Carrie Hope Fletcher #32 Girl got dumped, thread got bumped

[farmershirt]

So the earliest he could've added his first kiss at 13 as a life event was at the age off 24. Why?!?!

2014, so embarrassing lol

 

[Neycroo]

We know he loves looking into the camera before he kisses Carrie, do we think he was looking into a mirror back in 2000 before his first kiss?

 

[mushkala]

2014, so embarrassing lol

Wonder if something prompted him to feel insecure about himself in 2014 and want to prove to everyone that he has kissed someone

Carrie in 2014: moving another man into her apartment
Joel in 2014: reminiscing on first and only kiss

 

[YTZeleb23]

Odds on him remembering his first kiss because it was on the turn of the millennium with some poor drunk girl at school who kissed him because he was the only guy at the party not with someone?

 

[Sanctified]

So this is from Joel's life events on Facebook! Wonder if it was the back of his hand. Who in their right mind would put this on Facebook!!

Oh my god this is hilariously sad

 

[AL10]

Please not him documenting his first kiss on Facebook

 

[lopdedop]

So this is from Joel's life events on Facebook! Wonder if it was the back of his hand. Who in their right mind would put this on Facebook!!

have to crawl out of my lurk-hole to say that this is absolutely golden! It’s so fitting that there’s a little medal symbol too, he definitely thinks of it like an achievement

 

[ThinkBigger]

Thought of "Soulmate-gate"

 

[mushkala]

@ Joel

 

[Margo_Channing]

@ Joel

Someone should send him that

 

[jolene4745]

Someone should send him that

I’ll send it to him I hope they breakup honestly, probably wrong of me too say that but I hope they do. Their so insufferable and I’m sick of the gross snogging videos

 

[wordzalad]

Am I the only one who doesn’t have a clue what year their first kiss was?!

i can’t remember either. Like probably at a school disco but I can’t remember off the top of my head and if I could I wouldn’t be posting about it cause… erm, who cares?

 

[Clover123]

Words cannot describe how embarrassed I am that he posted his first kiss date retrospectively at the age of what, 27?! No 27 year old should be posting such an "achievement" the goyle doth protest too much, this makes me think he had never been kissed before Carrie tbh

Words cannot describe how embarrassed I am that he posted his first kiss date retrospectively at the age of what, 27?! No 27 year old should be posting such an "achievement" the goyle doth protest too much, this makes me think he had never been kissed before Carrie tbh

 

[DaisySims89]

i can’t remember either. Like probably at a school disco but I can’t remember off the top of my head and if I could I wouldn’t be posting about it cause… erm, who cares?

I can remember mine, but only because it was bloody awful
I certainly wouldn't make a post about it on Facebook.

He's so embarrassing...

 

[Lilykins]

I don’t get how he has made it to be a West End performer in a top show, I really don’t.

 

[Mollydear]

She looks photoshopped in!

She looks like a cardboard cut out

 

[jolene4745]

She looks like a cardboard cut out

I’m screaming

 

[shesaidit]

Not relevant to anything really but every time I see someone say 'goyle' I misread it as 'gargoyle'.

 

[Neycroo]

I can remember mine, but only because it was bloody awful
I certainly wouldn't make a post about it on Facebook.

He's so embarrassing...

The other side of Joel's first kiss probably doesn't remember either...or for all the wrong reasons.

I don’t get how he has made it to be a West End performer in a top show, I really don’t.

He was kissing the right people

 

[londongirl2001]

I mean, there's no shame in having your first kiss or any kind of intimate experience at a later point in your life. But with everything in this day and age, think before you share your information with everyone on social media. As we've known about Joel since day 1 with Carrie, he has no clue whatsoever.