Cleaning With Mario #132 He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts.

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thatsnotstrictlytrue said:
Sobbing with no real tears in sight ma lovelie 🤦‍♀️
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Send her this ma lovelie

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I’d offer Hinch a tissue, but I actually can’t see any tears.

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She’s absolutely boiling my piss. Grief is awful, but she’s milking it. My husband lost his lovely dad in the most unexpected and tragic way a year ago. It’s been horrendous. We’re in the horrors with solicitors, police, insurance etc. We’re awaiting an inquest and just trying to get answers. Every time to phone rings, we hold our breaths. Last week, a parcel arrived from the police and it was full of FIL’s belongings that were recovered from his body, still covered in blood. We’re grieving and trying to deal with this tit. In fairness, Mr. ACWD’s work were great but he did have to go back after two weeks. He’s an only child and his dad was widowed so everything has fallen on his shoulders.

This cow trying to squeeze out a tear and showing us her newly done brows, lashes, and nails because she needs to flog a new scented detergent after taking months off is nothing but an attention-seeking gïmp. She’s no better than Mario.
 
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SuzyE said:
I love how he's balanced his kitchen roll on the holder to make sure the mugs are in the picture.
Mario, you really are a sad, weird little man 😂

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The amount of shite in that one wee corner of the work surface is mental. How can anyone live like that? He is a hoarder and nae debates.
The fact he thinks it actually looks good is bizarre.
I wonder how long we give it before it goes to the same place the cat food dispenser/ugg slippers etc has gone?

Walloper.

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AwwCosyWivDeek said:
I’d offer Hinch a tissue, but I actually can’t see any tears.

<trigger warning ahoy>

She’s absolutely boiling my piss. Grief is awful, but she’s milking it. My husband lost his lovely dad in the most unexpected and tragic way a year ago. It’s been horrendous. We’re in the horrors with solicitors, police, insurance etc. We’re awaiting an inquest and just trying to get answers. Every time to phone rings, we hold our breaths. Last week, a parcel arrived from the police and it was full of FIL’s belongings that were recovered from his body, still covered in blood. We’re grieving and trying to deal with this tit. In fairness, Mr. ACWD’s work were great but he did have to go back after two weeks. He’s an only child and his dad was widowed so everything has fallen on his shoulders.

This cow trying to squeeze out a tear and showing us her newly done brows, lashes, and nails because she needs to flog a new scented detergent after taking months off is nothing but an attention-seeking gïmp. She’s no better than Mario.
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Sending you and Mr ACWD bespoke tattie hearts and love ma hen, cant even imagine.
 
Tinkerbell cat said:
The amount of shite in that one wee corner of the work surface is mental. How can anyone live like that? He is a hoarder and nae debates.
The fact he thinks it actually looks good is bizarre.
I wonder how long we give it before it goes to the same place the cat food dispenser/ugg slippers etc has gone?

Walloper.

New York in America
Also
xxxxxx
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Hen it's called merch fir the gram huns!

He learned his bespoke merch display skills in his senior management role in the local small business debenhams!

''Click on the link below and you tae can get yersel a wee bespoke acorn soap dish tae put yer squished used teabags on tae and be just like me, Mario the insta OG!'
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Freefalling said:
bleeping rich coming from that man child who hasn't experienced any real tragedy 🖕go duck off mario with your unwanted advice.
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Hen let's be honest his whole life is a tragedy!
 
hopethishelpsallthebest said:
This fat bleep declutter? Aye, alright then...

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TUUUUUNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!

So, si, also.
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Shrekssister said:
A Facebook community page I follow has posted this ma hens, the marma sayings are catching on. Either that or they're secret tatters...View attachment 3166148 q
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Ur youse a secret Hinch fan, that sounds like one of her hinchers would say. 🤔
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AwwCosyWivDeek said:
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Every window?

By my count, he has three- one in the livingroom, one in the bathroom, and one in the bedroom.

Three ≠ every.
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How dare youse hen, huv youse forgotten his bespoke shutters in the kitchen, utter vile troll, capesh!
 
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