of designer bag dust bags because three one of them hooses ma wee collection of toys for ma fanny that is actually a fanny and not an instacunt.

Tattie hearts and raging sharts to youse all 💎
Mwah 💋
 
Stock up date for his limited edition fast selling tat.

Released nearly 2 weeks ago.


Wax melts have sold = 591.

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Oil has sold = 184.

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He’s so cringy. All them genuine fake designer bags he brought from Lindsey Rotty. All them perfumes not even used, going off by the day.
Why doesn’t he unfollow Hinch? Put his money where his mouth is. It’s quite frankly embarrassing. She wants nothing to do with him and I do think that post he did about her a few months ago was actually when she thought she can’t even be arsed to even keep him at arms length. She’s cut ties and even if she shared something of his or commented on a post I wouldn’t believe they are actually friends. Come to think of it.. where are all his other fake insta lassies recently aswell? Doesn’t help he’s so bitter about everything aswell.
 
Icantwiththesepeople said:
Does he know proper wealthy people don’t keep the bags and packaging designer things come in? I mean, in a little rat girl that collects scraps and pretty things for my junk journal which sometimes includes packaging….. But the rest goes in the recycling! Keeping all the boxes and bags stuff comes in it proper hoarder behaviour, nae debates. It’s like when you get a new phone. Yeah maybe keep it for a couple of weeks in case you need to return, but after that, throw the fucker out!
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It’s akin to me keeping ma Jane Norman carrier from my school bag to take ma PE kit in back in ‘nam (2004 to be precise)
 
AwwCosyWivDeek said:
Ah’ve been busy with ma joab that is ma fuhltime joab getting ready to take some bespoke annual leave so haven’t been online much but I’m pyoor clutching ma beak at his scheduled meltdoon.

Poor Hinch, losing her dad and her rock in the same year. I’m still cringing at his pick me antics over the weekend to try and get her attention.

If he ever comes to ma hoose that’s actually a hoose and not rented from that wee small business the bank, he’d better no go poking through my bespoke collection of designer bag dust bags because three one of them hooses ma wee collection of toys for ma fanny that is actually a fanny and not an instacunt.

Tattie hearts and raging sharts to youse all 💎
Mwah 💋
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FFS hen, how many toys does your Shereen Nanjiani need? Ah bet they urni left long enough to collect dust, also.

Mair dildos than @hopethishelpsallthebest Google history ya dirty mare!
 
Anti-influencer said:
Hens I’m shaking the bed laughing at this TikTok av just seen 😭😆 “the new H&M home collection is giving shart”

Am expecting a huge announcement the morra aboot Marion’s new collab hameware collab 👌🏻 us witches underestimated him fs

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Saw this last night and immediately thought of oor Marma 😂

I’ve been off this app for taking bespoke annual leave and missed his newest breakdown! Gutted.
 
Hello my lovelies

Just caught up as I’m in that place abroad in the big GC.

We landed late & we couldn’e be arsed going oot so we caught the last hour in the lobby bar. (I won’t go on later rooftop bar IYKYK). We had 6 cocktails in an hour and went back to the room pished and after bouncing into a few walls, crashed on the bed and slept like a log.🫣

We defo had too many of those lethal drinks ➡️🍹🍸

On topic, glad to see Hinchy is still ignoring him (it’s cruel but funny) and “he’s finnne”, and his new perfume storage is rank!

Hard of Taste
Hard of Hinch hellos

🥔💙
 
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