Carrie Hope Fletcher #46 Carrie Montague, there’s no Hope left

[DaisySims89]

She dresses like my niece...
...who is 9

 

[georginasparkswannabe]

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She dresses like my niece...
...who is 9

honestly if she just wore plain black tights like a normal adult woman it would be a relatively cute outfit if you’re going for “fun” (and maybe just a diff style of black booties). purple and black striped witchy tights are what makes it look like a child dressed her

 

[Neycroo]

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She dresses like my niece...
...who is 9

Styled by Stevie Wonder.

 

[Fillyjonk]

There comes an age where Quirky!Fun! dressing just becomes a bit sad and desperate and you start resembling Su Pollard.

 

[onasidequest]

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She dresses like my niece...
...who is 9

How people think they look good gawking at the camera like this? She looks like she slipped down the stairs and got a carpet burn on her tutty.

 

[Mark81]

There comes an age where Quirky!Fun! dressing just becomes a bit sad and desperate and you start resembling Su Pollard.

And Carrie does not have the personality or humour to pull off being a sue pollard

 

[TechnicallyNo]

I would have expected Ore and the actor playing the Princess to lead that song. Carrie is literally the baddie who would have got her comeuppance by then, so she's irrelevant at that point. There's no characterisation in the way she sings or performs, she's literally just Carrie with horns doing The Face and clomping about. Her singing is also way too loud and it seems she's deliberately trying to drown out the others rather than blend with them.

That’s because the fairy has a good voice:
Carrie thinks she’s in a sing off.
Her lack of training shows when she can’t blend. She’s quite the ‘park and bark’

 

[wordzalad]

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She dresses like my niece...
...who is 9

She’s not like the other girls!! She has stripy tights!!

 

[ASAnigel]

Oh god watching her do her make up in that video was really stressful. You’d think she’d be good at it by now.

She’s in serious need of a good lip moisturiser. Hope someone #gifts her one soon

 

[dull-board1243]

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She dresses like my niece...
...who is 9

The sweater is fine. It's just the skirt and tights that are the problem. She dresses like the five year old who's able to pick out their outfits for the first time.

 

[Mark81]

She’s not like the other girls!! She has stripy tights!!

That’s because the fairy has a good voice:
Carrie thinks she’s in a sing off.
Her lack of training shows when she can’t blend. She’s quite the ‘park and bark’

So many possible thread titles here

Carrie Hope Fletcher #47 - She parks, and she barks, while in stripy tights

 

[jolene4745]

The sweater is fine. It's just the skirt and tights that are the problem. She dresses like the five year old who's able to pick out their outfits for the first time.

I actually really like the sweater, why couldn’t she wear it with just jeans or black leggings? Oh right, because she’s not like other girls and is so QuiRkY! FML.

 

[Glitterberry]

Carrie Hope Fletcher #47 - Parking, barking and butt crarking…

 

[Otterley]

CHF 47 - Park and bark, it’s not much, but enough for us to snark

 

[Mmmmmm]

No neck Shrek posting a story about Carrie with the massive caption My Wife on it How cringy?!?!?!

Meanwhile the hottest couple from the West End is living its best life...

 

[mushkala]

I actually really like the sweater, why couldn’t she wear it with just jeans or black leggings? Oh right, because she’s not like other girls and is so QuiRkY! FML.

I don't think we've seen her in jeans or pants in a minute, maybe due to body insecurity

 

[arty123]

Who's gonna try copying that makeup, it's as bad as the dance break!

 

[Mark81]

No neck Shrek posting a story about Carrie with the massive caption My Wife on it How cringy?!?!?!
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Meanwhile the hottest couple from the West End is living its best life...
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Just take your shirt off oliver (and don't pout)

Imagine Carrie backs out...these posts will come back and haunt Joel

 

[Mmmmmm]

When you look at Carrie's overly retouched face in the ugly quirky outfit picture versus her real face in the make up video the differences are huge and insane!!!! So much for being body positive right Carrie?!?!

It really looks like No Neck Shrek and No Neck Fletcher are becoming one single person...
Carrie you should really be ashamed for retouching your pictures so much you who pretend to be all about body positivity when clearly you are full of insecurities

 

[ASAnigel]

She’s got about as much enthusiasm when talking about how much she’s looking forward to getting married as if she were talking about getting a colonoscopy.