Cleaning With Mario #132 He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts.

[muscadet]

duck Greenwich Mean Time. Could set your watch by this bleep

It’s the same EVERY year without fail

He's more regular than a menstrual cycle

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

So she ignored him on his birthday, didn't give him a shout out when he filmed his wee shaky lenor reel on a baked potato, then ignored him when he mopped his floors in his christmas pj's stating that it was just for her. Give it till Saturday and he'll have made his way to Hinch not a farm, slaughtered the llamas, slaughtered the Hinches, then topped himself.

Rage - in the scent white musk and golden maple. So aye.

 

[Duchesspink]

So she ignored him on his birthday, didn't give him a shout out when he filmed his wee shaky lenor reel on a baked potato, then ignored him when he mopped his floors in his christmas pj's stating that it was just for her. Give it till Saturday and he'll have made his way to Hinch not a farm, slaughtered the llamas, slaughtered the Hinches, then topped himself.

Rage - in the scent white musk and golden maple. So aye.

He definitely won't. He's scared to go anywhere the McGills bus doesn't go.
Hunch is safe down in not a farm

 

[AllieBee]

Most recent Hinch issue- A few weeks ago when Hinch was taking her social media break he posted a big arselicking story about how Instagram isn't the same without her and everyone is missing her which came off massively insensitive as it seemed he was saying "ok we know your dads died and you said you want left in peace but please get back on insta soph because all us sheep are missing your content" he then must have realised he fucked up and spent a few days posting weird stories and she hasn't liked any of his posts since or wished him happy birthday which she usually would. He has been trying to get her attention by tagging her in stories raving about her range but she's still ignoring him.

And he said he would pass on messages to her as though he was a really close friend instead of just a twit who follows her and thinks he's her friend and who she doesn't give 2 shits about.

 

[lilykestrel]

And he said he would pass on messages to her as though he was a really close friend instead of just a twit who follows her and thinks he's her friend and who she doesn't give 2 shits about.

what messages though lol

"sorry for your loss, love Kathleen from Kettering xoxo" "keep up the cleaning, sorry about your pa, love Sandra in Slough"

 

[Anti-influencer]

what messages though lol

"sorry for your loss, love Kathleen from Kettering xoxo" "keep up the cleaning, sorry about your pa, love Sandra in Slough"

“Julie #272 that a met in Home Bargains passes oan her luv”

 

[Licketyspit]

C'mon Mazda, we got your back. Take Big Hench down.Top cheerleader over here . I'll let you into ma cheerleading squad Mazda cos you said you'd like to be one. I'll share ma pompoms with you.

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

All the instacunts are attending the NTA’S tonight, except Marion

 

[Sloggingaway]

Absolutely hilarious that us tattlers predicted that this would happen
If he had half a brain cell, after reading here ( which we know he does) no one in the right mind would give us nasty trolls the satisfaction of doing exactly what we said he would do

 

[welshgirl2021]

All the instacunts are attending the NTA’S tonight, except Marion

Has he got an agent?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

April a couple weeks before her dad passed away is the last interaction that I can see on one her posts. After that every comment, reel or tag has been ignored. Not even liked. 8 comments ignored… to add he said belated birthday to her son.. I’ve never forgotten my friends kids birthday if you do they aren’t a friend or close friend.

 

[Madge2022]

Beak at the weekend, wi his colouring in books trying tae distract himsel fae the radio silence fae Hinch.

Beak today, realising his online pals urni really his pals and use him for free publicity for their books and cleaning products.

 

[Swipeupguyzzz]

Hardly get a chance to check his Insta or on here these days but omg when you do it's like groundhog day, KNOW YOUR WORTH - urrgh
p.s. where's his clothes if he's thrown out the wardrobe or have I got that wrong??
p.p.s. I lurk on here when travelling and @hopethishelpsallthebest you are one funny fecker with those images, had to turn a snort into a cough many a time!

 

[mammaof3]

He's posted so...

It seems he's calmed doon, thought about his teen hissy fit and life has thus returned to normal lads and lassies.

We can noo close the door on this Hinch (allegedly) drama of his. Or can we......

 

[gilly31]

The true cutting aff the snake will be unpinning the Hinch threesome photo!!

NAE CHANCE that's happening!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He needs to see someone for OCD and hoarding. He obviously thinks that display is amazing, but it's far from it.
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That looks awful. Stands out like a sore thumb as it goes with nothing.

 

[Bespoke Tea]

Right lads, wit's happening with oor Marlon? Been at work and now quickly checking the thread and his Stories tae see he's "fumming"....

 

[who let the frogs out]

Right lads, wit's happening with oor Marlon? Been at work and now quickly checking the thread and his Stories tae see he's "fumming"....

Hen!! He’s fiiiiiiine! Ya cannae take from his posts that he’s anything other than fiiiiiiiine!!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

He's posted so...


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It seems he's calmed doon, thought about his teen hissy fit and life has thus returned to normal lads and lassies.

We can noo close the door on this Hinch (allegedly) drama of his. Or can we......

Do we think this is the Sandra he met on his travels?

Her page says Sandra

 

[Becca1922]

Whe

He needs to see someone for OCD and hoarding. He obviously thinks that display is amazing, but it's far from it.
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Where are all his mini Jo Malone perfumes from his infamous advent calender ????