Cleaning With Mario #132 He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts.

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Realhousemouse said:
Next it'll be stories sitting on his sofa clutching his house coat round his neck raving on about how he's absolutely fiiiinnne, fake hysterical laugh, some tit about how he doesn't give a duck anymore about people trying to bring him down etc etc then later another story saying he's had hunners of DMs, clutching his beak etc
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He's so friggin predictable isn't he 😂
 
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Realhousemouse said:
Next it'll be stories sitting on his sofa clutching his house coat round his neck raving on about how he's absolutely fiiiinnne, fake hysterical laugh, some tit about how he doesn't give a duck anymore about people trying to bring him down etc etc then later another story saying he's had hunners of DMs, clutching his beak etc
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He will read this and switch it up instead fur a seat at his vanity in his hoose coat tap tap tapping away at his beak and the surrounding areas as he takes us through his night time skin care ranting his tits aff that he’s fiiine
 

C'mon Marion 👊.Are you gonna allow her to get away with that level of disrespect for an OG of "that app"? Chanting you from the roof tops hen. Go to battle with that big cleaning wumman. Get your claws sharpened hen and ragdoll her aw over insta.
I'm patiently waiting for an epic witch fest. Don't make it like a wee spluttering fart hen, get your hurty words on point Marma and go tonto oan her arse.
Sake!
 
Licketyspit said:

C'mon Marion 👊.Are you gonna allow her to get away with that level of disrespect for an OG of "that app"? Chanting you from the roof tops hen. Go to battle with that big cleaning wumman. Get your claws sharpened hen and ragdoll her aw over insta.
I'm patiently waiting for an epic witch fest. Don't make it like a wee spluttering fart hen, get your hurty words on point Marma and go tonto oan her arse.
Sake!
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She needs a distraction from her “extreme grief” and sobbing on the floor next to the bins. A Mario grudge should do the trick
 
Aw strapped in and buckled up, popcorn popped, and sittin within reach o ma hoat chokky stashun, might even brek oot the dairylee cheeseboard in anticipation, this could be guid.
Seriously though hens I wish some bleep really wid rip intae hunch, but that's no fer oor Marion, he husny goat the required baws. No that I'm defending wee fanny baws but Sopha cuntliffe hus done him durty. Stitched up like a massive kipper, and smelling like wan anaw.
 
justhavinganozenow said:
I don’t follow him, but lost on how this is hinch related (read it on her post so come for a nosey!)?
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First time Sofa came to Glasgow to see Katie (fan with cerebral palsy) she didn’t come to visit oor Marion and he threw every dolly out of the pram. Blocked Katie and Hinchy for a bit and did the old “never push a loyal person” bollocks. It was fun 😂😂
 
justhavinganozenow said:
I don’t follow him, but lost on how this is hinch related (read it on her post so come for a nosey!)?
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Most recent Hinch issue- A few weeks ago when Hinch was taking her social media break he posted a big arselicking story about how Instagram isn't the same without her and everyone is missing her which came off massively insensitive as it seemed he was saying "ok we know your dads died and you said you want left in peace but please get back on insta soph because all us sheep are missing your content" he then must have realised he fucked up and spent a few days posting weird stories and she hasn't liked any of his posts since or wished him happy birthday which she usually would. He has been trying to get her attention by tagging her in stories raving about her range but she's still ignoring him.
 
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